Nick from your hometown
@soquiet.bsky.social
"There's old Nick! I haven't seen him in a minute! Oh God, what happened to him?"
Most Richard Scarry's Busy Town stories are pretty urbanist. In that we live in a community full of people, and they are all idiots.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Most Richard Scarry's Busy Town stories are pretty urbanist. In that we live in a community full of people, and they are all idiots.
Soooo... can I get a remake on that NES game?
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Soooo... can I get a remake on that NES game?
Buy a hamburger. Get a hamburger salad for free!
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Buy a hamburger. Get a hamburger salad for free!
Same same, but cargo shorts. And a hoodie. The "full Fetterman", except not a festering trash can of an asshole.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Same same, but cargo shorts. And a hoodie. The "full Fetterman", except not a festering trash can of an asshole.
Set up a real trap of a Ponderosa buffet.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Set up a real trap of a Ponderosa buffet.
Yes, but that is a serious answer to your absurd premise.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yes, but that is a serious answer to your absurd premise.
God, I'd drop so much money. Just carry bags with a money symbol on them then publicly oil myself like a Roman. Ope! Slipped again!
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
God, I'd drop so much money. Just carry bags with a money symbol on them then publicly oil myself like a Roman. Ope! Slipped again!
I have the decency of doing it privately, in my own bathroom, while poor.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I have the decency of doing it privately, in my own bathroom, while poor.
Oh man! First they came for TP guy and I did nothing, then they came for Dilbert... poem, something, something.
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh man! First they came for TP guy and I did nothing, then they came for Dilbert... poem, something, something.
Everybody always trying to fuck their doctors! Just let the man check for hernias, and prostate inflammation, in peace!
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Everybody always trying to fuck their doctors! Just let the man check for hernias, and prostate inflammation, in peace!
Seeing a chicken: Oh, how the great have fallen.
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Seeing a chicken: Oh, how the great have fallen.
It isn't the club. It's the exclusivity. And the reasonably priced cheese and nuts.
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It isn't the club. It's the exclusivity. And the reasonably priced cheese and nuts.
Is this a mole or a tick?
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is this a mole or a tick?
Hell, yeah! Hopefully buyin' dis at shortrun.org See you numbnuts on Saturday!
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Hell, yeah! Hopefully buyin' dis at shortrun.org See you numbnuts on Saturday!
That maid is gonna give me the worst handy.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That maid is gonna give me the worst handy.
The whole point of that guy was that he was an average schmo, who is, by definition, replaceable. Next time, select a lobsterman with an irascible demeanor and an indecipherable dialect.
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The whole point of that guy was that he was an average schmo, who is, by definition, replaceable. Next time, select a lobsterman with an irascible demeanor and an indecipherable dialect.
I exclusively wear droopy cargo shorts, and carry many cargos. At a distance you may suppose I have large shapely knees.
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I exclusively wear droopy cargo shorts, and carry many cargos. At a distance you may suppose I have large shapely knees.
I don't know nothing about Street Fighterin', but I do know, from personal experience, that glasses do not improve getting punched in the face. I imagine big titties are also complicatin', but I don't have big titties, nor have I been punched in them.
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don't know nothing about Street Fighterin', but I do know, from personal experience, that glasses do not improve getting punched in the face. I imagine big titties are also complicatin', but I don't have big titties, nor have I been punched in them.
I'm gonna Overton Window the fuck outta normal.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm gonna Overton Window the fuck outta normal.
I assume this will get him his martial law, yeah?
October 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I assume this will get him his martial law, yeah?
Did they rent a porn set?
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Did they rent a porn set?
It's just the "TACO" thing again. Normies like symbols though. Gets them riled up.
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's just the "TACO" thing again. Normies like symbols though. Gets them riled up.