Forrest Squirrel
@squirreltech.bsky.social
Trapped in a world he never made! [GNU Steve Gerber]
Rassilon Was Right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valneva_COVID-19_vaccine
Profile pic by Silent Red
Rassilon Was Right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valneva_COVID-19_vaccine
Profile pic by Silent Red
MAGA: "Cold Dead Hands! Cold Dead Hands!"
TRUMP: "Gonna take the guns and worry about the law later."
MAGA: "...Take The Guns! Take The Guns!"
TRUMP: "Gonna take the guns and worry about the law later."
MAGA: "...Take The Guns! Take The Guns!"
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
MAGA: "Cold Dead Hands! Cold Dead Hands!"
TRUMP: "Gonna take the guns and worry about the law later."
MAGA: "...Take The Guns! Take The Guns!"
TRUMP: "Gonna take the guns and worry about the law later."
MAGA: "...Take The Guns! Take The Guns!"
You could specify who they are, but that would require commitment.
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
You could specify who they are, but that would require commitment.
...February 6?
January 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
...February 6?
:reconfigures all five into a bigger one labeled "Capitalism Triumphant":
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM
:reconfigures all five into a bigger one labeled "Capitalism Triumphant":
Ol' Chuck is weird, let the whole world know it
He brought in his bucket to show it
We all had a fit
When we saw it was shit
We didn't know he was going to throw it
— Unknown, but possibly David Gerrold
He brought in his bucket to show it
We all had a fit
When we saw it was shit
We didn't know he was going to throw it
— Unknown, but possibly David Gerrold
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"What is your name, villain?!"
"Floof."
"Floof."
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"What is your name, villain?!"
"Floof."
"Floof."
always bearing in mind that ai understands neither the question nor its own response, the latter to be verified but never trusted
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
always bearing in mind that ai understands neither the question nor its own response, the latter to be verified but never trusted
either-or fallacy
it was a left-leaning totalitarian nightmare, which is why so many babushkas wanted to go back after us-imposed economic shock therapy removed all the leftism and created all the billionaires
it was a left-leaning totalitarian nightmare, which is why so many babushkas wanted to go back after us-imposed economic shock therapy removed all the leftism and created all the billionaires
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
either-or fallacy
it was a left-leaning totalitarian nightmare, which is why so many babushkas wanted to go back after us-imposed economic shock therapy removed all the leftism and created all the billionaires
it was a left-leaning totalitarian nightmare, which is why so many babushkas wanted to go back after us-imposed economic shock therapy removed all the leftism and created all the billionaires
and then again Thompson-Colburn-Andreotta
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
and then again Thompson-Colburn-Andreotta
Can you say "public employees committing sedition, insurrection and treason against the sovereign public"?
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Can you say "public employees committing sedition, insurrection and treason against the sovereign public"?
"Now, it is true that 1000%(0) = 0, but Americans must remember that we Republicans are divinely ordained to rule until Jesus returns."
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"Now, it is true that 1000%(0) = 0, but Americans must remember that we Republicans are divinely ordained to rule until Jesus returns."
Verily and forsooth!
January 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Verily and forsooth!
OB: "And whose javelina is this? I know it's not mine."
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
OB: "And whose javelina is this? I know it's not mine."
Unrelatedly I want to write Batman comix, specifically time-travelling x-overs of Old Bruce and Medium Bruce.
MB: "What did you do with my dinosaur?"
OB: "No, what did YOU do with MY dinosaur?"
MB: "I haven't done ANYTHING with your dinosaur!"
OB: "Then make sure it STAYS that way!"
Damian: <stares>
MB: "What did you do with my dinosaur?"
OB: "No, what did YOU do with MY dinosaur?"
MB: "I haven't done ANYTHING with your dinosaur!"
OB: "Then make sure it STAYS that way!"
Damian: <stares>
January 18, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Unrelatedly I want to write Batman comix, specifically time-travelling x-overs of Old Bruce and Medium Bruce.
MB: "What did you do with my dinosaur?"
OB: "No, what did YOU do with MY dinosaur?"
MB: "I haven't done ANYTHING with your dinosaur!"
OB: "Then make sure it STAYS that way!"
Damian: <stares>
MB: "What did you do with my dinosaur?"
OB: "No, what did YOU do with MY dinosaur?"
MB: "I haven't done ANYTHING with your dinosaur!"
OB: "Then make sure it STAYS that way!"
Damian: <stares>
A Groke plushie is a material thing, taking a picture of a Groke plushie on Santa Monica pier an experience.
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 AM
A Groke plushie is a material thing, taking a picture of a Groke plushie on Santa Monica pier an experience.
Current residence: Fólkvangr (d/b/a the Goddess Freya).
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Current residence: Fólkvangr (d/b/a the Goddess Freya).