patrick
stonesec.dev
patrick
@stonesec.dev
raccoon ambassador | leftist | security engineer | fighting game enjoyer
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November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fuck Riot fr
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Kash Patel says people who track his gov jet usage are “dangerous and cowardly.”

So here’s how to track it…
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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You can’t gleefully cheer on the demonization and firing of civil servants in the place they all live then be upset that your neighbors don’t care if you live or die. Vogt said he wanted government employees scared to go to work, this is the political environment they built.
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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This is all to say: permission to lib out fucking granted
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
well that was anticlimactic
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
having a mental health crisis (staring at the install button on the league of legends launcher)
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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When the crossup is ambiguous
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is actually the funniest shit of all tims
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
too... old.... cant stay up for stupid 20 inning baseball game....
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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10 years ago tonight
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
this is the most sports posting ive seen on this website ever, baseball rules
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I need DMV-area drivers to get their fucking shit together
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Those who do learn from history are doomed to have people tell them they’re overreacting
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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i am all in favor of running candidates who aren't perfectly polished Ivy league mannequins - people with a few rough edges - but there should be a line, and I think "no Nazi tattoos" is a pretty good line
who among us hasn't got a Nazi tattoo while out drinking with friends abroad

(lots of us! lots of us have spent our entire lives somehow managing to get zero Nazi tattoos!)
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
shohei ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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trying to trigger the libs by setting up bullshit government accounts is pathetic even by their own low standards. it's two clicks to auto block all of you at once, dumbasses
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
getting emotional about clair obscur again
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM