The Funkadelic Relic
@natecorbitt.bsky.social
-Transplanted Cub fan in North Carolina.
-Pro wrestling fan.
-Ambivert
-Higher education professional by day, BBQ spice purveyor by evenings and weekends.
natesbbqblends.com
-Pro wrestling fan.
-Ambivert
-Higher education professional by day, BBQ spice purveyor by evenings and weekends.
natesbbqblends.com
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Listen up Catholics! There's going to be a few changes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
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If you don't have a turkey sandwich and potatoes pancakes made from your leftovers the next day, did you really have Thanksgiving?
#BBQmunity
#BBQmunity
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you don't have a turkey sandwich and potatoes pancakes made from your leftovers the next day, did you really have Thanksgiving?
#BBQmunity
#BBQmunity
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November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
I'm telling my grandkids this was The Hardy Boyz and Mick Foley.
#WrestleSky
#WrestleSky
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I'm telling my grandkids this was The Hardy Boyz and Mick Foley.
#WrestleSky
#WrestleSky
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
This is just creating a brand new generation of kids and young adults that hate the government.
Trump’s racial profiling ICE goon army is ripping parents from kids
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is just creating a brand new generation of kids and young adults that hate the government.
JFC!
Bingo.
And imagine the Democratic politician who said this did so as he sat next to the podcaster's assassin whom he reminded everyone was his close personal friend
And imagine the Democratic politician who said this did so as he sat next to the podcaster's assassin whom he reminded everyone was his close personal friend
Imagine if a Democratic politician said “a lot of people didn’t like him” with respect to that assassinated podcaster. Seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
JFC!
On brand...
NEW: The White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
www.propublica.org/article/andr...
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
On brand...
Did Wade really just call Solo Tama's mentor? Tama's got 10 years on Solo!
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Did Wade really just call Solo Tama's mentor? Tama's got 10 years on Solo!
I think those last 2 hurricanranas by Rey on Finn and JD may have been the smoothest I've seen in years.
#WWERAW
#WrestleSky
#WWERAW
#WrestleSky
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think those last 2 hurricanranas by Rey on Finn and JD may have been the smoothest I've seen in years.
#WWERAW
#WrestleSky
#WWERAW
#WrestleSky
Dude is panicking!
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dude is panicking!
If anyone is wondering what it's like in Charlotte right now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If anyone is wondering what it's like in Charlotte right now.
You know, for the last several weeks, I've been responding to, "Well, Bill Clinton is in there, too!" with, "Then they can share a cell together."
But after the GLUCK GLUCK 3000 revelations, that might just be too good for them.
#GluckGluck3000
But after the GLUCK GLUCK 3000 revelations, that might just be too good for them.
#GluckGluck3000
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You know, for the last several weeks, I've been responding to, "Well, Bill Clinton is in there, too!" with, "Then they can share a cell together."
But after the GLUCK GLUCK 3000 revelations, that might just be too good for them.
#GluckGluck3000
But after the GLUCK GLUCK 3000 revelations, that might just be too good for them.
#GluckGluck3000
Well, I mean he was dead, so...
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Well, I mean he was dead, so...
Well, I didn't have bawling before lunch at work on my list of things to do today, but here we are.
The groom's best friend made a recording before he passed, so he could make sure he'd be there on his wedding day.
The groom's best friend made a recording before he passed, so he could make sure he'd be there on his wedding day.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Well, I didn't have bawling before lunch at work on my list of things to do today, but here we are.
The groom's best friend made a recording before he passed, so he could make sure he'd be there on his wedding day.
The groom's best friend made a recording before he passed, so he could make sure he'd be there on his wedding day.
Many people forget that JD Vance was Jinsei Shinzaki's Manager in the WWF.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Many people forget that JD Vance was Jinsei Shinzaki's Manager in the WWF.
DoorDash?!?!?!
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
DoorDash?!?!?!
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
Oh, I'll deposit it right around the time I deposit my $5,000 DOGE check.
Trump says he'll issue $2,000 tariff dividend to all except 'high-income people'
Trump says that a “dividend of at least $2000 a person” will be paid to all Americans except for “high-income people.”
abcnews.go.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh, I'll deposit it right around the time I deposit my $5,000 DOGE check.
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🚨Hey, everyone. I got this DM today. It is NOT from Bluesky management. It is from a faker acct.
Pass this on in case others get it. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Pass this on in case others get it. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
🚨Hey, everyone. I got this DM today. It is NOT from Bluesky management. It is from a faker acct.
Pass this on in case others get it. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Pass this on in case others get it. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
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New favorite Korean pitcher: Kim Seo-hyeon. Can throw 100 mph, wears glasses and eyeblack even in a dome.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
New favorite Korean pitcher: Kim Seo-hyeon. Can throw 100 mph, wears glasses and eyeblack even in a dome.
Is there any more of a power move than my dog taking a dump and staring me right in the eyes as I'm cleaning up his mess from yesterday?
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Is there any more of a power move than my dog taking a dump and staring me right in the eyes as I'm cleaning up his mess from yesterday?