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Holden Claulfield
@srryitsjay.bsky.social
It/Its. My name isn’t Holden, it’s just from a book I like. Still questioning myself, but I’m busy, so I’ll get back to you later on that front.
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The Civil Rights Division is going to charge a Black Man under the Ku Klux Klan Act on MLK day.

Do I have that right?
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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we need as many potential jurors to think about this scenario as possible
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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ICE agent was not in the vehicle’s path when he fired at driver, video shows
ICE agent was not in the vehicle’s path when he fired at driver, video shows
An analysis of video footage raises questions about claims by President Donald Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem about the fatal shooting in Minneapolis.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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With a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that @hookaloof.bsky.social , aka Lia (she/her/they/them), has passed away.

They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private.

They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder.

Love you, Lia.
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Ooo I’m going to sleep and I’m all defenseless and soft and vulnerable, laying on my stomach pants down oooo
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
God damn I wanna rim some sweaty feral so bad I’m squirming in my bed I need to be executed.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The curse of wanting a red sheet for my sona but not having artistic ability nor money for commission
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Can I just… touches you touches you touches you touches you touches you touches you t
mm thx
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I wanna eat this glue sticm so fuckcin bad rn
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Computer, show me small fat men with massive hearts and sweaty pits. I have a thirst only the tears of my enemies or the sweat of my friends can quench. @sleepydinossur.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Lights off 🐺🕯️
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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🚨URGENT: Congress prepares to push forward wolf slaughter bill that would remove federal protections for gray wolves across the lower 48 states and prohibit judicial review. Decision will be voted on Dec. 15 and could move to a House vote next week.
📣Take action: https://bit.ly/4adWexU
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
There’s a glitch on Bluesky where if you search up porn you see naked people. Is this normal? Help, I’m scared.
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Where’s a big rabid fat werewolf I can make out sloppy with. But like so sloppy and drooly I have to drink their disgusting saliva
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The fact I don’t have the flex ability to huff my own balls and I don’t know anyone with sweat balls I could huff should be a crime. This is inhumane. Lemme get a constant whiff pls
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ever just really want smth bad to happen to someone just to see their reaction? Like I don’t wish ill will upon them but I wonder how’d they react
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For my birthday I demand every fat sweaty person be delivered to my chamber at once
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Problem: I wanna watch zootopia 2 but can’t cause I’d be supporting Disney.

Solution: Yar Har Mateys
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So how does “Destroy Dick December” work? Like I got a buzz saw on it but idk if I’m doing this right
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Idea: I can’t lose strip poker if I start naked. What can I take off? I’ll be invincible.
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM