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semi-competent transsexual (she/they)
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This sounds like a dril quote
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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At UNB, professors and students were surveilled for Palestine solidarity because, per campus security, the university is the President’s “house.”

“If I tell my kids my kids you can’t do this, I don’t need to write it down… He’s the President and he can set the rules.”
October 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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”how your union is probably imperialist” has got to be some of the most glowie fedshit i have seen in a decade
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
belated 4x4 friday
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I don’t know how NSA runs software development, but if you just arbitrarily delete Jira tickets and Confluence documentation, a chunk of the audit trail for your code changes will just disappear.
February 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The CIA being ovethrown by a right-wing coup is, one must admit, a pretty hilarious outcome for the Agency
Hey it turns out we're getting rid of the CIA.

"The Central Intelligence Agency offered buyouts to its entire workforce Tuesday, in what officials said is a bid to bring the agency in line with President Trump’s priorities, including targeting drug cartels."

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
The CIA Is About to Get a Trump Makeover
The spy agency’s workforce received a buyout-style offer on Tuesday.
www.wsj.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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No mention of why he was forced into exile?
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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oh my god lol
Doing some quick maths here
January 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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cows
December 28, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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“T meets the throat goat”
from the article "mohawk hairstyle"
December 28, 2024 at 8:00 AM
belated 4x4 friday
December 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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once i saw a tweet that was like “[rodney dangerfield voice] i said to the wife, gee i loved that brat summer, what kinda fall should i have? she said, a fatal one” and that’s been bouncing around my head ever since
December 14, 2024 at 9:57 PM
sorry did the liberal government write their GST holiday in such a way that mimosas were guaranteed to be covered by it. liberal brunchcore theory of politics
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Seems a bit relevant right now: has anyone else read Paul Auster's Leviathan? Might be due for a reread
December 10, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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i love living in the information apocalypse
Well this is grim
December 10, 2024 at 12:00 PM
weekly 5x5
December 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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liberalism.txt
I learned yesterday that someone wrote a sequel to The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas about staying and doing the work to make Omelas perfect and I have not known a moment's peace since
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I hate it when chasers are otherwise hot
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
5x5 for this week
November 23, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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if i see one more cis liberal saying shit like "wouldnt it be soooooo funny if the VERY passing trannies used the WRONG bathroom lol!" i'm going to start doing some very unwise things
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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whoa are you telling me that the trans panic is bad for cis people too ?? whoOOAOAHAHH!OOOOOOHHAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time to care about it i guess
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 PM