Gabe
@someguynamedg.bsky.social
Professional Baby Wrangler(NICU RN), former IT Guy, Gardening Guy, Baseball Guy, Dog Guy, Wife Guy, Saltwater Reef Fish Tank Guy
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can't think of a single reason why Michael Dorn couldn't be President
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 AM
can't think of a single reason why Michael Dorn couldn't be President
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🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...
ICE Making List of Anyone Who Films Them
“We have a nice little database and now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...
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Let's talk about the midterms.
ICE is terrorizing and punishing blue states and cities to suppress your votes using fear from ICE- yes it's already started.
Blue states need to wake up and have a plan to deploy the National Guard to protect polling stations & voters from the federal government!
ICE is terrorizing and punishing blue states and cities to suppress your votes using fear from ICE- yes it's already started.
Blue states need to wake up and have a plan to deploy the National Guard to protect polling stations & voters from the federal government!
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Let's talk about the midterms.
ICE is terrorizing and punishing blue states and cities to suppress your votes using fear from ICE- yes it's already started.
Blue states need to wake up and have a plan to deploy the National Guard to protect polling stations & voters from the federal government!
ICE is terrorizing and punishing blue states and cities to suppress your votes using fear from ICE- yes it's already started.
Blue states need to wake up and have a plan to deploy the National Guard to protect polling stations & voters from the federal government!
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Imagine being stuck paying for a cybertruck ten years from now.
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Imagine being stuck paying for a cybertruck ten years from now.
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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What is the scenario that would lead to someone from the Federal Government saying, "OK, yeah, *that* shooting of a civilian was bad."
Can you even conceive of it? I cannot.
Can you even conceive of it? I cannot.
January 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
What is the scenario that would lead to someone from the Federal Government saying, "OK, yeah, *that* shooting of a civilian was bad."
Can you even conceive of it? I cannot.
Can you even conceive of it? I cannot.
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
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my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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Somebody said the U.S. has big “dying mall” energy right now and I can’t stop thinking about his accurate that feels
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Somebody said the U.S. has big “dying mall” energy right now and I can’t stop thinking about his accurate that feels
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
What a time to be alive (derogatory)
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Guy who has only written about Russiagate: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Guy who has only written about Russiagate: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...
How the hell does the @nytimes.com not have a giant list on their front page of all the people that were conversing with Epstein? Too many NYT reporters would be on the list?
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
How the hell does the @nytimes.com not have a giant list on their front page of all the people that were conversing with Epstein? Too many NYT reporters would be on the list?
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The amazing thing about the Bill Clinton trial in retrospect is that both he and Ken Starr were friends with Epstein, the entire ruling class was in on it and in reality unified against you
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
“a nothing burger” lol
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The amazing thing about the Bill Clinton trial in retrospect is that both he and Ken Starr were friends with Epstein, the entire ruling class was in on it and in reality unified against you
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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That Anti-Semitic Heckler Treated Me With Scorn And Contempt, As If I Were A Woman
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That Anti-Semitic Heckler Treated Me With Scorn And Contempt, As If I Were A Woman
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
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You ever call a senator's office and ask the staffer who picks up what it's like to work for someone without a spine?
10/10 recommend.
10/10 recommend.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You ever call a senator's office and ask the staffer who picks up what it's like to work for someone without a spine?
10/10 recommend.
10/10 recommend.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”
There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ron wyden looking straight at the camera and saying “taxation is the compromise”
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
All these amazing extra inning games proves one thing, allowing Manfred to ruin extra innings was a massive mistake.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
All these amazing extra inning games proves one thing, allowing Manfred to ruin extra innings was a massive mistake.
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18