Spaceship Gary
@spaceshipgary.bsky.social
Licensed to own and operate a toaster.
Good to hear Paul George is set to make his season debut tonight. Just in time to suffer a season ending injury.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Good to hear Paul George is set to make his season debut tonight. Just in time to suffer a season ending injury.
It doesn’t matter what time of year it is, if I see anyone with some dirt on their forehead I have to double check if it’s Ash Wednesday.
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It doesn’t matter what time of year it is, if I see anyone with some dirt on their forehead I have to double check if it’s Ash Wednesday.
Saw a prompt of top five movie genres, I only have one:
I need a fourth example of my perfect comedy format of “idiots find themselves in a situation where their comedic bumbling makes them appear to be highly competent spies/agents”:
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dumb and Dumber
Beavis and Butthead Do America
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dumb and Dumber
Beavis and Butthead Do America
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Saw a prompt of top five movie genres, I only have one:
Considering if this was the Biden Administration doing it, the “Genocide is a single issue” Biden/Harris apologists would’ve justified still voting for them despite this, so why would Trump voters be expected to lose faith?
It's like they're actively looking for increasingly insane detention possibilities, just to see how much their base will accept.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Considering if this was the Biden Administration doing it, the “Genocide is a single issue” Biden/Harris apologists would’ve justified still voting for them despite this, so why would Trump voters be expected to lose faith?
‘She faded away from the spotlight. Where does she currently work? Some second rate rag that barely counts.’
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
‘She faded away from the spotlight. Where does she currently work? Some second rate rag that barely counts.’
Going onto your timeline and only liking what you’ve reposted just to see if you’re weird or not.
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Going onto your timeline and only liking what you’ve reposted just to see if you’re weird or not.
There’s something about telling a printer to print from a specific tray, and it printing from a different tray anyway because it thinks it knows better than you, that says nothing would be lost if an atomic bomb was dropped on silicon valley.
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There’s something about telling a printer to print from a specific tray, and it printing from a different tray anyway because it thinks it knows better than you, that says nothing would be lost if an atomic bomb was dropped on silicon valley.
This moron wants to combine “when they go low, we go high” with “for every vote we lose in the city, we gain two in the suburbs”, ya know, those super successful ideas
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This moron wants to combine “when they go low, we go high” with “for every vote we lose in the city, we gain two in the suburbs”, ya know, those super successful ideas
“Trump blew Clinton” is about 1000x funnier than the Pee Tape so it’s gonna take a lot of effort from SNL to make it unfunny. I still believe in them though
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Trump blew Clinton” is about 1000x funnier than the Pee Tape so it’s gonna take a lot of effort from SNL to make it unfunny. I still believe in them though
It happened again.
(Music in the mall, hearing the shittiest horn section ever, followed by the worst singing and lyrics possible, with visions of Chevy Chase) No! No!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It happened again.
Reposted by Spaceship Gary
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
Reposted by Spaceship Gary
suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein
“In a way, I am like Jesus, in fact, I have been treated worse than Jesus”
BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“In a way, I am like Jesus, in fact, I have been treated worse than Jesus”
This fucking spell check looked at DOUCMENT and couldn’t suggest DOCUMENT as the replacement but sure sure sure, AI is gonna work.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This fucking spell check looked at DOUCMENT and couldn’t suggest DOCUMENT as the replacement but sure sure sure, AI is gonna work.
Bluesky is a website where, if one asshole doesn’t like you, you can get suspended for saying you hope your murderer gets murdered.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Bluesky is a website where, if one asshole doesn’t like you, you can get suspended for saying you hope your murderer gets murdered.
Conservatives like to yell about how life starts in the womb but with these epstein emails they’ll start saying adulthood starts in the womb.
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Conservatives like to yell about how life starts in the womb but with these epstein emails they’ll start saying adulthood starts in the womb.
A stricter abortion ban? Guess we know what caught Tim Kaine’s eye
The bill to reopen the government sneaks in three changes that will cause harm:
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
A stricter ban on abortion nationwide
An end to FDA food safety regulations
A near total ban on hemp products that will outlaw THC and remove another pain control option from the market
They want to cause pain
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A stricter abortion ban? Guess we know what caught Tim Kaine’s eye
Reposted by Spaceship Gary
Finally have confirmation that the 'liked them young' guy who was redacted is indeed Bill Clinton.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Finally have confirmation that the 'liked them young' guy who was redacted is indeed Bill Clinton.
Does it mean anything that the heads of just about every single modeling agency are in the Epstein emails like, “ah, Jeffery Epstein, my favorite sex trafficker! Our personal relationship only pales in comparison to our business relationship! What of our common associates, people in power?”
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Does it mean anything that the heads of just about every single modeling agency are in the Epstein emails like, “ah, Jeffery Epstein, my favorite sex trafficker! Our personal relationship only pales in comparison to our business relationship! What of our common associates, people in power?”
John Fetterman’s stupid horse heart gave out the day after he whined about being bullied on here just to have more ammunition to whine about. What a dick.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
John Fetterman’s stupid horse heart gave out the day after he whined about being bullied on here just to have more ammunition to whine about. What a dick.
I want a feature that lets me mass block anyone who liked a post. A feature that also lets me call these 85 (as of now) jagoffs a fucking idiot would also be nice.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I want a feature that lets me mass block anyone who liked a post. A feature that also lets me call these 85 (as of now) jagoffs a fucking idiot would also be nice.
How the fuck could anyone tell?
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How the fuck could anyone tell?
WOW! WONDER WHY THIS GUY HAS AN ISSUE!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
WOW! WONDER WHY THIS GUY HAS AN ISSUE!!!
This thing is so crazy if you’ve never seen it.
Good morning. Here's a VH1 segment on Jeffrey Epstein from 2007.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This thing is so crazy if you’ve never seen it.
Special congrats go out to the party that nominated such a hated candidate that she lost to the pedophile game show host she specifically picked out as her opponent.
Congrats again, everyone
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Special congrats go out to the party that nominated such a hated candidate that she lost to the pedophile game show host she specifically picked out as her opponent.