Uzumaki
@spirallingshape.bsky.social
30s - Canada - she/her
Just here for shitposts and viddy games
Just here for shitposts and viddy games
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“a line of dialogue by ’GLaDOS‘ in the subtitles at the bottom of the screen caught my attention.
’Unbelievable’ the text began as normal, but when the voice said ’You, (subject name here), must be the pride of, (subject hometown here)!’, the subtitles actually showed my full name and my location.“
’Unbelievable’ the text began as normal, but when the voice said ’You, (subject name here), must be the pride of, (subject hometown here)!’, the subtitles actually showed my full name and my location.“
January 30, 2026 at 8:24 PM
“a line of dialogue by ’GLaDOS‘ in the subtitles at the bottom of the screen caught my attention.
’Unbelievable’ the text began as normal, but when the voice said ’You, (subject name here), must be the pride of, (subject hometown here)!’, the subtitles actually showed my full name and my location.“
’Unbelievable’ the text began as normal, but when the voice said ’You, (subject name here), must be the pride of, (subject hometown here)!’, the subtitles actually showed my full name and my location.“
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Blessed Imbolc to all who celebrate! 💜
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Blessed Imbolc to all who celebrate! 💜
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Merry Imbolc! Imbolc is an ancient Celtic festival celebrating renewal and birth held on February 1st between the winter solstice and the spring equinox. The perfect time to reshare my Green Man mask. 🌿
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Merry Imbolc! Imbolc is an ancient Celtic festival celebrating renewal and birth held on February 1st between the winter solstice and the spring equinox. The perfect time to reshare my Green Man mask. 🌿
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I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
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zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026
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hey oomf. *picks you up like an enemy in smb2 and throws you at another oomf*
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
hey oomf. *picks you up like an enemy in smb2 and throws you at another oomf*
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Any variant of this “joke” gets a block from me. It’s not funny to normalize anti-Jewish hate speech.
I’m already seeing the “jokes”: “Haha, turns out the world really IS run by a Jewish conspiracy!” Things are about to get SO MUCH worse.
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Any variant of this “joke” gets a block from me. It’s not funny to normalize anti-Jewish hate speech.
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consider this dog, and her midair pop tart crust
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
consider this dog, and her midair pop tart crust
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this. if you care at all about opposing israeli fascism the bare minimum you need to do is not be a fucking mark for looney tunes tier antisemitism 101
I promise it is possible to talk about Epstein without slipping into antisemitism I promise all you have to do is make an effort
February 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
this. if you care at all about opposing israeli fascism the bare minimum you need to do is not be a fucking mark for looney tunes tier antisemitism 101
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"tits or ass?" bro the light in her heart that reminds you why we have emotions at all in this cold, dying universe
September 16, 2024 at 5:09 PM
"tits or ass?" bro the light in her heart that reminds you why we have emotions at all in this cold, dying universe
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January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
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the ace attorney ladies exactly as they appear in that video game
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
the ace attorney ladies exactly as they appear in that video game
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we're running a speedrun event all weekend to support folks in Minnesota against ICE. this was put together in less than a month and the community support has been INCREDIBLE.
we went live 2 and a half hours ago and are close to hitting $4000 already!
FUCK ICE
we went live 2 and a half hours ago and are close to hitting $4000 already!
FUCK ICE
ICE BREAKER IS LIVE SUPPORTING THE IMMIGRANT RAPID RESPONSE FUND
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
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!ICEBreaker Super any% by @mackiegarou | !merch !donate | !RRLOL7
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January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
we're running a speedrun event all weekend to support folks in Minnesota against ICE. this was put together in less than a month and the community support has been INCREDIBLE.
we went live 2 and a half hours ago and are close to hitting $4000 already!
FUCK ICE
we went live 2 and a half hours ago and are close to hitting $4000 already!
FUCK ICE
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Today’s Raven news! They came briefly, early for breakfast and then I did not see them for most of my walk but I heard them busy over patch. They then came to visit me at the end of my walk and I saw the most wonderful thing yet; Chips feeding Gravy! 🥰 #ravens
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Today’s Raven news! They came briefly, early for breakfast and then I did not see them for most of my walk but I heard them busy over patch. They then came to visit me at the end of my walk and I saw the most wonderful thing yet; Chips feeding Gravy! 🥰 #ravens
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Yeah I think at this point re UBI while I have seen some debate about its effects in rich countries there's just now a lot of empirical evidence that we can actually simply transfer money to people in the global south and its really just... good. We should just do it. Justice and expedience align.
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Yeah I think at this point re UBI while I have seen some debate about its effects in rich countries there's just now a lot of empirical evidence that we can actually simply transfer money to people in the global south and its really just... good. We should just do it. Justice and expedience align.
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i wish i could detach my head from my body when i feel a migraine coming on
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
i wish i could detach my head from my body when i feel a migraine coming on
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Putting “I’m not a real doctor, but I am a real worm” on my LinkedIn
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Putting “I’m not a real doctor, but I am a real worm” on my LinkedIn
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Mentioned it on Twitter already but the actual real option to be Asexual (or Aromantic) in the new Tomodachi Life genuinely means a lot. It's easily one of the most ignored sexualities in most media so getting recognition like this just feels great yknow
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Mentioned it on Twitter already but the actual real option to be Asexual (or Aromantic) in the new Tomodachi Life genuinely means a lot. It's easily one of the most ignored sexualities in most media so getting recognition like this just feels great yknow
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Jan 29th 1967 - The first episode of The Truman Show aired.
📽️📅 The Truman Show (1998)
📽️📅 The Truman Show (1998)
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Jan 29th 1967 - The first episode of The Truman Show aired.
📽️📅 The Truman Show (1998)
📽️📅 The Truman Show (1998)
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January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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