Spillane
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🎶 but do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?🎶
*Nods*
🎶........Rudolph the re-🎶
RUDOLPH
*Nods*
🎶........Rudolph the re-🎶
RUDOLPH
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🎶 but do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?🎶
*Nods*
🎶........Rudolph the re-🎶
RUDOLPH
*Nods*
🎶........Rudolph the re-🎶
RUDOLPH
😵💫 : what now
chatGPT: inhale
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😵💫 : what now
chatGPT: exhale
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😵💫 : what now
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chatGPT: inhale
😤
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😵💫 : what now
chatGPT: exhale
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😵💫 : what now
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November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
😵💫 : what now
chatGPT: inhale
😤
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😵💫 : what now
chatGPT: exhale
😮💨
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😵💫 : what now
[INTERNAL SERVER ERROR]
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😵
chatGPT: inhale
😤
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😵💫 : what now
chatGPT: exhale
😮💨
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😵💫 : what now
[INTERNAL SERVER ERROR]
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😵
Warning popped up on my phone for a snow squall but my failing eyes at a glance read that as "snow squatch" and for a brief second hoped I wouldn't run into such a horrific beast. Would ruin my whole commute
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Warning popped up on my phone for a snow squall but my failing eyes at a glance read that as "snow squatch" and for a brief second hoped I wouldn't run into such a horrific beast. Would ruin my whole commute
Keep rotating in my mind that Black Friday needs a holiday mascot but all I can picture is a massive form with swirling galaxies for eyes with a jaw of unimaginable size broadcasting the screams of the countless millions of worlds it's swallowed. Hard to make a primetime special about that
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Keep rotating in my mind that Black Friday needs a holiday mascot but all I can picture is a massive form with swirling galaxies for eyes with a jaw of unimaginable size broadcasting the screams of the countless millions of worlds it's swallowed. Hard to make a primetime special about that
The reason I tolerate and actively enjoy f2p gacha games is the same reason I'll stand in line for 3 hours to ride a roller coaster on a hot summer day. I kneel at the altar of patience. I envision the world to come like a zealot, the jubilee of the ascension.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The reason I tolerate and actively enjoy f2p gacha games is the same reason I'll stand in line for 3 hours to ride a roller coaster on a hot summer day. I kneel at the altar of patience. I envision the world to come like a zealot, the jubilee of the ascension.
Young kids don't know a thing or two about thrift, wasting their precious earnings on the newest gizmo or gadget and not saving for retirNOT LIKE THAT. NOT LIKE THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. OH MY GOD WE'RE HELD TOGETHER WITH MASKING TAPE YOU IDIOTS
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Young kids don't know a thing or two about thrift, wasting their precious earnings on the newest gizmo or gadget and not saving for retirNOT LIKE THAT. NOT LIKE THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. OH MY GOD WE'RE HELD TOGETHER WITH MASKING TAPE YOU IDIOTS
I like being suggested grindet hustle business clips from Mad Men that are like "how to TREAT an EMPLOYEE (ungrateful) asking for a RAISE" like this isn't a show in part portraying the eventual collapse of a firm that was picked apart for scraps by larger corporations with robust HR protocols
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I like being suggested grindet hustle business clips from Mad Men that are like "how to TREAT an EMPLOYEE (ungrateful) asking for a RAISE" like this isn't a show in part portraying the eventual collapse of a firm that was picked apart for scraps by larger corporations with robust HR protocols
This is basically what happened when forums traffic transitioned over to social media platforms
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is basically what happened when forums traffic transitioned over to social media platforms
If anybody's curious about how the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey club is doing, a couple of local media personalities just called them the Washington Generals of the NHL and they're absolutely right
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If anybody's curious about how the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey club is doing, a couple of local media personalities just called them the Washington Generals of the NHL and they're absolutely right
I got pushed a CBS video that was like "man nearing completion of his 27 year walk across the world" where he started from the tip of Argentina, trekked to Alaska, then across Asia to his home in the UK, and all I can think about is what took this guy so long
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I got pushed a CBS video that was like "man nearing completion of his 27 year walk across the world" where he started from the tip of Argentina, trekked to Alaska, then across Asia to his home in the UK, and all I can think about is what took this guy so long
Saw the new predator movie, which asks and answers the question of what would happen if a predator was a total fucking loser who sucks at being a predator. Turns out they acquire a couple of pets
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Saw the new predator movie, which asks and answers the question of what would happen if a predator was a total fucking loser who sucks at being a predator. Turns out they acquire a couple of pets
Sean I really love her but I don't know what to say
McDermott: call a timeout. Take a break
McDermott: call a timeout. Take a break
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sean I really love her but I don't know what to say
McDermott: call a timeout. Take a break
McDermott: call a timeout. Take a break
Day got me feeling like this
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Day got me feeling like this
Sticking a pin in this to follow up later
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sticking a pin in this to follow up later
If Trump wasn't such a bloodthirsty animal responsible for the death and suffering of millions I'd say he was acting very kawaii today. Fawning over mamdani like he's at an idol meet and greet
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If Trump wasn't such a bloodthirsty animal responsible for the death and suffering of millions I'd say he was acting very kawaii today. Fawning over mamdani like he's at an idol meet and greet
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PROBATION 11/21/25 06:38pm cbass Stop fucking derailing the yam thread. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
PROBATION 11/21/25 06:38pm cbass Stop fucking derailing the yam thread. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.
You better believe I'll be fanatically rooting for Haiti in the 2026 World Cup. You kidding me. I hope they upset every match and win the whole fucking thing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You better believe I'll be fanatically rooting for Haiti in the 2026 World Cup. You kidding me. I hope they upset every match and win the whole fucking thing.
Immigrate to the tropical island paradise of Canada, where the sun is always shining and the beaches are "open for business". "Take it easy" is the motto around these parts but you'll have to get used to the local vernacular and say "hoʻonanea"
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Immigrate to the tropical island paradise of Canada, where the sun is always shining and the beaches are "open for business". "Take it easy" is the motto around these parts but you'll have to get used to the local vernacular and say "hoʻonanea"
*Underneath Cheyenne mountain* the grimace is dead. All remaining fry buddies still holding their positions can't reach supply lines, we expect regime change within the hour. Your orders, sir
*Chair spins around revealing the hamburglar in a suit*...robble
*General smirks* it's about fucking time
*Chair spins around revealing the hamburglar in a suit*...robble
*General smirks* it's about fucking time
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
*Underneath Cheyenne mountain* the grimace is dead. All remaining fry buddies still holding their positions can't reach supply lines, we expect regime change within the hour. Your orders, sir
*Chair spins around revealing the hamburglar in a suit*...robble
*General smirks* it's about fucking time
*Chair spins around revealing the hamburglar in a suit*...robble
*General smirks* it's about fucking time
Trump summons franchise warlords to Mcflurry summit. Enraged the Burger King has escaped across the Appalachians into their mountain stronghold. They're calling it the Long Munch. Locals refuse to betray their positions, memories of generous whopper Wednesdays still fresh in their bellies.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trump summons franchise warlords to Mcflurry summit. Enraged the Burger King has escaped across the Appalachians into their mountain stronghold. They're calling it the Long Munch. Locals refuse to betray their positions, memories of generous whopper Wednesdays still fresh in their bellies.
Remember to vote for me as “Gamer of the Year” for the 2025 Video Game Awards. I think this year I played 5 video games which is orders of magnitude larger than my prolific 2024 output, and I was really good at them too.
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Remember to vote for me as “Gamer of the Year” for the 2025 Video Game Awards. I think this year I played 5 video games which is orders of magnitude larger than my prolific 2024 output, and I was really good at them too.
Content and serene entering into a new era where I actively wish my favourite teams lose every single game so the edifices are stripped to the foundation
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Content and serene entering into a new era where I actively wish my favourite teams lose every single game so the edifices are stripped to the foundation
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Shelby Foote folksily describing the chivalric atmosphere on Little Saint James
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Shelby Foote folksily describing the chivalric atmosphere on Little Saint James
"who blew the bubba" replacing "who killed the world" in our mad max fury road style endless desert expanses
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"who blew the bubba" replacing "who killed the world" in our mad max fury road style endless desert expanses
Shutterbugs got me or some fun in the past/
Sucking Bill's dick like I'm siphoning gas/
Acting like you've never heard of island time/
Zooted off nothing but diet coke and lime
Sucking Bill's dick like I'm siphoning gas/
Acting like you've never heard of island time/
Zooted off nothing but diet coke and lime
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Shutterbugs got me or some fun in the past/
Sucking Bill's dick like I'm siphoning gas/
Acting like you've never heard of island time/
Zooted off nothing but diet coke and lime
Sucking Bill's dick like I'm siphoning gas/
Acting like you've never heard of island time/
Zooted off nothing but diet coke and lime