Holden Claulfield
@srryitsjay.bsky.social
It/Its. My name isn’t Holden, it’s just from a book I like. Still questioning myself, but I’m busy, so I’ll get back to you later on that front.
Ever heard how some people when training to be sumo wrestlers have to have their legs broken so they can heal in a way that lets them be flexible enough to sumo wrestle? Yeah… yeah :3
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Ever heard how some people when training to be sumo wrestlers have to have their legs broken so they can heal in a way that lets them be flexible enough to sumo wrestle? Yeah… yeah :3
And I’m glad u did, he so :3
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
And I’m glad u did, he so :3
Guess someone’s gotta go fish it out :3
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Guess someone’s gotta go fish it out :3
How can I break up with someone I’m not dating :3
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
How can I break up with someone I’m not dating :3
The cylinder will be harmed?
…good :3
…good :3
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The cylinder will be harmed?
…good :3
…good :3
Looks comfy I mean cozy I mean inviting I mean
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Looks comfy I mean cozy I mean inviting I mean
He’s the lucky one, no context needed
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
He’s the lucky one, no context needed
That’s actually really insightful, thank you!
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 AM
That’s actually really insightful, thank you!
Wanted to ask about balloon stuff, since I’m kinda out of the loop. Some ppl like them popping, what’s the appeal? It sounds like it’d hurt like hell but I want the opinion of someone more so in the community :3c
January 30, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Wanted to ask about balloon stuff, since I’m kinda out of the loop. Some ppl like them popping, what’s the appeal? It sounds like it’d hurt like hell but I want the opinion of someone more so in the community :3c
This might fix me
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This might fix me
3 and a half inches tall but a normal width so you look like a pizza. Really really short really really wide
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 AM
3 and a half inches tall but a normal width so you look like a pizza. Really really short really really wide
Silly lil fella I must kiss it on the forehead passionately
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Silly lil fella I must kiss it on the forehead passionately
Gay people………… kissign. With a little bit of tongue as a treat, sloppy. Just kissing :3
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Gay people………… kissign. With a little bit of tongue as a treat, sloppy. Just kissing :3
A small crowd isn’t enough, give them more
January 27, 2026 at 12:27 AM
A small crowd isn’t enough, give them more
The call is coming from inside the house
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 AM
The call is coming from inside the house
You really thought you could pass a stock image of a wizard of as a selfie, huh? :3
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 AM
You really thought you could pass a stock image of a wizard of as a selfie, huh? :3