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Another Great British Institution destroyed by Woke.
Tell you what you don’t see much of these days: spiral hats.
Forty years ago, if you wanted *anything* promoted, you put it on a spiral paper hat.
Forty years ago, if you wanted *anything* promoted, you put it on a spiral paper hat.
January 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Another Great British Institution destroyed by Woke.
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i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
January 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Joyous
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In other news, Nigel Farage didn't bother to turn up to the debate on grooming gangs in the House of Commons just now
January 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
In other news, Nigel Farage didn't bother to turn up to the debate on grooming gangs in the House of Commons just now
And now I know how lonely life can be
She was 5 in 2003
I was a Hall of Fame inductee
She was 5 in 2003
I was a Hall of Fame inductee
Just been made aware of this and I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing. Imagine the gaps in context? Akin to a defrosted caveman.
January 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And now I know how lonely life can be
She was 5 in 2003
I was a Hall of Fame inductee
She was 5 in 2003
I was a Hall of Fame inductee
The first weekend of a new year is always so dull. It’s dark, it’s cold, nobody wants to do anything because they are spent after NYE.
January 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The first weekend of a new year is always so dull. It’s dark, it’s cold, nobody wants to do anything because they are spent after NYE.
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Save money by making your own Yankee Candles
January 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Save money by making your own Yankee Candles
But…why?
We now cross to Maryam Moshiri at the Worlds Darts Championship.
January 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
But…why?
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The inventory of the Twelve Days of Christmas sounds like a list of ITV sitcoms that you could buy from Network. Who can forget Calling Birds, with Paula Wilcox and Molly Sugden? Or Turtle Doves, the dating agency run by John Inman and Rula Lenska? Or Partridge In A Pear Tree with Bill Maynard?
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 PM
The inventory of the Twelve Days of Christmas sounds like a list of ITV sitcoms that you could buy from Network. Who can forget Calling Birds, with Paula Wilcox and Molly Sugden? Or Turtle Doves, the dating agency run by John Inman and Rula Lenska? Or Partridge In A Pear Tree with Bill Maynard?
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They should have a SodaStream for lunch meat.
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 PM
They should have a SodaStream for lunch meat.
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Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.
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Public service reminder if you're watching The Muppet Christmas Carol on Disney+:
Go to Extras and select the "Full Length Version" to include the cut song "When Love is Gone" back into the film.
Go to Extras and select the "Full Length Version" to include the cut song "When Love is Gone" back into the film.
November 30, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Public service reminder if you're watching The Muppet Christmas Carol on Disney+:
Go to Extras and select the "Full Length Version" to include the cut song "When Love is Gone" back into the film.
Go to Extras and select the "Full Length Version" to include the cut song "When Love is Gone" back into the film.
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The thing I'll never get over is Zuckerberg having a legit Twitter-killer app with countless sign ups on day one and deciding: let's bury news and flood their feed with shit they don't want.
November 27, 2024 at 11:02 AM
The thing I'll never get over is Zuckerberg having a legit Twitter-killer app with countless sign ups on day one and deciding: let's bury news and flood their feed with shit they don't want.
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I love the school run shout-outs on Classic FM, absolute mayhem. Happy birthday to Jacinta, 9, who's going on a trip up Everest after her cor anglais exam, and Mungo, 7, who will be invested as Archbishop of York after his PhD viva on the origins of Mandarin.
November 26, 2024 at 8:16 AM
I love the school run shout-outs on Classic FM, absolute mayhem. Happy birthday to Jacinta, 9, who's going on a trip up Everest after her cor anglais exam, and Mungo, 7, who will be invested as Archbishop of York after his PhD viva on the origins of Mandarin.
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its always 'get people working'. it's never
- make childcare affordable
- run better transport so people can get to jobs
- raise attainment for people of all backgrounds
- improve healthcare for long term sick
- make workplaces accessible
- champion flexible working
So it never works.
- make childcare affordable
- run better transport so people can get to jobs
- raise attainment for people of all backgrounds
- improve healthcare for long term sick
- make workplaces accessible
- champion flexible working
So it never works.
November 26, 2024 at 9:45 AM
its always 'get people working'. it's never
- make childcare affordable
- run better transport so people can get to jobs
- raise attainment for people of all backgrounds
- improve healthcare for long term sick
- make workplaces accessible
- champion flexible working
So it never works.
- make childcare affordable
- run better transport so people can get to jobs
- raise attainment for people of all backgrounds
- improve healthcare for long term sick
- make workplaces accessible
- champion flexible working
So it never works.
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November 25th. Gazpacho Soup Day. #RedDwarf #OnThisDay
November 25, 2024 at 8:33 PM
November 25th. Gazpacho Soup Day. #RedDwarf #OnThisDay
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Accounts who spend their days posting screenshots of Space Elmo tweets really need to get in the bin.
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Accounts who spend their days posting screenshots of Space Elmo tweets really need to get in the bin.
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Bluesky has passed 20 million users. Which is nearly as many as saw Alan Bradley hit by a tram. Makes you think.
November 19, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Bluesky has passed 20 million users. Which is nearly as many as saw Alan Bradley hit by a tram. Makes you think.
Strange they chose this scene for the Postman Pat ride at Alton Towers.
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Strange they chose this scene for the Postman Pat ride at Alton Towers.
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Good afternoon. Here is everyone ever.
November 19, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Good afternoon. Here is everyone ever.
Very hard to have any sympathy with farmers when this is the company they keep.
🚨 NEW: Reform MP’s Richard Tice and Lee Anderson at the farmers’ protest
November 19, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Very hard to have any sympathy with farmers when this is the company they keep.
The main reason to leave that silly place. To get away from the stupid people.
This is next level stupid.
NYT: Elon Musk Asked People to Upload Their Health Data. X Users Obliged.
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NYT: Elon Musk Asked People to Upload Their Health Data. X Users Obliged.
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November 19, 2024 at 11:15 AM
The main reason to leave that silly place. To get away from the stupid people.
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