I only got 11. I’ll see myself out.

The Killers - Mr Brightside

For the record, I’m a massive Don McLean fan. If they’re happy then good for them but you do wonder what the hell is going on there.

I think my main issue is I have eaten all the xmas chocolate and now don’t know what to do.

Streeting needs to be booted as quickly as possible. What Starmer sees in him I will never know.

You can tell it’s the American company because they have taken the u out of Twiniungs

No no no. That is not the British way.

You put the teabag in the mug first before the water. Then put it in the microwave.

Up next - Five Gold Rings. Una Stubbs stars as a woman divorced five times. Will she find love at the sixth attempt while dealing with her five ex-husbands?

Ah someone hasn’t discovered the delights of Bovril.