Cris
@srslycris.bsky.social
Swiftie. 60 (yes! that old). Atheist. Witch. Democratic-Socialist. Optimistic Nihilist. WW.
(not a 'lor and will not follow any)
(not a 'lor and will not follow any)
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Parasocial Fan Believes He In Real Relationship With Taylor Swift theonion.com/parasoc...
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Parasocial Fan Believes He In Real Relationship With Taylor Swift theonion.com/parasoc...
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lots of speculation about the obamas getting divorced but the thing you have to understand is that we need affordable housing
July 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
lots of speculation about the obamas getting divorced but the thing you have to understand is that we need affordable housing
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Oh wait, Kevin’s telling me that technically Starlink IS part of SpaceX. I had no idea. So there we go!
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Oh wait, Kevin’s telling me that technically Starlink IS part of SpaceX. I had no idea. So there we go!
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New version of the Chiefs feed. It's designed as a community feed with less content from accounts that aren't Chiefs fans.
Let me know how you like it in a reply!
Let me know how you like it in a reply!
April 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
New version of the Chiefs feed. It's designed as a community feed with less content from accounts that aren't Chiefs fans.
Let me know how you like it in a reply!
Let me know how you like it in a reply!
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Okay, I'm pretty excited for this one. 🥰
‘PRACTICAL MAGIC 2’ will be released in theaters on September 18, 2026.
Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock will return.
Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock will return.
May 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Okay, I'm pretty excited for this one. 🥰
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From my Atlanta home, to yours:
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
April 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
From my Atlanta home, to yours:
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
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these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
March 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
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The New York Times is the first to put out comprehensive estimates on the cost of a year without U.S.A.I.D. and they’re higher than I thought:
- 1.65 million deaths from AIDS
- 500,000 from lack of vaccines
- 550,000 from lack of food aid
- 290,000 from malaria
- 310,000 from TB
- 1.65 million deaths from AIDS
- 500,000 from lack of vaccines
- 550,000 from lack of food aid
- 290,000 from malaria
- 310,000 from TB
Killing children is by design, I'm afraid. "Pro-natalists" like Musk claim they aren't racist, but their pressure to have children is solely focused on white women, while they back policies that literally kill of non-white children.
He's a eugenicist.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
He's a eugenicist.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Opinion | Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True.
A journey through the front lines of global poverty shows that when the world’s richest men slash aid for the world’s poorest children, the result is sickness, starvation and death.
www.nytimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The New York Times is the first to put out comprehensive estimates on the cost of a year without U.S.A.I.D. and they’re higher than I thought:
- 1.65 million deaths from AIDS
- 500,000 from lack of vaccines
- 550,000 from lack of food aid
- 290,000 from malaria
- 310,000 from TB
- 1.65 million deaths from AIDS
- 500,000 from lack of vaccines
- 550,000 from lack of food aid
- 290,000 from malaria
- 310,000 from TB
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TSLA stock has literally no value. Anyone not dumping is a fool. Anyone buying is a fool. Musk has completely destroyed the brand and the company has zero chance of recovering.
March 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
TSLA stock has literally no value. Anyone not dumping is a fool. Anyone buying is a fool. Musk has completely destroyed the brand and the company has zero chance of recovering.
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"An atheist can’t stand behind their assertion that God doesn’t exist."
—Kirk Cameron
An atheist doesn't have to. "God doesn't exist" is merely a rejection of the theist's claim that He does. One is under no obligation to defend one's rejection of CLAIMS MADE BY FAITH ALONE.
—Kirk Cameron
An atheist doesn't have to. "God doesn't exist" is merely a rejection of the theist's claim that He does. One is under no obligation to defend one's rejection of CLAIMS MADE BY FAITH ALONE.
March 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"An atheist can’t stand behind their assertion that God doesn’t exist."
—Kirk Cameron
An atheist doesn't have to. "God doesn't exist" is merely a rejection of the theist's claim that He does. One is under no obligation to defend one's rejection of CLAIMS MADE BY FAITH ALONE.
—Kirk Cameron
An atheist doesn't have to. "God doesn't exist" is merely a rejection of the theist's claim that He does. One is under no obligation to defend one's rejection of CLAIMS MADE BY FAITH ALONE.
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Be like Taylor Swift and own a working fire extinguisher.
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Be like Taylor Swift and own a working fire extinguisher.
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‘“Nature has its way of taking out the weak and the not so well and the injured. The eagle likely thought it would be able to take it out quite easily,” Sequeira [the Ontario-based photographer] said. “But, it wasn’t.””
Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice
Photographer captures 20-minute clash between birds emblematic of Canada and US amid high trade tensions
www.theguardian.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
‘“Nature has its way of taking out the weak and the not so well and the injured. The eagle likely thought it would be able to take it out quite easily,” Sequeira [the Ontario-based photographer] said. “But, it wasn’t.””
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BRING IN THE HORSE
Me as a kid: No way the Roman senate would let a horse in there.
Me, 2018: I completely understand the Incitatus thing. It's about the slow but significant loss of norms, the gradual descent into destabilization.
Me, now: Oh please God, I hope the US Senate lets a horse in there
Me, 2018: I completely understand the Incitatus thing. It's about the slow but significant loss of norms, the gradual descent into destabilization.
Me, now: Oh please God, I hope the US Senate lets a horse in there
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
BRING IN THE HORSE
I'm American and I'm buying Canadian whenever I can. Already got socks (Great Sox), a belt (NAB), and of course, maple syrup :)
The boycott is strong and getting stronger every day.
March 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm American and I'm buying Canadian whenever I can. Already got socks (Great Sox), a belt (NAB), and of course, maple syrup :)
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Murena now sells a ‘deGoogled’ Pixel Tablet
Murena now sells a ‘deGoogled’ Pixel Tablet
Murena, the French privacy firm that’s forked Android to deliver so-called deGoogled smartphones, has repeated the trick with a tablet. So if you’re keen to get your hands on a shiny Pixel Tablet — but without the usual bundle of Google apps and services…
tcrn.ch
February 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Murena now sells a ‘deGoogled’ Pixel Tablet
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🙏🙏🙏🙏
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Not all heroes wear capes.
February 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
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I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic
And what's more leftist than that
And what's more leftist than that
February 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic
And what's more leftist than that
And what's more leftist than that
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Liberals are quick to mount the "kindness" argument on immigration, and then they say our economy depends on them. It's none of that. Our government spent the last 100 years sabotaging their democracies, stealing their resources, and destroying their environment. They have every right to be here.
February 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Liberals are quick to mount the "kindness" argument on immigration, and then they say our economy depends on them. It's none of that. Our government spent the last 100 years sabotaging their democracies, stealing their resources, and destroying their environment. They have every right to be here.
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I need y’all to understand that Kendrick did all that in 13 mins for free.
He had Serena Williams C walking and Samuel L Jackson acting from the core of his soul along with amazing messaging and breath control and clarity for FREE.
He can do this in his sleep & is the revolutionary hip hop needs
He had Serena Williams C walking and Samuel L Jackson acting from the core of his soul along with amazing messaging and breath control and clarity for FREE.
He can do this in his sleep & is the revolutionary hip hop needs
February 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I need y’all to understand that Kendrick did all that in 13 mins for free.
He had Serena Williams C walking and Samuel L Jackson acting from the core of his soul along with amazing messaging and breath control and clarity for FREE.
He can do this in his sleep & is the revolutionary hip hop needs
He had Serena Williams C walking and Samuel L Jackson acting from the core of his soul along with amazing messaging and breath control and clarity for FREE.
He can do this in his sleep & is the revolutionary hip hop needs
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
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Imagine the spam texts you’d get if such technology existed in 1941:
“Breaking: Japan has just bombed Pearl Harbor! Donate $20 to the DNC and show Hirohito we won’t back down!”
“Fight back! We need voters to TURN OUT in 1942.”
That’s what the Democrats sound like right now. At least to me.
“Breaking: Japan has just bombed Pearl Harbor! Donate $20 to the DNC and show Hirohito we won’t back down!”
“Fight back! We need voters to TURN OUT in 1942.”
That’s what the Democrats sound like right now. At least to me.
February 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Imagine the spam texts you’d get if such technology existed in 1941:
“Breaking: Japan has just bombed Pearl Harbor! Donate $20 to the DNC and show Hirohito we won’t back down!”
“Fight back! We need voters to TURN OUT in 1942.”
That’s what the Democrats sound like right now. At least to me.
“Breaking: Japan has just bombed Pearl Harbor! Donate $20 to the DNC and show Hirohito we won’t back down!”
“Fight back! We need voters to TURN OUT in 1942.”
That’s what the Democrats sound like right now. At least to me.
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Gotta love the 21st Century.
NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
EXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major provider
Critics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing.
www.dailydot.com
February 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Gotta love the 21st Century.
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Cover Story: Rolling Stone Investigates the Tragedy of Liam Payne
One Direction brought him to the height of stardom, but friends say years of hidden struggles and addictions led the pop star down a dark path.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
One Direction brought him to the height of stardom, but friends say years of hidden struggles and addictions led the pop star down a dark path.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
February 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Cover Story: Rolling Stone Investigates the Tragedy of Liam Payne
One Direction brought him to the height of stardom, but friends say years of hidden struggles and addictions led the pop star down a dark path.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
One Direction brought him to the height of stardom, but friends say years of hidden struggles and addictions led the pop star down a dark path.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...