Smitty 🍉
@smittyisknitting.bsky.social
Shitposting and knitposting. TTRPG player. My blog, Smitty is Knitting: https://smittyisknitting.blog/
Some people didn’t like Hamnet because they thought it was emotionally manipulative? All movies are emotionally manipulative! Nicole said we come to this AMC Theater to laugh to cry to care!
a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun
Alt: Nicole Kidman in a striped suit is looking up at a movie theater screen, backlit by projector lights and having some kind of divine experience with whatever she’s watching
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February 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Some people didn’t like Hamnet because they thought it was emotionally manipulative? All movies are emotionally manipulative! Nicole said we come to this AMC Theater to laugh to cry to care!
Hercule Poirot on Hot Ones
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Hercule Poirot on Hot Ones
Not too long ago I thought “I could live in a convent. Daily routine, community, peace and quiet. If only there were convents that weren’t religious”. And then I says to myself “you idiot, those are called cults.”
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Not too long ago I thought “I could live in a convent. Daily routine, community, peace and quiet. If only there were convents that weren’t religious”. And then I says to myself “you idiot, those are called cults.”
Who wants to hire me? I am not a rockstar, I will not hit the ground running, I need TONS of direction but I also hate being told what to do
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Who wants to hire me? I am not a rockstar, I will not hit the ground running, I need TONS of direction but I also hate being told what to do
Feeling dragged down by the job search. But I did go back to teaching. I heard a kid use “lowkenuinely” and we decided to refer to annotated bibliographies as “Annie bibs”
February 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Feeling dragged down by the job search. But I did go back to teaching. I heard a kid use “lowkenuinely” and we decided to refer to annotated bibliographies as “Annie bibs”
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death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
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This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish
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Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
Holy shit! @umactually.bsky.social used my question in the premiere today!!! Thanks @ifycomedy.com and @briamgilbert.bsky.social !
a cartoon character is dancing in front of a field of daisies .
Alt: A gif of Gojo Satoru is skipping in front of a field of daisies.
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January 21, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Holy shit! @umactually.bsky.social used my question in the premiere today!!! Thanks @ifycomedy.com and @briamgilbert.bsky.social !
This guy cosplays like he’s gonna go starve outside Stalingrad
literally the villain in every movie ever
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
This guy cosplays like he’s gonna go starve outside Stalingrad
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Chuck Schumer says ICE agents need more training
The added training:
The added training:
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Chuck Schumer says ICE agents need more training
The added training:
The added training:
2016 was 10 years ago. July of that year was one of the happiest times of my life. I was in Ireland. Trump hadn’t been elected yet. Pokémon Go had just come out and everyone was playing it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 AM
2016 was 10 years ago. July of that year was one of the happiest times of my life. I was in Ireland. Trump hadn’t been elected yet. Pokémon Go had just come out and everyone was playing it.
White/western leftist respect Iranians’ agency and sovereignty challenge. Just because we hate isr@el and US interventionism doesn’t mean khamenei should remain in power. Nothing is worth keeping a dictator around. Follow the will of Iranian people who have loved ones they can’t get in touch with.
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
White/western leftist respect Iranians’ agency and sovereignty challenge. Just because we hate isr@el and US interventionism doesn’t mean khamenei should remain in power. Nothing is worth keeping a dictator around. Follow the will of Iranian people who have loved ones they can’t get in touch with.
I’m finna be in The Pitt (HBO, 2 seasons) once again
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’m finna be in The Pitt (HBO, 2 seasons) once again
Finally watched Wake Up Dead Man. I don’t remember a lot of French but “l’eveil appel” can kind of, very roughly, in a distorted way that doesn’t make sense in French syntax, to “wake-up call”
January 6, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Finally watched Wake Up Dead Man. I don’t remember a lot of French but “l’eveil appel” can kind of, very roughly, in a distorted way that doesn’t make sense in French syntax, to “wake-up call”
Bombing innocent people for a regime change to steal oil to power machines that will make our planet unlivable. Nothing is worth this.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Bombing innocent people for a regime change to steal oil to power machines that will make our planet unlivable. Nothing is worth this.
Been sending out my resume to editing and proofreading jobs and just noticed a 9-digit phone number in my fucking references
I don’t deserve a paycheck
I don’t deserve a paycheck
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Been sending out my resume to editing and proofreading jobs and just noticed a 9-digit phone number in my fucking references
I don’t deserve a paycheck
I don’t deserve a paycheck
Some birds I met in Venice this summer! The falcon’s whole job was to scare pigeons away from the rooftop bar
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Some birds I met in Venice this summer! The falcon’s whole job was to scare pigeons away from the rooftop bar
The Lydian typeface is really having a moment
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Lydian typeface is really having a moment
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New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...
I am so excited to see more of Vaelus this #CriticalRole campaign. I love that in a world where the people who killed the gods are heroes, Ashley chose to play someone who continues to devote herself to her dead deity.
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am so excited to see more of Vaelus this #CriticalRole campaign. I love that in a world where the people who killed the gods are heroes, Ashley chose to play someone who continues to devote herself to her dead deity.
Stop showing me stuff about bleep bloken I don’t CARE about bleep bloken I think it’s OKAY that Anthony Fantano doesn’t like bleep bloken
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Stop showing me stuff about bleep bloken I don’t CARE about bleep bloken I think it’s OKAY that Anthony Fantano doesn’t like bleep bloken