Birdie, Blanket-Burrito
@srslymagenta.bsky.social
Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. [email protected] for 📔 queries
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For all my extra gifted 80's and 90's kids who are discovering they are tired, burned-out adults:
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Pie Time 🥧
New Episode of Noshing with Nashies is Up! Holiday Pie Time! Easy, inexpensive, and Wicked Tasty 😋💜😺 #Foodsky Please Like, Comment, Share, and Subscribe 😁 😺 💜
youtu.be/HuMuweryPuM
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Let's Make Papa Nashies Cream Cheese Pie 🥧😋
YouTube video by Nashies!
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November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Pie Time 🥧
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He looks at Zohran like Eric Cartman looks at Cheesy Poofs.
He doesn’t look at ANYONE that way!!! OMG, man crush … I did NOT have this on my bingo card!
he never looks at JD that way
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He looks at Zohran like Eric Cartman looks at Cheesy Poofs.
Friday night, watching really old procedurals after Taco salad, happy sounds of kids. I'm not going to pretend the kitchen is CLEAN, but it's cleaner than it was.
Y'all, this week was hard, somehow. But, we are fierce things, aren't we?
Y'all, this week was hard, somehow. But, we are fierce things, aren't we?
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Friday night, watching really old procedurals after Taco salad, happy sounds of kids. I'm not going to pretend the kitchen is CLEAN, but it's cleaner than it was.
Y'all, this week was hard, somehow. But, we are fierce things, aren't we?
Y'all, this week was hard, somehow. But, we are fierce things, aren't we?
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When yall talk about a New Democratic Party? It should look like this. It should look like Charlotte, and Portland
The youth is rising up, they won’t accept excuses anymore. It’s their future that is being taken away, when that realization spreads and young people mobilize, this regime will lose all power. To be clear, this power was always meant for the youth, not for fascists, oligarchs, or a king!
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
When yall talk about a New Democratic Party? It should look like this. It should look like Charlotte, and Portland
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Some of y’all are dating dudes who won’t post you after six months
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Some of y’all are dating dudes who won’t post you after six months
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Love it!
PSL Charlotte
"HAPPENING NOW: THOUSANDS TAKE THE STREETS OF EAST CHARLOTTE, THE HEART OF TJE IMMIGRANT COMMUNITY
We demand that Border Patrol STAY OUT OF OUR CITY!"
"HAPPENING NOW: THOUSANDS TAKE THE STREETS OF EAST CHARLOTTE, THE HEART OF TJE IMMIGRANT COMMUNITY
We demand that Border Patrol STAY OUT OF OUR CITY!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Love it!
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Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
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Siding with Gov. Ron DeSantis’ administration, a Leon County circuit judge on Friday ruled that state officials did not err when ordering supervisors of elections to scrap more than 200,000 petition signatures supporting a proposed constitutional amendment to allow recreational marijuana.
Judge backs DeSantis administration, delivers blow to marijuana legalization effort
A judge ruled that state officials did not err when ordering supervisors of elections to scrap more than 200,000 signatures supporting a proposed constitutional amendment to legalize pot.
www.sun-sentinel.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Siding with Gov. Ron DeSantis’ administration, a Leon County circuit judge on Friday ruled that state officials did not err when ordering supervisors of elections to scrap more than 200,000 petition signatures supporting a proposed constitutional amendment to allow recreational marijuana.
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Do Tic Tacs cause dementia? Does whole wheat bread cause incontinence? Who’s to say? Have we ruled out the possibility?
a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
ALT: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Do Tic Tacs cause dementia? Does whole wheat bread cause incontinence? Who’s to say? Have we ruled out the possibility?
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In pre-1945 Germany Hitler called this being a ‘Good German’ . It’s not political tension, it’s fighting fascism.
wapo.st/48aZHui
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Column | Defuse political tension in your family with one simple question
A common misperception is fueling political arguments. But new research shows it’s possible to correct it, in ourselves and our political foes.
wapo.st
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In pre-1945 Germany Hitler called this being a ‘Good German’ . It’s not political tension, it’s fighting fascism.
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wapo.st/48aZHui
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Very interesting contrast to the infamous exploding whale story
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‘An incredible privilege and a daunting task’: Oregon tribe harvests beached whale for the first time in generations
The Siletz tribe took apart the 20,000 pound humpback after it was euthanized Monday.
www.oregonlive.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Very interesting contrast to the infamous exploding whale story
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For years the case of Jeffrey Epstein, a dead sex offender with links to the president and other prominent figures, has spawned a dizzying array of conspiracy theories. What exactly are the Epstein files and what can the public expect to see?
Release the Epstein files!
What Congress has actually voted to make public
econ.st
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For years the case of Jeffrey Epstein, a dead sex offender with links to the president and other prominent figures, has spawned a dizzying array of conspiracy theories. What exactly are the Epstein files and what can the public expect to see?
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US Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested a high school student in McMinnville during Friday’s lunch period, according to school officials.
ICE arrests McMinnville High School student during Friday lunch period
Family told local news the 17-year-old is a US citizen.
www.opb.org
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
US Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested a high school student in McMinnville during Friday’s lunch period, according to school officials.
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this presser, Mamdani:
✅ got Trump to call himself a fascist
✅ got Trump to commit to helping nyc
✅ got Trump to endorse him before Schumer and Jeffries
✅ got Trump to say he’s a rational guy
✅ pissed off Elise Stefanik & maga
✅ allowed for the BEST Stephen Miller diss tracks/memes thus far
✅ got Trump to call himself a fascist
✅ got Trump to commit to helping nyc
✅ got Trump to endorse him before Schumer and Jeffries
✅ got Trump to say he’s a rational guy
✅ pissed off Elise Stefanik & maga
✅ allowed for the BEST Stephen Miller diss tracks/memes thus far
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
this presser, Mamdani:
✅ got Trump to call himself a fascist
✅ got Trump to commit to helping nyc
✅ got Trump to endorse him before Schumer and Jeffries
✅ got Trump to say he’s a rational guy
✅ pissed off Elise Stefanik & maga
✅ allowed for the BEST Stephen Miller diss tracks/memes thus far
✅ got Trump to call himself a fascist
✅ got Trump to commit to helping nyc
✅ got Trump to endorse him before Schumer and Jeffries
✅ got Trump to say he’s a rational guy
✅ pissed off Elise Stefanik & maga
✅ allowed for the BEST Stephen Miller diss tracks/memes thus far
It's because he's genuinely empty of his own thought or personality, and only echoes what is given to him.
Trump saying Mamdani is a great guy means less than nothing. That bloviating pigfuck just talks. He just says whatever. He is a thing without conviction aside from hatred and naked narcissism. 20 minutes with stephen miller and he'll be back to calling him muslim slurs
Im sorry. But im right.
Im sorry. But im right.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It's because he's genuinely empty of his own thought or personality, and only echoes what is given to him.
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Don’t get distracted by the meeting with Zohran Mamdani or Stephen Miller.
Epstein Survivors are receiving death threats and are demanding the files be released.
We need to help these brave women. Keep the pressure on.
Pam Bondi and her piggy are playing games and putting their lives in danger.
Epstein Survivors are receiving death threats and are demanding the files be released.
We need to help these brave women. Keep the pressure on.
Pam Bondi and her piggy are playing games and putting their lives in danger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don’t get distracted by the meeting with Zohran Mamdani or Stephen Miller.
Epstein Survivors are receiving death threats and are demanding the files be released.
We need to help these brave women. Keep the pressure on.
Pam Bondi and her piggy are playing games and putting their lives in danger.
Epstein Survivors are receiving death threats and are demanding the files be released.
We need to help these brave women. Keep the pressure on.
Pam Bondi and her piggy are playing games and putting their lives in danger.
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Really a weird Friday.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Really a weird Friday.
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Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
🎥 "Godzilla: Tokyo SOS" (2003)
🎥 "Godzilla: Tokyo SOS" (2003)
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
🎥 "Godzilla: Tokyo SOS" (2003)
🎥 "Godzilla: Tokyo SOS" (2003)
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what i would give to be a fly on the wall listening to zohran tell his aloof wife alllllllll about his day
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
what i would give to be a fly on the wall listening to zohran tell his aloof wife alllllllll about his day
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How the typical rogues plans go...
#DndCatThoughts
#DndCatThoughts
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
How the typical rogues plans go...
#DndCatThoughts
#DndCatThoughts