female trouble
would have saved a whole lot of trouble if they'd just gotten those cha-cha heels for divine
would have saved a whole lot of trouble if they'd just gotten those cha-cha heels for divine
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
female trouble
would have saved a whole lot of trouble if they'd just gotten those cha-cha heels for divine
would have saved a whole lot of trouble if they'd just gotten those cha-cha heels for divine
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love to get my dick sucked its truly a gift from heaven to have someone blowing your cock imho
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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the "die hard christmas" discourse is the most embarrassed i've ever felt for the millennials
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the "die hard christmas" discourse is the most embarrassed i've ever felt for the millennials
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Are You There Godfrey?
It's Me, Morgott
It's Me, Morgott
July 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Are You There Godfrey?
It's Me, Morgott
It's Me, Morgott
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newt can totally redeem himself by melting down about a different clinton blowjob
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
newt can totally redeem himself by melting down about a different clinton blowjob
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bravo
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
bravo
dude is indoors - somebody needs to knock that shit off his head
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
dude is indoors - somebody needs to knock that shit off his head
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It’s endearing. People treated 50 degrees in Texas the same way people in Chicago do. And people in both always ask if I’m cold!
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s endearing. People treated 50 degrees in Texas the same way people in Chicago do. And people in both always ask if I’m cold!
my East Bay polling place is never busy, so seeing 4 *obvious* first-time voters there for prop 50 fucking rules
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
my East Bay polling place is never busy, so seeing 4 *obvious* first-time voters there for prop 50 fucking rules
why does ca have the absolute lamest voting stickers?
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
why does ca have the absolute lamest voting stickers?
delicious, and moist as my asscrack
Moist and tender, delicately flavored with pumpkin and cinnamon, this humble loaf needs no bells and whistles. "My favorite adornment is a simple cream cheese glaze." nyti.ms/4nWxUEF
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
delicious, and moist as my asscrack
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David Byrne if he was a realtor: This is not my beautiful house….but it could be yours!
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
David Byrne if he was a realtor: This is not my beautiful house….but it could be yours!
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Nodding off and cracking jokes like “Sauron deez nuts”
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Nodding off and cracking jokes like “Sauron deez nuts”
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it is difficult to express how much I am not exaggerating about Kitty Korner. this panel came at the end of a strip about an alien landing on earth to pee in the bushes while Heathcliff and a talking raccoon watch from atop garbage cans overturned on piles of meat
theoutline.com/post/4084/th...
theoutline.com/post/4084/th...
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
it is difficult to express how much I am not exaggerating about Kitty Korner. this panel came at the end of a strip about an alien landing on earth to pee in the bushes while Heathcliff and a talking raccoon watch from atop garbage cans overturned on piles of meat
theoutline.com/post/4084/th...
theoutline.com/post/4084/th...
its anti-catholic discrimination. 6 months from now its only seth and he airs at 3:30am
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
its anti-catholic discrimination. 6 months from now its only seth and he airs at 3:30am
not sure if you've ever heard the tmnt theme my breh
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
not sure if you've ever heard the tmnt theme my breh
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