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Spaceship Gary
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Seems simple: places I like can show me an ad to pay the bills, a site owned by google can suck my ass and get ad blocked.
So people don't want stuff behind a paywall (I get it!) but they also want to use ad blockers everywhere. How, exactly, do you expect the people writing the stuff you want to read to get paid? How does that work, in your mind? How is it sustainable, exactly? I'm just not sure, here.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Maybe Dave Portnoy was visiting?
What's this child's easel doing there
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Made learn to also write a fucking joke you dumb knob
The vanguard of the revolution, once again defeated by sarcasm
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Looking at all these people being photographed with Epstein… are all rich assholes bad?
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Are the House Democrats so disorganized the leadership told its members not to vote in favor of impeachment proceedings without knowing this was coming out the next fucking day?
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Spellcheck couldn’t come up with suggesting the word update when confronted with the typo udpate. Every AI proponent can fucking eat shit.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Seeing all these Epstein pictures, I’m thinking we ought to get together and kill that guy.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Reposted by Spaceship Gary
constituents: please impeach the bad crime president

democrats:
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Trump is the most nakedly corrupt President this country has ever seen but we also need years of investigations to impeach him so is that something you really want us to do?” - The Democrat Party
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
(Rhythmically pounding the table) Schism! Schism! Schism!
Kristi Noem has attacked Sister Norma Pimentel, a leader of Catholic Charities serving immigrants in the Texas Rio Grande Valley, after she spoke out bravely criticizing DHS deportation projects, echoing the words of Pope Leo. www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/268391/...
DHS cuts off aid to Texas Catholic Charities
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has suspended Catholic Charities of the Rio Grande Valley (CCRGV) from receiving federal funding, according to CCRGV.
www.catholicnewsagency.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is what “lesser evil” “vote blue no matter who” voters want. Democrats who want to work with Trump as opposed to impeaching him.
This is the vice chair of the Democrat caucus straight up saying that even if Dems win the midterms, they might not impeach Trump.
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Really funny to post this, see the same type of Democrat vote against an impeachment, then less then a day later be like, “OMG guys, Trump is bad!”
Yes, a much better outcome would have been to keep the government shut down indefinitely while planes fell out of the sky and the economy began to crash, that certainly is a simply scenario that it would be easy to manage
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How fun to pair this “should be the biggest story in the country” with the ”Democrats won’t vote for Impeachment“ one.
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I wouldn’t put it at a high percentage simply because there wasn’t enough of them, but I wonder how many “clinton-to-mccain“ voters are also shouting about “lesser of two evils”?
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
For the life of me, I can never remember the name Rick Sampson Oil and always call it Rick Steves Oil which still fits and I honestly like more.
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Has anyone ever honked their horn and the eight cars in front of them all just instantly moved? No? Well, that’s not gonna ever stop an asshole!
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
One of my favorite moments in the Phillies World Series run was Matt Stairs hitting a ball into fucking orbit, and you know what? Joe Buck’s call on it was good! Hated him a bit less after he admitted he went overboard on Randy Moss’s fake mooning.
We've never had a father and son in the broadcasters' wing of the Hall of Fame ... until now

Congratulations to Joe Buck, just announced as the winner of the 2026 Ford Frick Award

His father, Jack Buck, won in 1987. What an amazing family legacy the Bucks will be celebrating in Cooperstown in July
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Turn your zeroes into heroes in your bank account of progress
Turn your doubters into shouters at the cabaret of achievement.
let your opps be your mops in the janitorial closet of triumph
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
More Democrats will have voted to censure Al Green than will have joined him to impeach Trump.
Significant statement from Jeffries and House Democratic leaders saying they will vote “present” on the motion to table Al Green’s resolution to impeach President Trump. They say they’re “laser-focused on fighting to lower the high cost of living” plus on health care and corruption.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
She should’ve tried to make it a part of a book series. Harry Potter: American Canto might’ve sold 1300 copies.
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s the same with idiots who talk about theft causing stores to close. You can show them articles about how the stores admitted to lying, but nope, they saw some shoplifting happen once in front of them, so the exaggerations the stores admit were lies must be true.
I think this is a widespread phenomenon. In a bunch of European countries, the US, and perhaps elsewhere, lots of people who live near-ish cities are scaring themselves silly on Facebook about how dangerous their nearby urban area is, in a way that is impervious to any empirical evidence.
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I would find and kill god if it was ever this cold in Philly. “Feels like -22”? I’d be talking like Sephiroth.
-30 with heavy snow 💀
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ve always said the thing holding me back from winning at gambling was the taxes I’d have to pay. Thank you Trump for opening up this incentive to gamble, we needed one!
US President Donald Trump has said he may eliminate tax on gambling winnings
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m now in favor of it if it means we get 9/11 movies that are pro-terrorist.
“In Trump’s transactional and corrupt approach to governance, it certainly helps that Paramount’s bid for Warner Bros directly involves Jared Kushner and the three Arab petrostates that have struck lucrative business deals with the Trump Organization” — my latest for @theguardian.com
Jared Kushner – and three Arab monarchies – are at the heart of the Paramount-WBD bid | Mohamad Bazzi
The president’s son-in-law is once again at the center of an international business deal that will require administration approval
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We, as Americans, are powerless to not buy trash items or prevent anyone from selling us anything, so it’s China’s fault that they don’t care about profiting off of how shitty we are.
New! We worked with the Public Interest Research Group to test a bunch of LLM-driven toys ahead of the Christmas. That sexual talking teddy bear wasn't a one-off; it turns out disturbing behavior is deeply built into these toys across the board.
AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show
New research from Public Interest Research Group and tests conducted by NBC News found that a wide range of AI toys have loose guardrails.
www.nbcnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM