Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth
@squeakysneaks.bsky.social
Defender of the universe. Part-time tyrant with all the takes. Broncos Lakers Dodgers. Forever Fella & NAFO fo life. Musics movies comics super Hella nerd. Catsassin foster failure. Give me all the animals.
while secretly dreaming one day sharing one thing that made you laugh til you cried & couldn't catch your breath.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
while secretly dreaming one day sharing one thing that made you laugh til you cried & couldn't catch your breath.
You would absolutely me on my list of people to podcast with weekly sitting w/drinks & cigars/cigarettes swapping stories rando life lessons & shit talking. I'm one hundo certain I'd be absolutely day-dream smitten encouraging you to do all the talking
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You would absolutely me on my list of people to podcast with weekly sitting w/drinks & cigars/cigarettes swapping stories rando life lessons & shit talking. I'm one hundo certain I'd be absolutely day-dream smitten encouraging you to do all the talking
I may not *bee* here every day to tell you how thrilling joyous mere thought of you is. Never fucking doubt it is facks. Every spritzings of perfumes, every time I shop for it I think of you & wonder your take would *bee* & hope you would approve. Wicked humor & effervescent. Happy birthday darling.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I may not *bee* here every day to tell you how thrilling joyous mere thought of you is. Never fucking doubt it is facks. Every spritzings of perfumes, every time I shop for it I think of you & wonder your take would *bee* & hope you would approve. Wicked humor & effervescent. Happy birthday darling.
I am waiting until I can binge multiple episodes & at a time & currently in the midst of binging 2 shows on the flix to get my action/intrigue/stress fixins.
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I am waiting until I can binge multiple episodes & at a time & currently in the midst of binging 2 shows on the flix to get my action/intrigue/stress fixins.
I have that. It's violence with a big smile.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have that. It's violence with a big smile.
Poser Dodger fans are insufferable. As an actual, I've found the posers extra insufferable thru the struggles. If the Dodgers had lost the WS, the insufferablility would only increase. I wish it was their ability to fuck all the way off that would sweep thru Dodger nation.
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Poser Dodger fans are insufferable. As an actual, I've found the posers extra insufferable thru the struggles. If the Dodgers had lost the WS, the insufferablility would only increase. I wish it was their ability to fuck all the way off that would sweep thru Dodger nation.
I'm here for it
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm here for it
And Yoshi taketh away...
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November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And Yoshi taketh away...
I'm being the frenchiest fry w/ Meowkie 'the only *Kershaw* that gets grace in this house' J. Betts & Raymond Thomases Edman J. Smith.
"Dodger" fans are MOST insufferable when they lose, so praise effing be. Love it took 7. Love other teams were their best & it was a fight.
This effing kid.
"Dodger" fans are MOST insufferable when they lose, so praise effing be. Love it took 7. Love other teams were their best & it was a fight.
This effing kid.
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November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm being the frenchiest fry w/ Meowkie 'the only *Kershaw* that gets grace in this house' J. Betts & Raymond Thomases Edman J. Smith.
"Dodger" fans are MOST insufferable when they lose, so praise effing be. Love it took 7. Love other teams were their best & it was a fight.
This effing kid.
"Dodger" fans are MOST insufferable when they lose, so praise effing be. Love it took 7. Love other teams were their best & it was a fight.
This effing kid.
Aaawwww the behbs
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Aaawwww the behbs
It's like 2 1/2 not full bags capacity. I've got eleventy eight thousand yrds non recycling packing materials (unfortunately) & sixtyhundred forty thousand yrds of boxes packing materials that can be recycled & xlarge bin but recycling gets picked up every 2 wks so it feels conspiratorial.
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It's like 2 1/2 not full bags capacity. I've got eleventy eight thousand yrds non recycling packing materials (unfortunately) & sixtyhundred forty thousand yrds of boxes packing materials that can be recycled & xlarge bin but recycling gets picked up every 2 wks so it feels conspiratorial.
oooommmgggggggg
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October 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
oooommmgggggggg
move her here but not til like December & despite having space & space for storage I don't have "storage" for the things & so it's kinda like the reverse of packing? But I'm on Prozac now so it's a lot less anxiety but the mess is still there lol. And our city trash cans are very smol.
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October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
move her here but not til like December & despite having space & space for storage I don't have "storage" for the things & so it's kinda like the reverse of packing? But I'm on Prozac now so it's a lot less anxiety but the mess is still there lol. And our city trash cans are very smol.
I miss you guys too! Here is the good place, like the bar where I can juss be or get answers to rando newb questions about anything & lolz. It's been a weird vortex going into the move & now having done it, but it's not done? The house gas 3 levels, 2 are mine the main will be my mom's, still gotta
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I miss you guys too! Here is the good place, like the bar where I can juss be or get answers to rando newb questions about anything & lolz. It's been a weird vortex going into the move & now having done it, but it's not done? The house gas 3 levels, 2 are mine the main will be my mom's, still gotta
Demons are absolutely proving that 2 catsassins romping sounds like a herd of horses & make use of every square inch as a mile & then some. RTJ spotted neighb Marci's boy floof majestic cat last night & absolutely tried so hard to say hello. Majesty was not impressed. So far so good tho. ❤️
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Demons are absolutely proving that 2 catsassins romping sounds like a herd of horses & make use of every square inch as a mile & then some. RTJ spotted neighb Marci's boy floof majestic cat last night & absolutely tried so hard to say hello. Majesty was not impressed. So far so good tho. ❤️
Salem OR
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Salem OR
Salem. Really trippy Goldilocks of a city.
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Salem. Really trippy Goldilocks of a city.
grey? Like yeah great SoCal finally started to kinda get fall but it's like summer gets crammed into late August early September. It's grey from dec-march, then may lateJuly but not hot til mid Aug? Tf? No thank you. It is diff here that the heat hits later in the day most of the time.
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
grey? Like yeah great SoCal finally started to kinda get fall but it's like summer gets crammed into late August early September. It's grey from dec-march, then may lateJuly but not hot til mid Aug? Tf? No thank you. It is diff here that the heat hits later in the day most of the time.
I'd never thought I'd be able to leave SoCal because of the weather. Ry would send pics out on walks w/Rem & I'd see the greenery & then started looking at the weather & came out for visits. SoCal weather has been so bizarre & I've had no summers...where tf did my 93 degree Julys go? Wtf w/all the
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'd never thought I'd be able to leave SoCal because of the weather. Ry would send pics out on walks w/Rem & I'd see the greenery & then started looking at the weather & came out for visits. SoCal weather has been so bizarre & I've had no summers...where tf did my 93 degree Julys go? Wtf w/all the
Same reason you got raptors. Cuz they're pretty damn dorbs comical smart worth it. When she's not in Kershaw mode & she's Mookie James fetching her fuzzy ball or springs, stretched out over me on her back with her Bugs Bunny marshmallow peets squeaking & chirps to get attention, I am mush.
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Same reason you got raptors. Cuz they're pretty damn dorbs comical smart worth it. When she's not in Kershaw mode & she's Mookie James fetching her fuzzy ball or springs, stretched out over me on her back with her Bugs Bunny marshmallow peets squeaking & chirps to get attention, I am mush.
I get it. The rain here is not like the way ppl think it is, it's not Seattle or Portland. I mean... it's the kind of rain that means you can have a lawn. This city had more actual summer the last 5 years than SoCal. I accused Ryan of stealing our summers regularly from April-July.
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October 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I get it. The rain here is not like the way ppl think it is, it's not Seattle or Portland. I mean... it's the kind of rain that means you can have a lawn. This city had more actual summer the last 5 years than SoCal. I accused Ryan of stealing our summers regularly from April-July.