Sabrina Diarrhea aka Cousin Shit aka Dog Stevens
@somethin.bsky.social
ESP grifter, gender neutralist, terrorist UAP, Anacho-cybermodernist comedy occultist and capsule reviewer of this layer of reality. 40 years of experience. They/them. Gonna start charging an admission fee. Live action poetry from the Suburban Bunker
Pinned
Is it in her heart? Her mind? Or is it real?
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They’re going to invoke the Insurrection Act to stand around in this.
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
They’re going to invoke the Insurrection Act to stand around in this.
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“How to Talk Minnesotan” is intended to be comedic but I recommend it for every autistic transplant, because no one will explain any of this to you, they’ll just get mad at you and you won’t know why. This outright just tells you the unspoken rules and everything makes so much more sense after that
This is light-hearted and doesn't touch on cases of fuckaroundits, but maybe it'll spark joy. Mid 90s local PBS.
youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0
youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0
How To Talk Minnesotan | Full Length Film
YouTube video by Twin Cities PBS
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
“How to Talk Minnesotan” is intended to be comedic but I recommend it for every autistic transplant, because no one will explain any of this to you, they’ll just get mad at you and you won’t know why. This outright just tells you the unspoken rules and everything makes so much more sense after that
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In 1997, Burger King reformulated their fries to better compete with McDonald's. For the campaign, they used Mr. Potato Head, who participated in some McDonald's campaigns in years past. These fries were pretty good, but in true BK fashion, they've changed the recipe since then.
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
In 1997, Burger King reformulated their fries to better compete with McDonald's. For the campaign, they used Mr. Potato Head, who participated in some McDonald's campaigns in years past. These fries were pretty good, but in true BK fashion, they've changed the recipe since then.
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Louise Lasser in " Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" - BOTD
April 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Louise Lasser in " Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" - BOTD
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Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. One of the hidden jewels in Norman Lear's crown. There's a LOT of it.
So let's get to it.
So let's get to it.
March 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. One of the hidden jewels in Norman Lear's crown. There's a LOT of it.
So let's get to it.
So let's get to it.
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Streaming has never embraced our little show. The entire run of Mary Hartman (325 episodes) is on DVD & you can buy it on eBay for $50.
The real shame (IMHO) is that Sony has never released Forever Fernwood, 130 eps, about life in Fernwood after Louise Lasser left. It rots in a vault somewhere.
The real shame (IMHO) is that Sony has never released Forever Fernwood, 130 eps, about life in Fernwood after Louise Lasser left. It rots in a vault somewhere.
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Streaming has never embraced our little show. The entire run of Mary Hartman (325 episodes) is on DVD & you can buy it on eBay for $50.
The real shame (IMHO) is that Sony has never released Forever Fernwood, 130 eps, about life in Fernwood after Louise Lasser left. It rots in a vault somewhere.
The real shame (IMHO) is that Sony has never released Forever Fernwood, 130 eps, about life in Fernwood after Louise Lasser left. It rots in a vault somewhere.
This picture of steak RFK jr freaked me out so now it's gonna freak you out too
There is no war on protein. But pretending there is goes hand-in-hand with the Trump administration’s appeal to traditional masculinity. www.wired.com/story/rfk-jr...
RFK Jr. Says He’s Ending the War on Protein. It Doesn’t Exist
There is no war on protein. But pretending there is goes hand-in-hand with the Trump administration’s appeal to traditional masculinity.
www.wired.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
This picture of steak RFK jr freaked me out so now it's gonna freak you out too
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Louise Lasser as “Mary Hartman,” on the cover of ROLLING STONE, March 25, 1976.
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Louise Lasser as “Mary Hartman,” on the cover of ROLLING STONE, March 25, 1976.
The body horror in me sees the body horror in you
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The body horror in me sees the body horror in you
The sitcom in me sees the sitcom in you
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The sitcom in me sees the sitcom in you
The reality show in me sees the reality show in you
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The reality show in me sees the reality show in you
the soap opera in me sees the soap opera in you
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
the soap opera in me sees the soap opera in you
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
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The Star Tribune had an insane graphic about the presence of immigration enforcement in Minneapolis. There are more immigration officers in the metro right now than local police officers.
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The Star Tribune had an insane graphic about the presence of immigration enforcement in Minneapolis. There are more immigration officers in the metro right now than local police officers.
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Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday https://theonion.com/area-woman-said-sorry-118-times-yesterday-1819576089/
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday https://theonion.com/area-woman-said-sorry-118-times-yesterday-1819576089/
It's an element of vacuum on a hyperstation.
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
It's an element of vacuum on a hyperstation.
If you wanna get wasted at fudruckers with me later lmk
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
If you wanna get wasted at fudruckers with me later lmk
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Me when I'm in credit card debt
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Me when I'm in credit card debt
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“Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” #001, January 5th, 1976 — wonder if younger viewers get what’s going on here. Soaps are dead, no? Feel like David Lynch might have enjoyed this subversive surreal/absurd series, back in the day.
youtu.be/zQqHAWWKwcw?...
youtu.be/zQqHAWWKwcw?...
"Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" #001 January 5th 1976
YouTube video by Vanity's Video Vault
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
“Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” #001, January 5th, 1976 — wonder if younger viewers get what’s going on here. Soaps are dead, no? Feel like David Lynch might have enjoyed this subversive surreal/absurd series, back in the day.
youtu.be/zQqHAWWKwcw?...
youtu.be/zQqHAWWKwcw?...
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I think I should get some sort of grant for watching every episode of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
November 26, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I think I should get some sort of grant for watching every episode of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
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January 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
eastofborneo.org/articles/fro...
If you need sometime to sell you on MHMH or are a fan, read this article
If you need sometime to sell you on MHMH or are a fan, read this article
From a Waxy Yellow Buildup to a Nervous Breakdown: The Fleeting Existence of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
The nervous breakdown will be televised: In the 1970’s, producer Norman Lear’s hit sitcoms tackled racism, feminism, and class struggle without losing the laugh track. His show Mary Hartman, Mary Hart...
eastofborneo.org
January 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
eastofborneo.org/articles/fro...
If you need sometime to sell you on MHMH or are a fan, read this article
If you need sometime to sell you on MHMH or are a fan, read this article
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Why don't we call AI fake smarts
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why don't we call AI fake smarts
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Music isn't meant for enjoyment, it's just to show I'm better than you
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Music isn't meant for enjoyment, it's just to show I'm better than you