Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Just paid $165 for a Covid vaccine. Mad as hell about it. 😠
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just paid $165 for a Covid vaccine. Mad as hell about it. 😠
I know it's time to log off bc I understood every word of this sentence lol
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I know it's time to log off bc I understood every word of this sentence lol
Company: Thanks for buying our thing!
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Company: Thanks for buying our thing!
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
Okay guys we've almost made it through the week just hang in there we can do it
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Okay guys we've almost made it through the week just hang in there we can do it
UPDATE Montembeault got pulled in the 2nd for Dobes, which my son misheard as "Doordash"
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
My son misheard the Canadiens' goalie's name as "Matzo Ball" and now he refuses to call him anything else
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
UPDATE Montembeault got pulled in the 2nd for Dobes, which my son misheard as "Doordash"
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
There should be a summer camp where adults can go to practice dealing with their worst fears. How do I get out of quicksand? How fast can I climb out if I fall on the subway tracks? But with safety equipment and the train is just a guy saying "choo choo" at you
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
There should be a summer camp where adults can go to practice dealing with their worst fears. How do I get out of quicksand? How fast can I climb out if I fall on the subway tracks? But with safety equipment and the train is just a guy saying "choo choo" at you
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DEMOCRATIC SENATOR, 57, CLEARLY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT: mr presidnet tronp the rule of law and our border,
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
DEMOCRATIC SENATOR, 57, CLEARLY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT: mr presidnet tronp the rule of law and our border,
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
I am running for president on the platform of "everything has to be opt-IN rather than opt-out"
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I am running for president on the platform of "everything has to be opt-IN rather than opt-out"
Me, in every meeting today: Taking my son to the game tonight!
Every Canadian dude: Nice! Is that why you're wearing red?
Me, a Capitals fan: Haha. Yes.
Every Canadian dude: Nice! Is that why you're wearing red?
Me, a Capitals fan: Haha. Yes.
UPDATE tonight is my son's (and Cat's) first live NHL game and it is gonna be SO FUN
Okay so this calendar reminder probably makes more sense if you know I have a friend named Catherine
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Me, in every meeting today: Taking my son to the game tonight!
Every Canadian dude: Nice! Is that why you're wearing red?
Me, a Capitals fan: Haha. Yes.
Every Canadian dude: Nice! Is that why you're wearing red?
Me, a Capitals fan: Haha. Yes.
What if the REAL haunted house was the real estate market
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What if the REAL haunted house was the real estate market
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Being here for the duration & doing the dishes. Altar rails & touching up mullets. Disastrous atrophy & boba tea. Setting our fields ablaze.
beestung #25 is here!
www.beestungmag.com
beestung #25 is here!
www.beestungmag.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Being here for the duration & doing the dishes. Altar rails & touching up mullets. Disastrous atrophy & boba tea. Setting our fields ablaze.
beestung #25 is here!
www.beestungmag.com
beestung #25 is here!
www.beestungmag.com
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
UPDATE tonight is my son's (and Cat's) first live NHL game and it is gonna be SO FUN
Okay so this calendar reminder probably makes more sense if you know I have a friend named Catherine
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
UPDATE tonight is my son's (and Cat's) first live NHL game and it is gonna be SO FUN
I hate when something gets called a "made-up holiday." All holidays are made up?
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I hate when something gets called a "made-up holiday." All holidays are made up?
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I did not intend to post a @gofundme.com on my birthday but life does life things.
Long story short [too late], I received a merit scholarship based on my precious high school and college performances, not on the merit of the career I've been in for the past 10 years.
I'm setting up
Long story short [too late], I received a merit scholarship based on my precious high school and college performances, not on the merit of the career I've been in for the past 10 years.
I'm setting up
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I did not intend to post a @gofundme.com on my birthday but life does life things.
Long story short [too late], I received a merit scholarship based on my precious high school and college performances, not on the merit of the career I've been in for the past 10 years.
I'm setting up
Long story short [too late], I received a merit scholarship based on my precious high school and college performances, not on the merit of the career I've been in for the past 10 years.
I'm setting up
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This month, after almost a year of development, we launched a whole new publication! @scripthealth.bsky.social is a brand new platform dedicated to covering LGBTQ2S+ health in a period where our rights and healthcare access are under extreme threat. www.script.health
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This month, after almost a year of development, we launched a whole new publication! @scripthealth.bsky.social is a brand new platform dedicated to covering LGBTQ2S+ health in a period where our rights and healthcare access are under extreme threat. www.script.health
What if we all banded together like in Ocean's Eleven but instead of a heist we got one of those print-on-demand book machines
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What if we all banded together like in Ocean's Eleven but instead of a heist we got one of those print-on-demand book machines
Software: Starting on [date], we will require MFA to log in
My brain, every time: Good thing I've got an MFA in creative writing then huh
My brain, every time: Good thing I've got an MFA in creative writing then huh
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Software: Starting on [date], we will require MFA to log in
My brain, every time: Good thing I've got an MFA in creative writing then huh
My brain, every time: Good thing I've got an MFA in creative writing then huh
Well. It's my birthday. I'm actually pretty bummed out about it, bc my life hasn't turned out at all like I wanted it to be by this point.
Still, I'm happy not to be in the U.S. and I've got a great husband and kids, so I'll eat my cake and be cheerful 🎂
Still, I'm happy not to be in the U.S. and I've got a great husband and kids, so I'll eat my cake and be cheerful 🎂
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Well. It's my birthday. I'm actually pretty bummed out about it, bc my life hasn't turned out at all like I wanted it to be by this point.
Still, I'm happy not to be in the U.S. and I've got a great husband and kids, so I'll eat my cake and be cheerful 🎂
Still, I'm happy not to be in the U.S. and I've got a great husband and kids, so I'll eat my cake and be cheerful 🎂
They went to a party for a guy who hacked one of our journalists to death with a bonesaw
Wake up, babe. New list of people to withdraw all financial and moral support from just dropped. Gift link. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Who Attended Trump’s Dinner for the Saudi Crown Prince?
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
They went to a party for a guy who hacked one of our journalists to death with a bonesaw
Asking for a thing: what are your favorite hermit-crab stories? (Can be "that you've written" or "by somebody else")
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Asking for a thing: what are your favorite hermit-crab stories? (Can be "that you've written" or "by somebody else")
HEY EVERYBODY GET READY (gift link)
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Pennsylvania’s Working Families Party pledges to support a primary challenger against Sen. John Fetterman
“Senator Fetterman has sold us out, and that’s why the Pennsylvania Working Families Party is committed to recruiting and supporting a primary challenge to him in 2028," the group said.
share.inquirer.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
HEY EVERYBODY GET READY (gift link)
share.inquirer.com/zV84Bi?utm_s...
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TFW you know migraines are caused by stress but you don't foresee your stress levels going down anytime soon so now you're the same amount of stressed but with a migraine
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
TFW you know migraines are caused by stress but you don't foresee your stress levels going down anytime soon so now you're the same amount of stressed but with a migraine
Ohhhhhhhhhhh this SUCKS. It is really not fair how they are slamming the door in the face of people who already here and have done everything they have asked.
I am likely to qualify under Skilled Worker bc I work in an in-demand field & in French but this is some bullshit
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
I am likely to qualify under Skilled Worker bc I work in an in-demand field & in French but this is some bullshit
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Immigrants protest Quebec's removal of permanent residency pathway | CBC Accessibility
As Quebec prepares to cut a major pathway to permanent residency in Canada, applicants in the province are calling for pre-existing conditions to apply to their immigration request.
www.cbc.ca
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh this SUCKS. It is really not fair how they are slamming the door in the face of people who already here and have done everything they have asked.
I am likely to qualify under Skilled Worker bc I work in an in-demand field & in French but this is some bullshit
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
I am likely to qualify under Skilled Worker bc I work in an in-demand field & in French but this is some bullshit
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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if anyone smart has written the normie's guide to surviving the coming stock market crash, i would love to read it
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
if anyone smart has written the normie's guide to surviving the coming stock market crash, i would love to read it