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Birdie, Blanket-Burrito
@srslymagenta.bsky.social
Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. [email protected] for 📔 queries
This is so much shiner irl
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Sitting in my kitchen in my ugliest sweater, which also is soft, warm, and exactly the same color as the Grinch
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Y'all.
Do you think
Trixie might be
Maybe slightly jealous?

Andre loves the love
But might be in danger
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Before I put away my cauldron, I made Godzilla a hat for the split part of the year

I love these Chrome paint pens so much, btw

Am feeling a smidgen sad I can't show this to my best friend but I will show them when they're back
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
❄️❄️🎵🎵🎵❄️❄️❄️You BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
YOU BETTER NOT POUT
I'M TELLING YOU WHY...🎶🎶🎶❄️❄️❄️
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The dog thinks he's hiding from me. Because he's brown and on brown. He's not hiding. But he will continue to think he is because I'm too tired to go drag him inside, at this exact second, while in my pajamas.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sight reading the easiest children's song for a baptism on Saturday w my sisters
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ah, memories. When he was not quite thirteen, kiddo would still go to his father's sometimes and then come in as a whirling thing of noise and silliness:
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What my children have to deal with when I swype quickly at my eye appointment:
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
#poetry time? Good morning!
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is 100% Trixie 's most Wonderful Time of the Year. ❄️❄️❄️⛄⛄❄️❄️❄️
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm going to rainbow the bow
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It gets better!
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You want to see my Christmas wreath?
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me: young sir. Whose bed is that?

Andre, who knows full well:
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Describe your cat's personality in only one photo:
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Not stew but stew adjacent
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me: leaves house at 10 to pick up kid

Me: returns 45m later to some sort of potato massacre in the kitchen?
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
May your day be as good as the one Andre is having.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM