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Pearly Sweetcake
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ghastly & dubious hologothic hagette
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
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I read the news today, oh boy
A person's face. They're partially covering their mouth and the screen reflection in their glasses reads "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK"
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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when someone who forced you to hate them finally dies

it's complicated
And [CHARACTER] kept saying— “It didn’t feel good … Fuck … It didn’t feel good. Why didn’t it feel good?” A rising, hysterical note. “Why didn’t it feel good? You fucking old … You hideous, cruel … you bastard … Why didn’t … Why can’t I…”
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
Two gigantic slavering green tentacle aliens onstage with Homer Simpson. The caption says "it's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us."
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Zero. I dropped the needle on a record last Friday. Antique typewriter on display in my home

Please explain why the Walkman icon is a Discman? Why is there a transistor radio icon? "Mixtape hero?" "Business wizard?"

If you're gonna try to make me feel old, you need to do better than... this
"The Fabulous Weird Checklist" which is just a 20 point list of things that people did every day in the 80's-slash-90's. It's designed to make millennials go "oh noooo, I'm a boomer now, what do?" but actually we're all too tired to get upset by anything less than the mass murder of civilians, which is a valid thing to be upset about but unfortunately could apply to any number of places (including America if they don't get SNAP funded, bc intentionally starving people IS murder, actually)
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
Fluffy classic tabby cat in a basket attached to her cat tree, one leg hanging out, one arm cleaning her face, tongue sticking out, one ear inside out
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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au contraire, mon frere
3 versions of Mister beast's name (oh, gonna have to add that one too) MUTED
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Bluesky mute screen, showing in the text field the name of that weird off-putting beast guy with too many teeth. I would not want to be the person who analyzes his hard drive. He gives me INTENSE jeebies
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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A visibly perturbed fluffy black cat with golden eyes and sport-mode (laid back) ears
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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sandwich guy or subway hero
A still from the show 30 Rock: Dennis Duffy (Dean Winters), a smug white man with entirely too many buttons undone and too much chest exposed and another man who is ostensibly his lawyer & spokesman stand behind a podium. The chyron reads "SUBWAY HERO DENNIS DUFFY"
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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😍
Laura Jane Grace being beautiful onstage
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I often give myself flowers, because I like to be romanced
A bright autumn bouquet of flowers, consisting of daisy poms in yellow with bronze centers and burgundy with yellow edges and centers, red alstroemeria, red mini carnations, burgundy carnations, mini green hydrangea, and a central red rose
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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a few days ago I showed Spouse obscure old videos that my friend & I used to enjoy. Then we put on a brand new video podcast. They showed random Internet video clips: guess which one they showed. Spouse looked at me 👀 and said "...Witch."

Today I felt a vibe, so I messaged a friend, and
Gold Box: Hey Honey. Miss you. Hope you're doing okay [sparkling heart emoji] Black Box: Hello, witch. I was literally JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. [kissyface emoji]
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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A cartoon of a cemetery done in the style of Edward Gorey, by Lar deSouza
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.
A person in black clothing and a tan camouflage hat fires an enormous shoulder mounted weapon. It shoots the words "Eat shit, nerd."
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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🌵🌸✨
Fuschia colored blooms rioting all over a successfully rehabbed Thanksgiving cactus. Another successfully rehabbed cactus, larger than the first, is also blooming white flowers. There's a small cactus at the edge of the photo; it will bloom peach colored blossoms soon. They are surrounded by a border of peperomia,Thai Constellation monstera, and pothtos plants. Y'all I care so much about my houseplants. I gotta buckle down and fix up the ones that still need to be updated. They deserve to live & grow happily, same as I do. I watched this miserable baby languish for so long before breaking down & bringing her home, and I almost feel guilty for making her wait so long, but things happen in their own time. These are legacy plants: if I take proper care of them, I can pass them on to my grands. That would be so meaningful to me
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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making time to Do Activities with your weirdest friends is deep self-care
Queen pumpkin: unsettling eyes with an extra-wide smile. There are no fangs but they are strongly implied. Orange pumpkin on blue background. Heart pumpkin: teeny tiny round eyes and a teeny flat mouth. Orange pumpkin on blue background. Queen pumpkin: unsettling eyes with an extra-wide smile. There are no fangs but they are strongly implied. It is illuminated from within. Heart pumpkin: teeny tiny round eyes and a teeny flat mouth. It is illuminated from within. The entire small pumpkin glows, it's actually very cool and pretty
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I wore the costume but she wore it better
My large fluffy classic tabby cat lying next to the squiggle of mustard on an adult-size hot dog costume, looking like she's just discovered El Dorado Unsettling jack-o'-lantern I made
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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when you're carrying too much stuff and you drop your empty red bull can down the stairs and then fumble with the gate
Thank you for leaving my house with the shame of a a mid-aughts party girl [smiley happy emoji] made me feel something again that I thought I’d lost long ago [laugh-cry emoji]
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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🌻🌹🌼 bouquet 🌾🌺🌿

🌻🌹🌼 ramo 🌾🌺🌿
Enormous presentation-style (Miss America-style) floral bouquet including hydrangea, daisy poms, alstroemeria, statice, carnations, sunflowers, roses, lysianthus, and eucalyptus
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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my friend's kid is in a concert tomorrow evening and the school is planning to feed the band or whatever. They said "pizza and water will be provided."
Colored Box: "pizza and water" (crying emoji) "fuck them kids" Black Box: "FR team raggedy bitches couldn't grab some Faygo" Colored Box: "[Name] wants to know if the water in Florida ISN'T Faygo" Black Box: "HAHAHA well, there's a huge fight for/against fluoride but the Faygo rumors are unfounded, I tell you" Colored Box: "I dunnoooooo..." [gif of Bart Simpson saying "hey look, I've got a loose tooth"]
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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bad news, his husband is also extremely handsome
PA state rep Malcolm Kenyatta embraces his husband who stands in front of him. Both are striking Black men with long hair in different styles
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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the best year for music is whatever year you lost your virginity

oh shit it's true
Cover art: Tori Amos - From The Choirgirl Hotel Cover art: Hole - Celebrity Skin Cover art: Garage - Version 2.0 Cover art: Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals We all know he's a monster. I know it, you know it. But this album slaps.
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Lucas from Empire Records asking "what's with today today?" He appears on a button design, which is a callback to the movie.
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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sorry WHAT
The rose family is considered one of the six most economically important crop plant families, and includes apples, pears, quinces, medlars, loquats, almonds, peaches, apricots, plums, cherries, strawberries, blackberries, raspberries, sloes, and roses.
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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:)
BIG BRIGHT BOLD PINK CACTUS BLOOMS
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM