Zach
@spoopynarwhal.bsky.social
He/Him. gay-mer, occasional artist, occasional writer, full time shitposter
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The original Gizmo puppet at MoPop. Look how they massacred our boy. 😭
July 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The original Gizmo puppet at MoPop. Look how they massacred our boy. 😭
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Periodic reminder that Hobbes is a S.L.U.T.
(Brief distraction from the doomscrolling)
(Brief distraction from the doomscrolling)
July 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Periodic reminder that Hobbes is a S.L.U.T.
(Brief distraction from the doomscrolling)
(Brief distraction from the doomscrolling)
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TikTok removed this video after 150k+ views, thousands of likes, and hundreds of shares. Before removing it, they limited shares, added a content warning, and gave people strikes for downloading and reposting.
My followers over there have asked me to share it here so they can still access it.
My followers over there have asked me to share it here so they can still access it.
June 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
TikTok removed this video after 150k+ views, thousands of likes, and hundreds of shares. Before removing it, they limited shares, added a content warning, and gave people strikes for downloading and reposting.
My followers over there have asked me to share it here so they can still access it.
My followers over there have asked me to share it here so they can still access it.
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I don't believe Robert would need to read anything to successfully filibuster for 19 hours. He once did an impromptu 4 hours about Warhammer just off the top of his head. And yes, it does include him singing a song about Space Marines.
(@gamefullyun.bsky.social video)
youtu.be/YRomQkC-D_8?...
(@gamefullyun.bsky.social video)
youtu.be/YRomQkC-D_8?...
April 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't believe Robert would need to read anything to successfully filibuster for 19 hours. He once did an impromptu 4 hours about Warhammer just off the top of his head. And yes, it does include him singing a song about Space Marines.
(@gamefullyun.bsky.social video)
youtu.be/YRomQkC-D_8?...
(@gamefullyun.bsky.social video)
youtu.be/YRomQkC-D_8?...
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
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i believe it should count as a filibuster if instead of standing and speaking you fuck the entire time without climaxing or taking your eyes off the rest of Congress
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i believe it should count as a filibuster if instead of standing and speaking you fuck the entire time without climaxing or taking your eyes off the rest of Congress
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West Papua’s Indigenous people have called for a boycott of KitKat, Smarties and Aero chocolate, Oreo biscuits and Ritz crackers, and the cosmetics brands Pantene and Herbal Essences, over alleged ecocide in their territory.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
West Papuan Indigenous people call for KitKat boycott over alleged ecocide
Thousands of acres of rainforest is being cleared to produce palm oil, used in popular Nestlé and Mondelēz brands
www.theguardian.com
April 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
West Papua’s Indigenous people have called for a boycott of KitKat, Smarties and Aero chocolate, Oreo biscuits and Ritz crackers, and the cosmetics brands Pantene and Herbal Essences, over alleged ecocide in their territory.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
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so much of 80s and 90s cyberpunk seems prescient because it was based in part on shit that happened 300-400 years ago and may well happen again
the history of the hudson's bay company is insane, i did not realize canada was under semifeudal rulership by a scottish fur trading enterprise for like... 200 years
March 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
so much of 80s and 90s cyberpunk seems prescient because it was based in part on shit that happened 300-400 years ago and may well happen again
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"whoops proved to myself through logical argument that homosexuality is an immutable characteristic of my being and now need to explain to my neighbor who thinks too much blood makes you sick that the law is unfairly prejudicial against people like me."
March 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"whoops proved to myself through logical argument that homosexuality is an immutable characteristic of my being and now need to explain to my neighbor who thinks too much blood makes you sick that the law is unfairly prejudicial against people like me."
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Also a bunch of Michael Lewis bashing lol
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Elon Musk Has Lost the Gamers
Podcast Episode · It Could Happen Here · 03/27/2025 · 42m
podcasts.apple.com
March 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Also a bunch of Michael Lewis bashing lol
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
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[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
[every assassin’s creed game]
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
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Basically @reidhoffman.bsky.social is sane and the other guy not so much
March 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Basically @reidhoffman.bsky.social is sane and the other guy not so much
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the upside of our current fascist regime is that resistance is coalescing in an environment where all the competent counter insurgency experts for replaced with a dozen copies of Paul Bremer
March 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the upside of our current fascist regime is that resistance is coalescing in an environment where all the competent counter insurgency experts for replaced with a dozen copies of Paul Bremer
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USA to coal miners - Drop Dead. Literally. And take your towns with you
www.post-gazette.com/business/pow...
www.post-gazette.com/business/pow...
Deep fear in coal country: DOGE cuts put region's miners and families on edge
For federal safety inspectors, the urgent call to their sprawling mining office near Pittsburgh was bleak: Man crushed in the rubble of an aging mine in...
www.post-gazette.com
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
USA to coal miners - Drop Dead. Literally. And take your towns with you
www.post-gazette.com/business/pow...
www.post-gazette.com/business/pow...
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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
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*gazes wistfully out a window*
Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next Elections
Judges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections.
www.wsj.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*gazes wistfully out a window*
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my most elitist MH opinion is that I'm annoyed Wilds being named Wilds with an 'S' at the end is causing people to now incorrectly refer to World as "Worlds" with an 'S' at the end
March 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
my most elitist MH opinion is that I'm annoyed Wilds being named Wilds with an 'S' at the end is causing people to now incorrectly refer to World as "Worlds" with an 'S' at the end
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Just wanna confirm for everyone that currently with the new tariffs it only effects shipments $800+. So you can continue supporting your favorite Canadian artist without worrying about getting surprise fees. ❤️
That may change in the future, but will keep y'all updated.
That may change in the future, but will keep y'all updated.
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just wanna confirm for everyone that currently with the new tariffs it only effects shipments $800+. So you can continue supporting your favorite Canadian artist without worrying about getting surprise fees. ❤️
That may change in the future, but will keep y'all updated.
That may change in the future, but will keep y'all updated.
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In the end, Dahmer will have killed fewer people.
March 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
In the end, Dahmer will have killed fewer people.
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As a professional graphic designer, the next time someone says “it’s just a simple edit”, I’m gonna ask them to explain the process of how that edit would be made. If they can’t or if it is wrong, I will let them know they don’t get to decide it’s a simple edit.
March 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As a professional graphic designer, the next time someone says “it’s just a simple edit”, I’m gonna ask them to explain the process of how that edit would be made. If they can’t or if it is wrong, I will let them know they don’t get to decide it’s a simple edit.