Pearly Sweetcake
@sugarblind.bsky.social
ghastly & dubious hologothic hagette
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
explained delicious cabbage electronics to spouse at the same time that I explained how soup is 3d poverty racism
might have broken his brain
might have broken his brain
can't wait to devour a turkey-cabbage stuffed with gently used electronics this thanksgiving
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
explained delicious cabbage electronics to spouse at the same time that I explained how soup is 3d poverty racism
might have broken his brain
might have broken his brain
is it possible to have a personality so bad that it qualifies as a disability?
asking for myself
asking for myself
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
is it possible to have a personality so bad that it qualifies as a disability?
asking for myself
asking for myself
I want to pitch mine into a volcano 🌋
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I want to pitch mine into a volcano 🌋
Reposted by Pearly Sweetcake
Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
16yo: I'm glad that at least the alternative girl in my class is willing to talk to me
Today: It really sucks to be doing her funeral flowers
Today: It really sucks to be doing her funeral flowers
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
16yo: I'm glad that at least the alternative girl in my class is willing to talk to me
Today: It really sucks to be doing her funeral flowers
Today: It really sucks to be doing her funeral flowers
Our only cousin was a nerd and our parents were heads, so eventually what other people call the cousin walk just became 'smoking a bowl with Dad in the living room'
~Happy Food Holiday~
~Happy Food Holiday~
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Our only cousin was a nerd and our parents were heads, so eventually what other people call the cousin walk just became 'smoking a bowl with Dad in the living room'
~Happy Food Holiday~
~Happy Food Holiday~
if you don't swear ferociously, mutter over your breath, and slam-bang around the kitchen during your entire prep time for the one (1) dish you're expected to cook, one day a year
are you even a man?
are you even a man?
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
if you don't swear ferociously, mutter over your breath, and slam-bang around the kitchen during your entire prep time for the one (1) dish you're expected to cook, one day a year
are you even a man?
are you even a man?
It's a good day to indulge in a little 24-hour mute of any words that might spoil your mood
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's a good day to indulge in a little 24-hour mute of any words that might spoil your mood
The moon has a face and it smiles on the lake
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
Don't Let Us Get Sick
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The moon has a face and it smiles on the lake
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery that describes your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery that describes your mental health.
chat is it good when you're crying in the bathroom at work before 11 am?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
chat is it good when you're crying in the bathroom at work before 11 am?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
can't wait to devour a turkey-cabbage stuffed with gently used electronics this thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
can't wait to devour a turkey-cabbage stuffed with gently used electronics this thanksgiving
gonna smack the bejesus outta the next person who tells me to go to the doctor for anything unless they also offer to pay for it
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
gonna smack the bejesus outta the next person who tells me to go to the doctor for anything unless they also offer to pay for it
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
Don't ever forget: "anti-woke" is explicitly anti-Black
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Don't ever forget: "anti-woke" is explicitly anti-Black
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Now I understand why the middle aged ladies didn't like me when I was young
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Now I understand why the middle aged ladies didn't like me when I was young
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
It used to be that in person I had no middle gears, all stop or all go. Now I handle things mostly like a professional
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It used to be that in person I had no middle gears, all stop or all go. Now I handle things mostly like a professional
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
OUT OF CHARACTER: I've got my clothes laid out & coffee prepped, showered, washed my hair, styled it specially so it still looks ok tomorrow, & packed makeup bag. Ready to get up an hour early, ughh
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
OUT OF CHARACTER: I've got my clothes laid out & coffee prepped, showered, washed my hair, styled it specially so it still looks ok tomorrow, & packed makeup bag. Ready to get up an hour early, ughh
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
Need brake repairs to my truck asap. Need the truck to get to work for the holiday sprint this week. Shop can't touch it til 12/2
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Need brake repairs to my truck asap. Need the truck to get to work for the holiday sprint this week. Shop can't touch it til 12/2
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
chat I think we need to talk about masking every time we leave the house
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
chat I think we need to talk about masking every time we leave the house
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
Reposted by Pearly Sweetcake
*cries in american*
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
*cries in american*
Hello food poisoning my old friend
Takeout pizza strikes again
Takeout pizza strikes again
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hello food poisoning my old friend
Takeout pizza strikes again
Takeout pizza strikes again
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
me as your bsky therapist.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
me as your bsky therapist.