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· Aug 13
it must be a dreamy Sabbath afternoon the way my ass is circumambulating this city
this is completely insane. he tried to do a coup, live on TV. he made a video on Twitter endorsing the coup as it was happening
I think my biggest break from this site's zeitgeist is I earnestly believe that the United States Government spent 2021-2024 trying to build a case strong enough to survive appeals and see Donald Trump die in prison, or in the alternative force SCOTUS to break the Constitution declare Trump a king.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
this is completely insane. he tried to do a coup, live on TV. he made a video on Twitter endorsing the coup as it was happening
if JJ McCarthy had had a better season the people of Minnesota would've been inspired enough to lead a full revolt and institute luxury gay space communism country wide
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
if JJ McCarthy had had a better season the people of Minnesota would've been inspired enough to lead a full revolt and institute luxury gay space communism country wide
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
how is this any different from what the people in power are doing. Trump attempted a coup and the response was "well, let's hope he learned his lesson, and if not, the voters will reject him"
what a lot of you are doing is no different than people playing with action figures. it is untethered from what we know, can observe, how things work and the ability of other people to act
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
how is this any different from what the people in power are doing. Trump attempted a coup and the response was "well, let's hope he learned his lesson, and if not, the voters will reject him"
who, me? heh. no, I'm not a photographer. my camera does all the photography for me. I'm a photographerist
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
who, me? heh. no, I'm not a photographer. my camera does all the photography for me. I'm a photographerist
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And that’s a guarantee!
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
And that’s a guarantee!
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Now we have to sing the Battle THEM of the Republic. Because of woke.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Now we have to sing the Battle THEM of the Republic. Because of woke.
I think there should be leniency considerations if you lean into mid century crime stereotypes. like if you wear a black and white striped shirt and eye mask when burgling, or if you get bribes in burlap sacks with dollar bills on it, you get a sentence reduction
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I think there should be leniency considerations if you lean into mid century crime stereotypes. like if you wear a black and white striped shirt and eye mask when burgling, or if you get bribes in burlap sacks with dollar bills on it, you get a sentence reduction
There is no WAR in Ba Se Ball
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
There is no WAR in Ba Se Ball
we are like the sideshow who bobs, and then lives inside the bob. but who is the krusty?
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
we are like the sideshow who bobs, and then lives inside the bob. but who is the krusty?
Max Brosmer wins that game
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Max Brosmer wins that game
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ICBMs? Big deal, ICBMs every time I look in my toilet
November 22, 2024 at 1:21 AM
ICBMs? Big deal, ICBMs every time I look in my toilet
Sending this out to all the cops out there!
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Sending this out to all the cops out there!
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(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.
June 13, 2023 at 9:15 AM
(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.
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Crunch time with adorable Ume! The 10-month-old tapir now weighs 483 pounds. 💗
📹: Keeper Katie
📹: Keeper Katie
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Crunch time with adorable Ume! The 10-month-old tapir now weighs 483 pounds. 💗
📹: Keeper Katie
📹: Keeper Katie
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Ume is officially 11 months old and already weighs 483 pounds! 💗 That’s more than halfway to mom Yuna’s impressive 800 pounds. This adorable Malayan tapir is gaining size, confidence, and curiosity by the day, still keeping close to mom while steadily growing into her almost-teen tapir era.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Ume is officially 11 months old and already weighs 483 pounds! 💗 That’s more than halfway to mom Yuna’s impressive 800 pounds. This adorable Malayan tapir is gaining size, confidence, and curiosity by the day, still keeping close to mom while steadily growing into her almost-teen tapir era.
Tom Brady couldn't replicate Max Brosmer's efficient, low yardage victory over the Lions if he tried
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Tom Brady couldn't replicate Max Brosmer's efficient, low yardage victory over the Lions if he tried
I sincerely don't understand how this isn't a mind-breaking fact for more people. like c'mon!
Even Republicans were starting to distance themselves from Trump when Jan 6 didn't work. It would've been the perfect time to move on arresting him because he had zero friends, but Merrick Garland sat with his thumb up his ass for 3.5 years for no reason
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I sincerely don't understand how this isn't a mind-breaking fact for more people. like c'mon!
I think it is more apt to say that the Biden admin failed to write the history that occured. Trump tried to do a coup and upon taking office, the Biden admin decided to smoke weed and jerk off for like 3 years, rather than out him in prison
A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I think it is more apt to say that the Biden admin failed to write the history that occured. Trump tried to do a coup and upon taking office, the Biden admin decided to smoke weed and jerk off for like 3 years, rather than out him in prison
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In the wild, grooming is an important bonding ritual. Little Notty lost her natal family, but the loving instinct is still strong. Now, she bestows it upon her best friend, Tytan, an orphan black rhino. This is a zebra’s love language!
Discover how their unique friendship came to be: swt.bio/tytan
Discover how their unique friendship came to be: swt.bio/tytan
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
In the wild, grooming is an important bonding ritual. Little Notty lost her natal family, but the loving instinct is still strong. Now, she bestows it upon her best friend, Tytan, an orphan black rhino. This is a zebra’s love language!
Discover how their unique friendship came to be: swt.bio/tytan
Discover how their unique friendship came to be: swt.bio/tytan
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I heard a New Zealander say "Space Centre" 25 years ago and haven't been able to forget it.
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I heard a New Zealander say "Space Centre" 25 years ago and haven't been able to forget it.
people say she would've been no different but like a Harris administration would've at least had r/Venezuela pulled up, if not the main channel of the r/Caracas discord server
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
people say she would've been no different but like a Harris administration would've at least had r/Venezuela pulled up, if not the main channel of the r/Caracas discord server
I mean this sincerely: they should all kill themselves live on TV. it would really make a difference
I love you all and am holding your hand as I say this:
Dems wield zero hard power levers
Dems wield zero hard power levers
it's kind of crazy that there's even any question that democrats are going to do anything about this
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I mean this sincerely: they should all kill themselves live on TV. it would really make a difference