Are you implying that women are... people?

Yes! And the exact nasal tone of "Homey don't PLEY dat"

Even my parents loved Homey, Mom quoted him until the day she died 😂

if they close their eyes and dissociate while you're driving, how offended can you get? is there an upper limit? should you drive faster or yell or both?

what about when you're gaming? how many times do they get to be annoying about "getting triggered" before you're allowed to scream at em?

just in time for the climate crisis, outstanding

"a falling chainsaw"

yeah statistics really need to catch up with the real world

i want this to be a joke but

I tried to borrow it from the library and you should know that there is a QUEUE

We are literally lining up to read your book 🍄

fun fact, when i was a kid we used a kerosene heater at the foot of the stairs to keep the house warm overnight while everyone slept upstairs

10/10 safety, no notes

That's mine, too!! Reading it is like reading a book, it comes so naturally. A+, excellent taste