Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth
@squeakysneaks.bsky.social
Defender of the universe. Part-time tyrant with all the takes. Broncos Lakers Dodgers. Forever Fella & NAFO fo life. Musics movies comics super Hella nerd. Catsassin foster failure. Give me all the animals.
Pinned
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Also...
"What's with the name Squeaks?"
Noooo idea
"What's with the name Squeaks?"
Noooo idea
Satan tryna break back into the Hell
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Satan tryna break back into the Hell
Got our first offer on the condo & it was unrealistic, so we countered & it was declined. People are funny.
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Got our first offer on the condo & it was unrealistic, so we countered & it was declined. People are funny.
Demons have been absolute troopers after a very hectic & long day getting up here to start. I don't have an expectation for them to be resilient just a hope they can continue to tolerate the changes as they come & there's still plenty coming in the days weeks months ahead. Love you guys xoxo
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Demons have been absolute troopers after a very hectic & long day getting up here to start. I don't have an expectation for them to be resilient just a hope they can continue to tolerate the changes as they come & there's still plenty coming in the days weeks months ahead. Love you guys xoxo
This is why I'm violence when people give me unnecessary problems. I make my own just fine.
Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is why I'm violence when people give me unnecessary problems. I make my own just fine.
hai from castle grayskull. we are here. heimdall(the auto) arrived a couple days after I did & I've never been so glad to have too many pillows & blankets cuz movers won't deliver stuff til wednesday.
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
hai from castle grayskull. we are here. heimdall(the auto) arrived a couple days after I did & I've never been so glad to have too many pillows & blankets cuz movers won't deliver stuff til wednesday.
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
everybody good? how's democracy holding up?
Partial tour of the emptiness with demon assists
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Partial tour of the emptiness with demon assists
I've never wished to be a wizard so gd bad as I do right now, waving my wand at artwork & dishes & packing materials saying WRRRRAPPIO!
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September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I've never wished to be a wizard so gd bad as I do right now, waving my wand at artwork & dishes & packing materials saying WRRRRAPPIO!
It is ok to lololololz at your furry demon's trauma, right?
September 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It is ok to lololololz at your furry demon's trauma, right?
RTJ loves the pineapple haus on the pet bed combo so & now foundation layer of vibration platform.
September 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
RTJ loves the pineapple haus on the pet bed combo so & now foundation layer of vibration platform.
It is not unique in my lifetime to have muscle spasms. It is not unusual that I would have them during down time this last week. What is new is questioning whether several of em didn't just ripple effect up the hamstring? Ima start journaling this bs i swear
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September 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It is not unique in my lifetime to have muscle spasms. It is not unusual that I would have them during down time this last week. What is new is questioning whether several of em didn't just ripple effect up the hamstring? Ima start journaling this bs i swear
Age verification? I used to take blank signed check as a child into Robinsons OR May Company with an approval note from my mom. I needed school clothes & she was too tired to take me shopping.
September 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Age verification? I used to take blank signed check as a child into Robinsons OR May Company with an approval note from my mom. I needed school clothes & she was too tired to take me shopping.
I'm juss gonna leave this right here in the pile of meaningless receipts for Thursday Vet day & Tuesday travels...
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm juss gonna leave this right here in the pile of meaningless receipts for Thursday Vet day & Tuesday travels...
It doesn't fucking "look" like it but I am fucking legit close to fucking being fucking done packing but also I fucking legit fucking do not fucking want to do it anyfuckingmore & I absofuckinglutely do not want to unfucking pack a fuckingthing when the time fucking comes.
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September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It doesn't fucking "look" like it but I am fucking legit close to fucking being fucking done packing but also I fucking legit fucking do not fucking want to do it anyfuckingmore & I absofuckinglutely do not want to unfucking pack a fuckingthing when the time fucking comes.
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We got the soft landing, and inflation fell from 9% to 3% without a recession. But someone put rocks on the runway, and we may not make it back to the gate, even though that's meant to be the easy bit.
September 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
We got the soft landing, and inflation fell from 9% to 3% without a recession. But someone put rocks on the runway, and we may not make it back to the gate, even though that's meant to be the easy bit.
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Let me say what the President won't: Domestic violence is not okay. It's immoral, illegal and abusive, and no real man is okay would do it, approve of it, or minimize it.
Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"
September 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Let me say what the President won't: Domestic violence is not okay. It's immoral, illegal and abusive, and no real man is okay would do it, approve of it, or minimize it.
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Posting again for the Monday crowd.
Lemme speak with directness and a sense of urgency about our most important economic threats, and what history teaches us about moments like this.
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Posting again for the Monday crowd.
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I podcasted. This time on the importance of economic institutions, and the problems with Trump's arbitrary firing of economic officials.
Why should our labor statistics and our central bank be apolitical?
So we don't end up like Argentina or his homeland, Papua New Guinea, says economist @justinwolfers.bsky.social on our latest show.
Link: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
So we don't end up like Argentina or his homeland, Papua New Guinea, says economist @justinwolfers.bsky.social on our latest show.
Link: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I podcasted. This time on the importance of economic institutions, and the problems with Trump's arbitrary firing of economic officials.
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Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads—
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
September 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads—
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
“HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.”
Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.
Is Walmart unique in its brazen trifecta of scorn toward employee, customer & experience? The villainy really is embedded cuz we know it's Walmart but it's easier to be rude to the customer or the employee because of the experience.
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Is Walmart unique in its brazen trifecta of scorn toward employee, customer & experience? The villainy really is embedded cuz we know it's Walmart but it's easier to be rude to the customer or the employee because of the experience.
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If you love happy dogs living their best lives and enjoy stories of the trail and junior handlers learning the ways of their elders, please join the Otter Run Patreon! You won't regret it and you might get a chance to taste the best maple syrup on earth (no promises, just saying there's a chance).
If you are at all interested in what we do, you can help make this increasingly difficult endeavor just a little easier for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/c/otterrunsl.... We know we don’t offer much, but we sure are thankful for you’ll helping keep this crazy 🐩🚂 on the trail ❤️
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you love happy dogs living their best lives and enjoy stories of the trail and junior handlers learning the ways of their elders, please join the Otter Run Patreon! You won't regret it and you might get a chance to taste the best maple syrup on earth (no promises, just saying there's a chance).
I'm now the ahole parked in the no parking spot because of the aholes who parked in the spot for EV charge station. Then I shook my head at the broad who pulled into the spot after the ahole left. but I need to mind my own biz? Ma'am I'm plugged in. I can't move. Park your attitude.
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September 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm now the ahole parked in the no parking spot because of the aholes who parked in the spot for EV charge station. Then I shook my head at the broad who pulled into the spot after the ahole left. but I need to mind my own biz? Ma'am I'm plugged in. I can't move. Park your attitude.
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Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America! “We are retaining some features for premium users. Want rule of law? That’s premium. The right to run your company without government interference? That’s a paid feature now.” [theatlantic.com]
Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America!
Want rule of law? That’s premium.
www.theatlantic.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America! “We are retaining some features for premium users. Want rule of law? That’s premium. The right to run your company without government interference? That’s a paid feature now.” [theatlantic.com]
Boy. That's not...ok. long as your comfortable whatevs.
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Boy. That's not...ok. long as your comfortable whatevs.
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4-Year-Old’s Optimism Just Making Things Worse For Area Family https://theonion.com/4-year-old-s-optimism-just-making-things-worse-for-area-1819572921/
September 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
4-Year-Old’s Optimism Just Making Things Worse For Area Family https://theonion.com/4-year-old-s-optimism-just-making-things-worse-for-area-1819572921/
I thought outsourcing customer service calls was 0/10. but. companies replacing outsourced csr with AI call systems & robo text is akin to Tesla drivers overtaking Prius drivers for the effing worst.
September 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I thought outsourcing customer service calls was 0/10. but. companies replacing outsourced csr with AI call systems & robo text is akin to Tesla drivers overtaking Prius drivers for the effing worst.