Brock
@spigot.bsky.social
I play games so you don't have to. Stardew Valley speedrunning champion. Director of the Federal Bureau Of Control. Former ghost. 7th Chairman of the Tojo Clan.
I’m @brockwager over on Twitter.
Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya
I’m @brockwager over on Twitter.
Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya
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Brock
@spigot.bsky.social
· Feb 16
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, sitting in front of a fridge, praying it doesn't eat him.
(A saga in 3 tweets)
(A saga in 3 tweets)
Hire Phil! This stuff is amazing. I’m actually sad that it isn’t already in a rulebook on my shelf.
I feel very strongly that someone should hire me to illustrate a fantasy ttrpg
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Hire Phil! This stuff is amazing. I’m actually sad that it isn’t already in a rulebook on my shelf.
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4. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Pocket - Primitive Radio Gods
"Will money pay for all the days
I've lived awake but half asleep"
This song evokes a kind of cozy melancholy in me, like sitting and watching a thunderstorm from behind a large window.
song.link/y/1Y2Pw9E3bL8
"Will money pay for all the days
I've lived awake but half asleep"
This song evokes a kind of cozy melancholy in me, like sitting and watching a thunderstorm from behind a large window.
song.link/y/1Y2Pw9E3bL8
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand by Primitive Radio Gods
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January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
4. Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Pocket - Primitive Radio Gods
"Will money pay for all the days
I've lived awake but half asleep"
This song evokes a kind of cozy melancholy in me, like sitting and watching a thunderstorm from behind a large window.
song.link/y/1Y2Pw9E3bL8
"Will money pay for all the days
I've lived awake but half asleep"
This song evokes a kind of cozy melancholy in me, like sitting and watching a thunderstorm from behind a large window.
song.link/y/1Y2Pw9E3bL8
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Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- how many squid facts you knew
- if you offered others squid facts
- how you made people feel when you told them a squid fact
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- how many squid facts you knew
- if you offered others squid facts
- how you made people feel when you told them a squid fact
August 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- how many squid facts you knew
- if you offered others squid facts
- how you made people feel when you told them a squid fact
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- how many squid facts you knew
- if you offered others squid facts
- how you made people feel when you told them a squid fact
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
It’s the 27th anniversary of my wife not running screaming from the church when they asked her if she’d be married to me. Hooray!
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It’s the 27th anniversary of my wife not running screaming from the church when they asked her if she’d be married to me. Hooray!
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
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I just hope Mamdani can finally bring an end to New Yorkers’ disgusting and archaic habit of emptying their chamber pots out the window without a care for who might be walking below
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I just hope Mamdani can finally bring an end to New Yorkers’ disgusting and archaic habit of emptying their chamber pots out the window without a care for who might be walking below
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My favorite thing about generativeAI is that the more I learn about it the more I want data centers to be destroyed.
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
My favorite thing about generativeAI is that the more I learn about it the more I want data centers to be destroyed.
I swear to the good Lord above that if I ever find the person responsible for making this the official Star Wars style guide way to spell droid names, we will have words. And numbers. And letters.
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I swear to the good Lord above that if I ever find the person responsible for making this the official Star Wars style guide way to spell droid names, we will have words. And numbers. And letters.
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this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
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still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
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Want to feel old?
Too bad, you do.
Too bad, you do.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Want to feel old?
Too bad, you do.
Too bad, you do.
I just tried to wipe a sunbeam off of the kitchen counter.
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I just tried to wipe a sunbeam off of the kitchen counter.
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Was just about to crawl into bed, but figured I should spread the word that a new Gloomwood update just dropped. Looks great.
For those who haven't played it, imagine a fusion of Thief and Resident Evil 4, with a dash of Bloodborne for flavor. It's cool as heck, even in early access.
For those who haven't played it, imagine a fusion of Thief and Resident Evil 4, with a dash of Bloodborne for flavor. It's cool as heck, even in early access.
Gloomwood - The Hightown District - OUT NOW
YouTube video by New Blood Interactive
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January 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Was just about to crawl into bed, but figured I should spread the word that a new Gloomwood update just dropped. Looks great.
For those who haven't played it, imagine a fusion of Thief and Resident Evil 4, with a dash of Bloodborne for flavor. It's cool as heck, even in early access.
For those who haven't played it, imagine a fusion of Thief and Resident Evil 4, with a dash of Bloodborne for flavor. It's cool as heck, even in early access.
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
Printing up some 2026 NYE glasses for the kids.
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Printing up some 2026 NYE glasses for the kids.
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Thirty years ago today. The most beautiful, hopeful farewell.
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Thirty years ago today. The most beautiful, hopeful farewell.
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It's harder to get stats out of Blue Sky, and I might have missed something, but unsurprisingly this appears to have been the most-shared entirely new thread this year. Why not relive the fun of following a Big Boat Stuck in real time?
The amazing detail in this story is this lad's neighbour frantically whistling to try and draw the ship's attention to the dangerous local hazard known as [checks notes] Norway.
If it hadn't noticed houses are generally stand on vessels a bit of whistling probably ain't going to do it, fella.
If it hadn't noticed houses are generally stand on vessels a bit of whistling probably ain't going to do it, fella.
Noen drar konseptet "hagebåt" litt langt.
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It's harder to get stats out of Blue Sky, and I might have missed something, but unsurprisingly this appears to have been the most-shared entirely new thread this year. Why not relive the fun of following a Big Boat Stuck in real time?
It always amuses me when I’m watching a cooking show and they’re cooking fish and do whatever they can to “get rid of the fishy taste”.
I mean, I get it, but it also seems like doing stuff to a hamburger to get rid of the beefy taste.
I mean, I get it, but it also seems like doing stuff to a hamburger to get rid of the beefy taste.
December 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It always amuses me when I’m watching a cooking show and they’re cooking fish and do whatever they can to “get rid of the fishy taste”.
I mean, I get it, but it also seems like doing stuff to a hamburger to get rid of the beefy taste.
I mean, I get it, but it also seems like doing stuff to a hamburger to get rid of the beefy taste.
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Reallllly neat short and bold indie game here. Only $2.24 on Steam right now! An excellent game to take you into next year.
Looking for short and emotional stuff to play these holidays? Many Nights a Whisper is 1h long and gets quite magical ✨
If you enjoyed it already may you consider leaving a positive review on Steam? 😇 We're a few reviews away from surpasing the 500 threshold!
store.steampowered.com/app/3541130/...
If you enjoyed it already may you consider leaving a positive review on Steam? 😇 We're a few reviews away from surpasing the 500 threshold!
store.steampowered.com/app/3541130/...
Many Nights a Whisper on Steam
A short interactive essay on dreams, pressure, and expectations. Take part in an ancient ritual where one shot determines the fate of a generation.
store.steampowered.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reallllly neat short and bold indie game here. Only $2.24 on Steam right now! An excellent game to take you into next year.