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former novel-a-month smut ghostwriter screaming about [waves hands wildly]
It is never, ever, *ever* going to be given back. It has to be taken back.
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Happy that pennywise is finally out but he still needs to stop eating kids and I feel v strongly about this
It's Coming Out!!
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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“don’t take the bait!!!” THEY’RE PEOPLE BEING TERRORIZED BY ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS, NOT TROUT
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I'm really sick of hearing people on the left of current events keep saying shit like "comply and be peaceful, don't help justify ICE actions"

They murdered an American citizen, and then used that as pretext to ramp things up. They're not looking for anyone's fucking consent other than their own.
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Cop “unions” are a repulsive stain on the American labor movement, and it’s truly an embarrassment that so few labor leaders are willing to admit that. www.teenvogue.com/story/what-t...
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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🎤i like big butts and i cannot lie
im famous cause i cannot lie
and also other stuff like presidential stuff
but my true passion is in the butt
HOLE
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.

We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.

www.transbashback.com/fsu.html

xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 PM
idk why they didnt put the butthole somewhere smart like the wrist
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It's either this or Black Hole Sun and I saw this when I was 7 so I guess it wins
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
reading dracula and reading food truck reviews on nextdoor are functionally the same thing
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Woke 2 is gonna be ruthless
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
new reaction image just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Stop letting them tell you they can't afford it. *You* can't afford it.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Man I hope these people get to find out what fire ants taste like one day
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Weird way to write down my order of 7pc grilled chicken fingers but I heard this place slaps so
Street Pickups: Buxom Nude Amateurs 7
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Can't believe piss tape is out of play but shit tape gets concierged into my eyeballs
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
why's this shit look like it could get me drunk in two scoops or less???
Oh you know this guy fucks
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Incredible goddamn news for lovers of goofy bullshit (me)
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.

Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
September 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM