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I like the Mariners too much to check out r/mariners right now but I am absolutely certain they all broke the glass and are slamming the apocalyptic panic button right now. How could that franchise not
This will finally settle once and for all the baffling puzzle of our era: which of these teams will go on to get swept by the Dodgers in the world series
The most exciting words for a Toronto sports fan: game 7
[17 pizzas deep, breathing heavily, failing arms reaching for a cup of sprite] I can't make it to the ball pit, go on without me

[Teenager in a chuck e. cheese costume fireman carries me] on your feet soldier
That was a fun 15 hours. Now to put on SPF 7000 and climb the mountain to dummy up a pantheon of goofs
*Sopranos crew misreading the name of the protest* they're disrespectin' the Bing? *pounds table with index finger* I'm gonna take action here.
I don't care if you're left, right, blue, purple, up, or down. I think we can all agree the only King to obey is the Burger. It's time for a bipartisan sandwich
The Rizzler has always been eight years old. When the stars began to form he was their senior. As the first songs were sung he conducted the choir. Not a curse but a blessing, for this eternal perpetually rizzing up the generations on an endless march towards nine
It really doesn't make any sense and his explanation is just babbling masking that he panicked in the clutch again. Probably freaking out over Springer. Who knows.
Yeah I'm sorry Schneider that's moron shit from the dummy tree. Springers out you've got gaps in your lineup you're only up by a run. Use your best options and try to close it out on the mound. Why do they keep galaxy braining these decisions over and over again.
Look, it just happened, and I'm still proud of the Blue Jays this season, don't get it twisted, but I think putting Brendon Little in there could be an instant candidate for the Toronto Sports Fuck-Ups Hall of Fame. That's monstrously bad. You just nuked a world series appearance, contextually
I almost did a spit take when I saw Little hit the mound and ten pitches later the game was over.
Springer broken kneecap and in panic mode Schneider and the coaching staff revert to knuckle dragging dickless bullpen decisions. This series is over
*getting on bended knee during the 7th inning stretch* with this ring I thee fed
The evidence keeps piling up!
A unifying theory I'm working on is that all truly great bands have at least one (1) song about fighting. Getting in a fight. Watching a fight. Narrative about a guy in a fight. At least one. I'll work out the mathematical proof a little later
GO transit buses are double decker, and the front on the top floor has a gigantic windshield so you can look out over the road ahead. Here's a hot tip: crank up "heavens divide" from MGS: Peace Walker when you're doing 140km on the highway enjoying one or those seats
He's not going out like Stan Chera. Screamed at John Schneider to get back in his strategy hole then struck em out to end the inning
C'mon Max you don't wanna go out like Stan Chera. I know you got another classic left in the cannon
C'mon Max you don't wanna go out like Stan Chera. I know you got another classic left in the cannon
Blue Jays fine-tuning the strategy that you'll win every game if you score 30 runs, even if you're scheduled to start a 700 year old Max Scherzer with like a 10 ERA
I think "finished" does a lot of legwork here because if a game is bad I personally just drop it like a hot brick
[Norwegian, completely normally] time for a spread of Boy Jam
*Tom Hanks screaming at the top of his lungs* there's no PAWGs in baseball!!

Rosie O'Donnell: why don't you leave her alone Jimmy