I've had a torrent of Bendy and the Ink Machine sitting on my drive for months whispering to me like the green goblin mask

If you have a pure soul you can discover that the cringe millennial ass parts of being a mom are just as hot if not moreso than the sexy parts

it's gonna be *soooooo* much fun

we're close to inventing a version of RadioStatic where neither involved party consents

I thought the bit in Shipwrecked 64 where the animation company figures out how to reanimate dead and mutated flesh and uses it to make mascot costumes that can pilot themselves was stupid, but it turns out the only reason disney wouldn't do it is because it'd be expensive

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyIg... the relevant portion to this post

if you make games that are too much like actual art you wont just get banned but you'll also be refused keys for your own game and locked out of external bundles too, should have made a survivors clone you idiot

i legit would not be able to handle this like meeting multiple publishers going oh yeah valve are just like this sometimes you know how it is, lemme call them - and still not getting a normal response from a human being

goodness GRACIOUS

I remember it being a big-ish deal that in Fallout 4 they recorded a whole shitload of names for Codsworth to greet the player by, depending on what they named their character, including a bunch of stupid ones like Fuckface

You writhing on the floor unable to think of anything but your tits gradually taking up more and more of the room while I repeatedly tell the artist I'm commissioning "hmmmm, maybe a bit bigger"