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boy oh boy!
female trouble

would have saved a whole lot of trouble if they'd just gotten those cha-cha heels for divine
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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love to get my dick sucked its truly a gift from heaven to have someone blowing your cock imho
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Are You There Godfrey?
It's Me, Morgott
July 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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newt can totally redeem himself by melting down about a different clinton blowjob
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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😍😍😍😍😍
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
bravo
[Daft Punk “Get Lucky” voice] 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
dude is indoors - somebody needs to knock that shit off his head
i hate it when you have to go directly from the rodeo to a TV hit
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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It’s endearing. People treated 50 degrees in Texas the same way people in Chicago do. And people in both always ask if I’m cold!
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
my East Bay polling place is never busy, so seeing 4 *obvious* first-time voters there for prop 50 fucking rules
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
why does ca have the absolute lamest voting stickers?
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
delicious, and moist as my asscrack
Moist and tender, delicately flavored with pumpkin and cinnamon, this humble loaf needs no bells and whistles. "My favorite adornment is a simple cream cheese glaze." nyti.ms/4nWxUEF
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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David Byrne if he was a realtor: This is not my beautiful house….but it could be yours!
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Nodding off and cracking jokes like “Sauron deez nuts”
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
jim henson's?
October 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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it is difficult to express how much I am not exaggerating about Kitty Korner. this panel came at the end of a strip about an alien landing on earth to pee in the bushes while Heathcliff and a talking raccoon watch from atop garbage cans overturned on piles of meat

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September 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
its anti-catholic discrimination. 6 months from now its only seth and he airs at 3:30am
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
not sure if you've ever heard the tmnt theme my breh
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Fixed it.
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM