Oh yeah, then it's time to blow through it and get to the juice

Second most important part is really nailing your impressions the next time you're around and actual physical campfire irl

I wouldn't personally recommend that but also: the important part is the story.

too much wood around there. big pacific northwest problem for vampires. gotta live in a place where it's at least a little inconvenient to fashion a stake together

*howling snow squatch banging on the train windows, PA announcer clicks on* nothing to worry about folks he usually gets distracted by the 5:00 traffic on the 401 and goes over to flip the cars. Next stop is Georgetown

Billy the Black Friday Bat is probably easier. A talking baseball bat that bonks and clubs his way to the front of the line to secure that nescafe espresso maker at 75% off

*watching a guy piss himself during a board meeting drunkenly insinuating all gay people are scheming viziers, while a man's foot is amputated by a lawnmower* those were the days

I introduced measles into my school district, Charlie Brown

I still fervently believe Daniel Jones is the same player we’ve been watching over the past several years and I’m not shook by the colts record.

It took Napoleons skeletal Army of malnourished and frostbitten soliders like two or three months to get back to France from like, Moscow. What's your excuse buddy.

Bills fans "Fuck 🤝 2025" Chiefs fans

fondly remembering participating in the nativity story pageant and messing around with my fellow shepherds until ol' father ed told me his fist was going to be in my face if i didn't knock it off