Forrest Squirrel
@squirreltech.bsky.social
Trapped in a world he never made! [GNU Steve Gerber]
Rassilon Was Right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valneva_COVID-19_vaccine
Profile pic by Silent Red
Rassilon Was Right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valneva_COVID-19_vaccine
Profile pic by Silent Red
"Winter is the basis of Minnesota citizenship. It's the bond that holds people together in this state. Those days when they have a low of 30 below and they're forecasting a high the next day of 10 below...wind chill of minus 60..." GK
They’re going to invoke the Insurrection Act to stand around in this.
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
"Winter is the basis of Minnesota citizenship. It's the bond that holds people together in this state. Those days when they have a low of 30 below and they're forecasting a high the next day of 10 below...wind chill of minus 60..." GK
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
"While I was dead I remembered I was a fireworks specialist," said Gandalf the White, raising the bazooka to his shoulder.
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"While I was dead I remembered I was a fireworks specialist," said Gandalf the White, raising the bazooka to his shoulder.
SPACE: 2020-09
NASA Astronomy Hourly Picture - 2020-09-25: Moon over Andromeda
#Astronomy #NASA #Space
#Astronomy #NASA #Space
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
SPACE: 2020-09
I wanna see the MST3K crews, all of them, take on Tarkovsky's STALKER
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I wanna see the MST3K crews, all of them, take on Tarkovsky's STALKER
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They have discovered a planet. A thing lives there that reminds me of a squirrel with cluttered feathers. It is hiding from us. Perhaps one day we will explore there.
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
They have discovered a planet. A thing lives there that reminds me of a squirrel with cluttered feathers. It is hiding from us. Perhaps one day we will explore there.
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More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
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We have reached the Furry part of the Niemöller poem.
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
We have reached the Furry part of the Niemöller poem.
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The president made several pardons this week supported by associates close to his orbit, according to The New York Times.
Trump Pardons Convicted Fraudster For The Second Time In Five Years
The president made several pardons this week supported by associates close to his orbit, according to The New York Times.
www.forbes.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The president made several pardons this week supported by associates close to his orbit, according to The New York Times.
* Technocracy is what happens when a desire to have government run by experts slams straight into Dunning-Kruger.
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
* Technocracy is what happens when a desire to have government run by experts slams straight into Dunning-Kruger.
Ad: "Up to 30% off until stock lasts!"
Um...I guess it could be honest.
Um...I guess it could be honest.
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Ad: "Up to 30% off until stock lasts!"
Um...I guess it could be honest.
Um...I guess it could be honest.
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Maybe not most Americans but most non conspiracy brainwashed Americans for sure.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Maybe not most Americans but most non conspiracy brainwashed Americans for sure.
Star Trek: Bed Heads
January 17, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Star Trek: Bed Heads
False alarm, we don't have movie sign
NASA Astronomy Hourly Picture - 2017-03-16: Mimas in Saturnlight
#Astronomy #NASA #Space
#Astronomy #NASA #Space
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
False alarm, we don't have movie sign
♪ When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those who need
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Underdog
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those who need
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Underdog
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 AM
♪ When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those who need
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Underdog
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those who need
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Underdog
The Political Syllogism:
1) Something must be done.
2) This is something.
∴ 3) This must be done.
1) Something must be done.
2) This is something.
∴ 3) This must be done.
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The Political Syllogism:
1) Something must be done.
2) This is something.
∴ 3) This must be done.
1) Something must be done.
2) This is something.
∴ 3) This must be done.
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ICE Agents enter Target with no warrant and violently tackle two American citizen employees, evidently because they didn't "look American" enough. (DHS refused to explain their rationale, so we have to guess.)
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
‘Madness’: two US citizens violently detained by ICE in Minnesota, officials say
Two Target employees forced to the ground, then into SUV, then dumped in different parking lot
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
ICE Agents enter Target with no warrant and violently tackle two American citizen employees, evidently because they didn't "look American" enough. (DHS refused to explain their rationale, so we have to guess.)
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
The injured Americans were later dumped in parking lots miles away in sub-zero weather.
From the makers of the TrumpPhone: the TrumpMeal®! Chicken¹, broccoli, and a gold-plated plastic icon of Dear Leader, all in a sumptuous corn tortilla for $9.95 ($10009.95 signed). Sauce will be randomly assigned and may be omitted.
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¹ Egg may be substituted.²
² Artificial egg may be substituted.
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¹ Egg may be substituted.²
² Artificial egg may be substituted.
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
From the makers of the TrumpPhone: the TrumpMeal®! Chicken¹, broccoli, and a gold-plated plastic icon of Dear Leader, all in a sumptuous corn tortilla for $9.95 ($10009.95 signed). Sauce will be randomly assigned and may be omitted.
__
¹ Egg may be substituted.²
² Artificial egg may be substituted.
__
¹ Egg may be substituted.²
² Artificial egg may be substituted.
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Once the possums had sated their hunger, only a single hand remained.
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Once the possums had sated their hunger, only a single hand remained.
RAR!
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
RAR!
Watching in horror as the new guests to Fantasy Island plunged into the sea, Tattoo cried, "No! Not 'deplane'! Not 'deplane'! — I'm sorry, boss, I didn't know they could hear me!"
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Watching in horror as the new guests to Fantasy Island plunged into the sea, Tattoo cried, "No! Not 'deplane'! Not 'deplane'! — I'm sorry, boss, I didn't know they could hear me!"