Nick from your hometown
@soquiet.bsky.social
"There's old Nick! I haven't seen him in a minute! Oh God, what happened to him?"
Heading to the kitchen. Want me to grab you anything?
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Heading to the kitchen. Want me to grab you anything?
Kids' music these days? Not loud enough, fast enough, angry enough! When I was young, whew doggie! Music fast enough, loud enough, they could feel it in Rotterdam.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Kids' music these days? Not loud enough, fast enough, angry enough! When I was young, whew doggie! Music fast enough, loud enough, they could feel it in Rotterdam.
I can't wait to be gobsmacked by how little the Dems will be able to capitalize on this momentum. Twice (more?) I've seen them control all branches of government and STILL shit their britches and blame black folks.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I can't wait to be gobsmacked by how little the Dems will be able to capitalize on this momentum. Twice (more?) I've seen them control all branches of government and STILL shit their britches and blame black folks.
In the playoffs of any sport, the winning team should pick two players from the losing team to play with them for as long as their still in. It would keep more audiences involved. And the final series? Two epic katamaris of the worlds best player colliding in an epic display of semi-regulated chaos.
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In the playoffs of any sport, the winning team should pick two players from the losing team to play with them for as long as their still in. It would keep more audiences involved. And the final series? Two epic katamaris of the worlds best player colliding in an epic display of semi-regulated chaos.
I don't think I was ready for the non-trivial amount of time and money I would spend on lice as a parent.
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I don't think I was ready for the non-trivial amount of time and money I would spend on lice as a parent.
Little know fact: "Panic at the Disco" was one of his. Financial Panics? That's all us, unfortunately.
I miss Satan. He had the best panics.
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Little know fact: "Panic at the Disco" was one of his. Financial Panics? That's all us, unfortunately.
Going to a Dua Lipa show, like a real man.
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Going to a Dua Lipa show, like a real man.
Out here playing records for the glory of God, and my homies.
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Out here playing records for the glory of God, and my homies.
Convo overheard: "Catholics know hell is real, and hope for a heaven. Protestants know heaven is real, and suspect a hell."
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Convo overheard: "Catholics know hell is real, and hope for a heaven. Protestants know heaven is real, and suspect a hell."
Dude, I'm bad at posting. Fuckin posting responses on the wrong person's shit. I mean jokes is jokes, but damn. I need a sandwich, to regulate.
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dude, I'm bad at posting. Fuckin posting responses on the wrong person's shit. I mean jokes is jokes, but damn. I need a sandwich, to regulate.
Ok, you got me. I've been drinkin'.
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ok, you got me. I've been drinkin'.
Few people who own a Jeep look like they own a Jeep. Everyone who owns a minivan looks like they own a minivan.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Few people who own a Jeep look like they own a Jeep. Everyone who owns a minivan looks like they own a minivan.
Buddy asked me to go to a show. Let's meet at 8, he said. Ok, 9 is pretty late for me for a show. We get a drink. Doors are at 10. Too fucking late. Headliner at 11:30. Gonna Venmo him the ticket and Irish Exit. Never felt so fucking old.
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Buddy asked me to go to a show. Let's meet at 8, he said. Ok, 9 is pretty late for me for a show. We get a drink. Doors are at 10. Too fucking late. Headliner at 11:30. Gonna Venmo him the ticket and Irish Exit. Never felt so fucking old.
"The Epstein Files will get him" is the new "Just wait for the Meuller Report!". Futile and dependant on a system that's already suborned. Sorry bud, YOU gotta just make a sign, get out there, and catch some tear gas. Wait till midterms and the tear gas will be bullets.
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"The Epstein Files will get him" is the new "Just wait for the Meuller Report!". Futile and dependant on a system that's already suborned. Sorry bud, YOU gotta just make a sign, get out there, and catch some tear gas. Wait till midterms and the tear gas will be bullets.
Republicans freebasing Nordic fascist symbolism BUT, naw, we want baby faced warriorlets.
October 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Republicans freebasing Nordic fascist symbolism BUT, naw, we want baby faced warriorlets.
Good guy, good guy. But, that was a hair piece, right? It just doesn't match? I'm cool with it, alright, but, come'on.
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Good guy, good guy. But, that was a hair piece, right? It just doesn't match? I'm cool with it, alright, but, come'on.
S2E2 Peacemaker: this show would have me believe 2 cases of Bud Light would fuck up 5 grown adults. That's 48 beers, minus 2, broken. Minus at least 2 that get dumped. That's 44 beers, about 9 beers each, or 108 ozs. At 4.2%, subtract 1.2 beers per hour. 2 hrs = 2.4 beers, so 7? Plus pee breaks...
September 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
S2E2 Peacemaker: this show would have me believe 2 cases of Bud Light would fuck up 5 grown adults. That's 48 beers, minus 2, broken. Minus at least 2 that get dumped. That's 44 beers, about 9 beers each, or 108 ozs. At 4.2%, subtract 1.2 beers per hour. 2 hrs = 2.4 beers, so 7? Plus pee breaks...
Be the Guy, ungendered, that other Guys need in the world. Recommend other Guys. Build a network of Guys that fix stuff, build stuff, make stuff. Be a reliable source. That's community. That's happiness. That's utopia.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Be the Guy, ungendered, that other Guys need in the world. Recommend other Guys. Build a network of Guys that fix stuff, build stuff, make stuff. Be a reliable source. That's community. That's happiness. That's utopia.
I put my pants on like everyone else: in a cloud of baby powder.
i put on pants just like everyone else: mad that i have to
August 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I put my pants on like everyone else: in a cloud of baby powder.
Punk in the sheets; Rockabilly in the streets.
July 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Punk in the sheets; Rockabilly in the streets.
Bringing that alpha tantrum energy.
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Bringing that alpha tantrum energy.
Ok, maybe we need a moratorium on "shit people say on Twitter" content. It's all the usual chuds, saying all the usual chud stuff, and then all of us going "Can you believe they said that?!" Yes. Yes, I do believe that a bad person said bad things.
“Would you really want to punish us for our awful crimes if it meant that Democrats might win congress?” This is an accurate embodiment of the current Republican Party ethos.
you’ll never guess who jumped up to argue that it’s ok if Trump is implicated in an Epstein scandal he won’t reveal
July 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ok, maybe we need a moratorium on "shit people say on Twitter" content. It's all the usual chuds, saying all the usual chud stuff, and then all of us going "Can you believe they said that?!" Yes. Yes, I do believe that a bad person said bad things.
Oh god! Alaska's favorite food is Alaskans. And given what their politicians just did to them, it will be.
the chislic fields of my people
July 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh god! Alaska's favorite food is Alaskans. And given what their politicians just did to them, it will be.
I got kicked out of the Illuminati when I suggested we invite more babes. And my boy Bruce. He's a solid bro.
July 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I got kicked out of the Illuminati when I suggested we invite more babes. And my boy Bruce. He's a solid bro.