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General nerd. Board games (Thunder’s Edge!!), card games (still following MtG even if I don't play), video games (Rogue Trading!), RPGs (hyped for HELLPIERCERS), books (Locked Tomb Girlie!!), Wife Guy (*My* wife). He/him.
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Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
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Give me the license. I've never played Neopets, but I understand it at least as well as the current people.
February 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Give me the license. I've never played Neopets, but I understand it at least as well as the current people.
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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🚨 Get ready for a Game Changer — now on Blu-Ray!
Dropout's first-ever Blu-Ray release features Season 1 & Season 2 of Game Changer.
These beloved seasons been here the whole time, and now they're yours forever!
Dropout's first-ever Blu-Ray release features Season 1 & Season 2 of Game Changer.
These beloved seasons been here the whole time, and now they're yours forever!
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
🚨 Get ready for a Game Changer — now on Blu-Ray!
Dropout's first-ever Blu-Ray release features Season 1 & Season 2 of Game Changer.
These beloved seasons been here the whole time, and now they're yours forever!
Dropout's first-ever Blu-Ray release features Season 1 & Season 2 of Game Changer.
These beloved seasons been here the whole time, and now they're yours forever!
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first assault terminator squad done!
gonna stop posing these for a bit (after i do the banners for the sergeants), but I'm hoping these are fast to paint up; they're pretty simple, most of it will just be the glazing process with the blue
gonna stop posing these for a bit (after i do the banners for the sergeants), but I'm hoping these are fast to paint up; they're pretty simple, most of it will just be the glazing process with the blue
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
first assault terminator squad done!
gonna stop posing these for a bit (after i do the banners for the sergeants), but I'm hoping these are fast to paint up; they're pretty simple, most of it will just be the glazing process with the blue
gonna stop posing these for a bit (after i do the banners for the sergeants), but I'm hoping these are fast to paint up; they're pretty simple, most of it will just be the glazing process with the blue
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T-0:15 seconds to bonk
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
T-0:15 seconds to bonk
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posing terminators is a really interesting challenge because there really isn't much range of motion that makes sense, even less than regular marines. conveying personality is really hard when raising the arms above the shoulders is simply impossible!
February 6, 2026 at 1:11 PM
posing terminators is a really interesting challenge because there really isn't much range of motion that makes sense, even less than regular marines. conveying personality is really hard when raising the arms above the shoulders is simply impossible!
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Now, I'm just a simple country lawyer from the court of Ashurbanipal. But is it not written clearly on the stele of Hammurabi, the shepherd, selected by the god Enlil, that a man shall not be liable for a debt should the storm god Adad flood his fields?
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Now, I'm just a simple country lawyer from the court of Ashurbanipal. But is it not written clearly on the stele of Hammurabi, the shepherd, selected by the god Enlil, that a man shall not be liable for a debt should the storm god Adad flood his fields?
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ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
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"Despite the seemingly macho exterior of hyperviolence, HELLPIERCERS is a game that unapologetically celebrates human dignity."
Hell will be empty because this aesthetically baroque RPG believe every single soul deserves saving.
Hell will be empty because this aesthetically baroque RPG believe every single soul deserves saving.
I want to believe in HELLPIERCERS like it believes in me
Does winning matter in a tactics game?
www.rascal.news
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
"Despite the seemingly macho exterior of hyperviolence, HELLPIERCERS is a game that unapologetically celebrates human dignity."
Hell will be empty because this aesthetically baroque RPG believe every single soul deserves saving.
Hell will be empty because this aesthetically baroque RPG believe every single soul deserves saving.
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas
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Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
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Chaos: Hey Slaanesh, you corrupt Fulgrim yet?
Slaanesh: Sure did boss, made him a giant snake monster just like you asked.
Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy.
Slaanesh: Just like you asked.
Slaanesh: Sure did boss, made him a giant snake monster just like you asked.
Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy.
Slaanesh: Just like you asked.
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Chaos: Hey Slaanesh, you corrupt Fulgrim yet?
Slaanesh: Sure did boss, made him a giant snake monster just like you asked.
Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy.
Slaanesh: Just like you asked.
Slaanesh: Sure did boss, made him a giant snake monster just like you asked.
Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy.
Slaanesh: Just like you asked.
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🎶She wears short skirts
🎶I raise lemurs
🎶She's cheer captain and
🎶I'VE GOT ALL THESE LEMURS
🎶I raise lemurs
🎶She's cheer captain and
🎶I'VE GOT ALL THESE LEMURS
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
🎶She wears short skirts
🎶I raise lemurs
🎶She's cheer captain and
🎶I'VE GOT ALL THESE LEMURS
🎶I raise lemurs
🎶She's cheer captain and
🎶I'VE GOT ALL THESE LEMURS
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starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import