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Pearly Sweetcake
@sugarblind.bsky.social
ghastly & dubious hologothic hagette
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
Are you implying that women are... people?
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes! And the exact nasal tone of "Homey don't PLEY dat"

Even my parents loved Homey, Mom quoted him until the day she died 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
if they close their eyes and dissociate while you're driving, how offended can you get? is there an upper limit? should you drive faster or yell or both?

what about when you're gaming? how many times do they get to be annoying about "getting triggered" before you're allowed to scream at em?
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
just in time for the climate crisis, outstanding
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"a falling chainsaw"
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
yeah statistics really need to catch up with the real world

i want this to be a joke but
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I tried to borrow it from the library and you should know that there is a QUEUE

We are literally lining up to read your book 🍄
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
fun fact, when i was a kid we used a kerosene heater at the foot of the stairs to keep the house warm overnight while everyone slept upstairs

10/10 safety, no notes
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That's mine, too!! Reading it is like reading a book, it comes so naturally. A+, excellent taste
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM