Sean Holland
@sth85.bsky.social
Wanna be historian, sports fan. Lead recapper for Cubs Insider. Host of Holy Cow! A Cubs Podcast and The Emergency Goalies Podcast.
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![Homer Simpson’s old drunken letter to Marge in comically poor handwriting
Maybe it's the
beer talking Marge but you’ve
got a butt that won’t
Quit. they got those
big chewy pretzels here
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Five dollars??!!!?
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Would an unhealthy person be constantly examined by dozens of doctors???
Oh they would be? That's exactly what would happen. What next, you're going to tell me getting repeated cognitive exams is also a warning sign?
Oh they would be? That's exactly what would happen. What next, you're going to tell me getting repeated cognitive exams is also a warning sign?
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Would an unhealthy person be constantly examined by dozens of doctors???
Oh they would be? That's exactly what would happen. What next, you're going to tell me getting repeated cognitive exams is also a warning sign?
Oh they would be? That's exactly what would happen. What next, you're going to tell me getting repeated cognitive exams is also a warning sign?
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
there is woke font now?
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
there is woke font now?
Well this political strategy is guaranteed to work.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well this political strategy is guaranteed to work.
Sounds like a certain televangelist wants to get experimental in the bedroom
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sounds like a certain televangelist wants to get experimental in the bedroom
Wait, so you're telling me Adam Corolla somehow isn't the worst former host of the show Love Line???
now we have dr drew pitching a cold & flu kit on ESPN 2 that includes ivermectin FFS
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wait, so you're telling me Adam Corolla somehow isn't the worst former host of the show Love Line???
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There couldn't possibly be photo evidence of th...
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There couldn't possibly be photo evidence of th...
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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So I think everyone knew Kyle was always going to re–sign with the Phillies so they can all make their bullshit offers to leak out.
Sources: Orioles matched Phillies’ offer to Kyle Schwarber; Reds also were at five years. Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Orioles matched Phillies’ contract offer to Kyle Schwarber: Sources
The Orioles offered a five-year, $150 million deal, the same terms Schwarber agreed upon to return to Philadelphia.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So I think everyone knew Kyle was always going to re–sign with the Phillies so they can all make their bullshit offers to leak out.
You knew Schwarber was going back to the Phillies when the Pirates leaked out that bullshit about making a major offer to him.
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You knew Schwarber was going back to the Phillies when the Pirates leaked out that bullshit about making a major offer to him.
It's funny how big the gap is between Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers on the same channel. Seth is great and I would never watch Fallon in 1 million years.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's funny how big the gap is between Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers on the same channel. Seth is great and I would never watch Fallon in 1 million years.
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Imo. No one is ruining baseball by paying players and creating an environment players want to be a part of. Other teams can also do this and choose not to. Cheap owners and MLB (Manfred) have been trying to bust the union for years so they can put in a salary cap and many fans are buying into it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Imo. No one is ruining baseball by paying players and creating an environment players want to be a part of. Other teams can also do this and choose not to. Cheap owners and MLB (Manfred) have been trying to bust the union for years so they can put in a salary cap and many fans are buying into it.
This story is so funny even though it's about something very sad. Which is a pretty good summary of life lol
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This story is so funny even though it's about something very sad. Which is a pretty good summary of life lol
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December 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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IMMACULATE!
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Name your fav Tom Hanks film (I can't really narrow it down but here is one I think is under-appreciated)
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Name your fav Tom Hanks film (I can't really narrow it down but here is one I think is under-appreciated)
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
"What is a lawn? Many people are talking about it suddenly."
People who have personal cleaners see regular tasks like buying your own groceries or mowing the lawn as some complex mystery
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"What is a lawn? Many people are talking about it suddenly."
This is like cartoonishly evil shit.
Flames. On the side. Of my fucking face.
If you're someone who's defended this administration with shit like "They should've come here legally," this is your official invitation to get in touch with reality or STFU.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/08/m...
If you're someone who's defended this administration with shit like "They should've come here legally," this is your official invitation to get in touch with reality or STFU.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/08/m...
Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship oath ceremony at Faneuil Hall, group says - The Boston Globe
More than 20 clients of one immigrant services group have had their oath ceremonies canceled, officials said.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is like cartoonishly evil shit.
So he should probably pack up his bags
Hoyer when asked about Matt Shaw and what makes the Cubs confident in offense they saw from him in 2nd half instead of 1st half: "Honestly, I've been surprised by the number of media reports that link us to different guys. There's zero lack of confidence in Matt. Actually, I would say the opposite."
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So he should probably pack up his bags
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Retirees are returning to the workforce. Yeah we're in a recession
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Retirees are returning to the workforce. Yeah we're in a recession
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Philip Rivers' oldest kid is almost the same age as Riley Leonard
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Philip Rivers' oldest kid is almost the same age as Riley Leonard
He really wants to get away from all those kids lolol
Garafolo: Philip Rivers to visit with the Colts Tuesday.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He really wants to get away from all those kids lolol
I'm getting very intense secondhand embarrassment from this
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm getting very intense secondhand embarrassment from this