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Pearly Sweetcake

@sugarblind.bsky.social

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · May 8

I have two moods

Little Edie dressed in the best costume of the day, a long sleeve leotard, black nylons, and a red & blue headscarf. She's dancing and smiling and pointing playfully with a flag on a stick

Uncle Baby Billy Freeman, an elderly gentleman with white hair, sunglasses, and prominent teeth, sitting in a convertible and spitefully, desperately flipping the middle finger over his shoulder

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 2h

Me, reading your posts

Lucas (Rory Cochrane), a man with black hair in a Caesar cut, wearing a black motorcycle jacket, asks manically, "Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear."

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 3h

DONT FIX ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 5h

bummer ❤️ can identify

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 5h

Oh I LOVE it! I see delph, carns, roses, liatris, gerberas, SNAPDRAGONS AND IRISES 😭 I love snapdragons so much

This was an incredible choice and I love it and I'm delighted that you got to enjoy it

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 6h

this is the epilogue to my four-word horror story, "inlaws are here unannounced"

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 6h

trans rights

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 6h

Ooh, I would love to get that order (again). I think I'd do it in blue & white hydrangeas, pink carnations, white stock, blue delphinium, blue thistle, white cushion poms (like mini mums), pink sweetheart roses, and maybe one rose in a different shade of pink. With silver dollar eucalyptus.
💙🩷🤍

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 6h

here's a true four-word horror story:

INLAWS ARE HERE UNANNOUNCED

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 8h

bsky.app/profile/suga...

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 22d

AI summaries make me feel like I'm about to get into an argument with my father

fuhrermore, nazis delenda est

AI stating "Eddie Izzard never called Hitler a vegetarian and a painter, even though he was" (Worst Timeline, 2025)

Imdb page featuring a quote from Eddie Izzard calling Hitler a vegetarian and a painter (Dress To Kill, 1998)

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 19h

I love when customers say "here's $50, she likes purple, go nuts"

A bouquet of purple, pink, and white flowers. There are hydrangeas, daisies, carnations, mini-carnations, statice, stock, dianthus, and a white rose in the middle. I created it.

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 21h

let's go, let's go, let's go

(little darlin)

A screenshot of a library app indicating that I am second in line to borrow the latest T. Kingfisher book. My library has acquired 8 more copies since I placed this hold, apparently.

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

"We'd like to invite all of our Diamond Platinum Royal O-Negative Cosmic God Tier members to share the results of their last colonoscopy for an opportunity to win a chance to be entered into a raffle for 10% off one electricity bill incurred in the fiscal year following the current one!"

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

wildly imaginative of you to suggest that they'll offer a discount

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

heard the news about that singer. couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

hepatitis

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

You make them into French toast? That is... that's genius

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

I'm really struggling with some Youths at work. They can't be quiet when I'm on the phone with a customer, so I have to snap or clap or pound the worktop to get their attention, like an asshole. I hate it

I'm stressed out to the point that I'm currently on an unscheduled break to calm down

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

They remade Running Man and replaced Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger with [checks notes] the skinny guy who played "A Butt In Wranglers" in Twisters? The guy who got his asshole waxed in Bad Moms? Why

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

This one is controversial in my shop so I'm curious about your opinion on Next Day Donuts/Pastry

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

my lifelong recurring nightmare has been 'pack your stuff, leave my keys, get your shit, gotta go' but there's _never_ enough time to get all my stuff packed. in the worst ones i can't find my cat to take her w/me

dyk? bad dreams dissipate upon waking. nightmares leave a profound emotional impact

Get Your Shit

YouTube video by Wiz Khalifa - Topic

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

My granny sent me a little money with the caveat that I do something for myself with it, something I'll really enjoy

Suddenly I can afford the bottle of perfume I was saving for

I am so fortunate to even have a living grandparent at my age, let alone one who sends cards & gifts. What a blessing 💗

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

Do ittttttt. I knew a woman who had a triple nose ring and it was incredibly attractive. I'd love a second ring next to my first

I didn't hear Grandpa Kid Rock* complaining about dyed hair & piercings when cool people attended his shows by mistake back in the day

* lol Uncle Baby Billy

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

I've never been more invested in someone else's donut opinions, tell me everything, what's the best one, what's a waste of dough & fat, what's a good weird one

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

I'm coming straight for the castle / they're gonna make me their queen 🎶

Fluffy tabby cat overflowing the basket attached to her big cat tree

Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 1d

Now, is a taco a sandwich? Bc cheese definitely goes on there.

FOOD PERVERT, I SAY