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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 10h

I like the Mariners too much to check out r/mariners right now but I am absolutely certain they all broke the glass and are slamming the apocalyptic panic button right now. How could that franchise not

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 10h

This will finally settle once and for all the baffling puzzle of our era: which of these teams will go on to get swept by the Dodgers in the world series

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 10h

The most exciting words for a Toronto sports fan: game 7

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d

[17 pizzas deep, breathing heavily, failing arms reaching for a cup of sprite] I can't make it to the ball pit, go on without me

[Teenager in a chuck e. cheese costume fireman carries me] on your feet soldier

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d

That was a fun 15 hours. Now to put on SPF 7000 and climb the mountain to dummy up a pantheon of goofs

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d

Nyaahaha >:3

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d

*Sopranos crew misreading the name of the protest* they're disrespectin' the Bing? *pounds table with index finger* I'm gonna take action here.

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d

I don't care if you're left, right, blue, purple, up, or down. I think we can all agree the only King to obey is the Burger. It's time for a bipartisan sandwich

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 1d

The Rizzler has always been eight years old. When the stars began to form he was their senior. As the first songs were sung he conducted the choir. Not a curse but a blessing, for this eternal perpetually rizzing up the generations on an endless march towards nine

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

It really doesn't make any sense and his explanation is just babbling masking that he panicked in the clutch again. Probably freaking out over Springer. Who knows.

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I'm sorry Schneider that's moron shit from the dummy tree. Springers out you've got gaps in your lineup you're only up by a run. Use your best options and try to close it out on the mound. Why do they keep galaxy braining these decisions over and over again.

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

Look, it just happened, and I'm still proud of the Blue Jays this season, don't get it twisted, but I think putting Brendon Little in there could be an instant candidate for the Toronto Sports Fuck-Ups Hall of Fame. That's monstrously bad. You just nuked a world series appearance, contextually

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

I almost did a spit take when I saw Little hit the mound and ten pitches later the game was over.

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

Springer broken kneecap and in panic mode Schneider and the coaching staff revert to knuckle dragging dickless bullpen decisions. This series is over

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

*getting on bended knee during the 7th inning stretch* with this ring I thee fed

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

The evidence keeps piling up!

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

A unifying theory I'm working on is that all truly great bands have at least one (1) song about fighting. Getting in a fight. Watching a fight. Narrative about a guy in a fight. At least one. I'll work out the mathematical proof a little later

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 2d

GO transit buses are double decker, and the front on the top floor has a gigantic windshield so you can look out over the road ahead. Here's a hot tip: crank up "heavens divide" from MGS: Peace Walker when you're doing 140km on the highway enjoying one or those seats

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 3d

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 3d

He's not going out like Stan Chera. Screamed at John Schneider to get back in his strategy hole then struck em out to end the inning

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 4d

C'mon Max you don't wanna go out like Stan Chera. I know you got another classic left in the cannon

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 4d

C'mon Max you don't wanna go out like Stan Chera. I know you got another classic left in the cannon

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 4d

Blue Jays fine-tuning the strategy that you'll win every game if you score 30 runs, even if you're scheduled to start a 700 year old Max Scherzer with like a 10 ERA

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 4d

I think "finished" does a lot of legwork here because if a game is bad I personally just drop it like a hot brick

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 4d

[Norwegian, completely normally] time for a spread of Boy Jam

Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 5d

*Tom Hanks screaming at the top of his lungs* there's no PAWGs in baseball!!

Rosie O'Donnell: why don't you leave her alone Jimmy