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Just a Hidora looking for his Shidora
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The Hague is the moderate option.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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now wait just a second
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You should be able to respond to automated texts with the supposedly-excited-but-actually-passive-aggressive “Yeah, you were saying that!”
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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It’s really too bad that Trump’s cabinet are all spineless worms or equally crazy because “the President has gone insane and is going to destroy the transatlantic alliance because they didn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize” is kind of exactly the thing we have a 25th Amendment for
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Taking a page from the cable company playbook and scheduling all my meetings for “sometime between sunrise and sunset. Be ready as soon as I am.”
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Wistfully texting my exes but it’s YouTube videos from my favorites playlist that were deleted
January 19, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Okay okay I dropped Spotify. Apple Music is cheaper it turns out (though the Playlisty app for transferring playlists was $4). Apple Music also has that nostalgic iTunes interface so it’s time to make some mixtapes
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Me [walking into a room]: oops! Haha sorry! Darn it.
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A funny bit would be to say to your boyfriend “I’m pregnant.” and then after he gasps say “with cancer.” and reveal your cancer diagnosis that way
January 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
it's so embarrassing when I watch a star war how much I have a moment when I'm like "fuck star war is cool!"
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Generations are just the new zodiac
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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GenAi has NO place at Comicon, ESPECIALLY at art shows!

By doing so Comic-con signals to older and newer generations of artists that their exploitation and replacement is worth putting on a pedestal.👎

Anyway here’s their email. Feel free to politely share thoughts:

artshow @ comic-con.org
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Love seeing my little kodama watching me from my phone status screen
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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my favorite finales have already been discussed in the thread (mad men, the leftovers, and i’m a lost defender) but the station eleven heads are dying out. reskeet if you are a true station agent 🫡
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.

“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”

“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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You have to get out in the streets and show your contenpt is what you have to do.

Right fucking now.

It's not just up to concress, it's up to all of you.

The world is watching and judging how you all react to this 👀
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Getting my Plur1bussy blown out
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Just fyi this is one of the many reasons Californians don’t like Newsom. A 5% tax on our 200 billionaires would prevent a healthcare collapse from the ACA subsidies going away and he’s opposed to it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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begging for 2026 to be the year people get really like 2015 normal with trannies again and hire us in writers rooms because we're trendy. like? the president can't stop talking about us, we must be doing something right, right?
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM