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I like rocks
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Jax State wins it on a 52 yd FG
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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We love to see a football player drum major.
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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this is ART
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Raju: Have you seen that letter?

Burlison: I would like to see it matched with his handwriting

Raju: Here’s the letter

Burlison: I don’t want to see it
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are getting married. Good for them. I'm sure everyone will be rational about this.
August 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Shane Gillis: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died... Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..." #ESPYs
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I really struck a nerve here. I stand by what I said.
FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."

FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
July 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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James: His critics said that he should wait his turn. His critics said that he did not have the experience. His critics said they did not have the right name. Well, now all of them know his god damn name.
June 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
June 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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mood
June 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A Democratic Mayor arrested.

A Democratic Congresswoman indicted.

A Democratic Senator tackled and detained.

A Democratic State Representative killed.

A Democratic State Representative in critical condition.

We can all see where this is going.
June 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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honestly god bless Philadelphia
Chant has shifted to "Fuck Trump, go Birds"
June 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Classic Harlan
May 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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When Nashville SC defeated Charlotte FC on Saturday, the supporters section lacked its usual verve and had visible gaps throughout the risers.

The reason was explained in a pair of large white banners.

No estamos todos aquí.

We are not all here.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...
May 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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One day Lando will just do the thing and ram Verstappen off the track and spontaneously sprout the fullest mustache you’ve ever seen
May 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Trump is threatening to revoke Harvard’s tax exempt status because the university refused to cave to his demands.

Why is he so hell-bent on attacking universities?

Because an educated and informed citizenry has always been the biggest threat to a dictator's power.
May 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives
May 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Krishnamoorthi: Well, look—you’ve heard of artificial intelligence. I think what you see right now in the White House is just natural stupidity.
May 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
The fact that there's an ASL interpreter there.... Thank you @aoc.bsky.social 🥹😍🤟🏼
May 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Warnock: I hear people attack poor people and act like it’s a crime to be poor, rather than to recognize it’s criminal for so many people to be poor. They do all of this in the name of Jesus… Jesus is the biggest victim of identity theft in the United States
April 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM