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Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED
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i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral

(pfp by @shishkeburger)
I love the amount of plurality conversations I've had with Susie since we both started having Hazbin fictives show up that have gone

"how the hell do I have so many of these I don't even like the show"
"ikr it's fucked"
"...but we're making them kiss right"
"oh we're *totally* making them kiss"
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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violence...
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
after watching that defunctland video and finding out disney basically built Metal Gear to be a park animatronic I feel like I retroactively owe every work of mascot horror an apology. Turns out entertainment company owners totally would build a Child Muncher 5000 to play Chuckles the Pizza Dragon
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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if you make games that are too much like actual art you wont just get banned but you'll also be refused keys for your own game and locked out of external bundles too, should have made a survivors clone you idiot
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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i legit would not be able to handle this like meeting multiple publishers going oh yeah valve are just like this sometimes you know how it is, lemme call them - and still not getting a normal response from a human being
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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hey i actually drew something for a holiday on time for once!!

but yea, thanksgiving is just around the corner, so, what's the best way to celebrate? make your rival into a parade balloon by a voodoo doll of course!
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Kevin Perjurer (suddenly getting serious 195 minutes into a special): On September 12, 2009, Autonomous Waste Compactor, Wall-E, my friend, died. He fucking died.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Working under pressure
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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ETERNAL RECURRENCE
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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tf2 scrap metal's model clips with itself here
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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i am monohomer! i am monohomer!
ehehehehe, a donut has been discovered!
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The new suit's photoshoot went a bit wrong... Someone off stage doesn't know how to use regulators.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
we need to rein in Art vs Artist as a topic solely for artistic critique and analysis and introduce the concept of Product vs Producer to get people to think about the politics and people their money is materially benefitting
death of the artist is a stupid baby excuse for clowns with no standards to pretend the money they give her doesn't literally go to making trans people's lives worse. fucking get over her her writing isn't even good. ursula k le guin and terry prachett are right there. have some fucking self respect
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear

"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!

Let it Go!
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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[desperately pulling my seams back together] and the princess is your favourite in the whole world
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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[bones creaking horribly, joints popping, tendons snapping] im da princess
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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it's me, I'm the person who goes around to every semi-underground music group's Wikipedia page adding the lengthy paragraphs talking about how much Kurt Cobain liked the record and how it was in his top 1000 albums or whatnot, no need to thank me
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
tony khan is currently trying to invent five extra months just so that he can give fletcher, ospreay and bandido all substantive world title runs with multiple ppv defenses in 2026
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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BIDOOF!! Pre-purchased in stream!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM