Rebecca Orchant
@smcpickles.bsky.social
I write these:
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
I literally have never. Ask me how.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I literally have never. Ask me how.
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The true meaning of Thanksgiving.
Once I wrote a listicle for HuffPost and ranked pumpkin pie lowest, and it made Adam Corolla so angry he called my cell phone from his podcast at like 2am. One of my favorite career accomplishments.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The true meaning of Thanksgiving.
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We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
The “Jewish space lasers control the weather” lady getting the Imperial Boomerang this fast is actually pretty satisfying to watch, I have to admit.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The “Jewish space lasers control the weather” lady getting the Imperial Boomerang this fast is actually pretty satisfying to watch, I have to admit.
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I like that Pope Bob wakes up every morning and asks himself how he can kick the American Vice President in the dick
NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
open.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I like that Pope Bob wakes up every morning and asks himself how he can kick the American Vice President in the dick
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i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
Y’all need therapy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Y’all need therapy.
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I just need Ross Douthat to never be laid again.
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just need Ross Douthat to never be laid again.
The album cover art of this moronic, ghoulish, tacky administration.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The album cover art of this moronic, ghoulish, tacky administration.
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please don't put in the paper that i am a little bitch
lol he's posted this multiple times like a mantra.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
please don't put in the paper that i am a little bitch
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life.”
a woman is standing in front of a burning car with the word closed written on it
Alt: Angela Bassett walks away from the car on fire. Text reads CLOSED.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life.”
On THE DAY Dick Cheney died. We really needed this.
MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
On THE DAY Dick Cheney died. We really needed this.
Alan Dershowitz has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Alan Dershowitz has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Believing today that hell is real — as a little treat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Believing today that hell is real — as a little treat.
I know that we get evidence of this person’s demented cortex everyday, and I know that every single one of them before him have been their own unique war criminals, but you are THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHANGE THE PASSCODE ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE BRO
“Any Jewish person that votes for Zohran Mamdani, a proven and self professed JEW HATER, is a stupid person!!!”
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know that we get evidence of this person’s demented cortex everyday, and I know that every single one of them before him have been their own unique war criminals, but you are THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHANGE THE PASSCODE ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE BRO
It would be a shame if grocery retailers recognized that they are private sector businesses who don’t need to follow USDA rules until SNAP benefits are actually restored.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It would be a shame if grocery retailers recognized that they are private sector businesses who don’t need to follow USDA rules until SNAP benefits are actually restored.
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The police only protect poperty. They don't care about people. Matter of fact, they argued and won in court that they don't have to protect people.
Millions going hungry is a national emergency, like hurricanes and earthquakes. Withholding life saving resources during these types of emergencies isn’t just a moral crime, but a legal one.
Why is this not the same? I would simply put out a flyer for a ‘grocery store take over’ party in Barstow.
Why is this not the same? I would simply put out a flyer for a ‘grocery store take over’ party in Barstow.
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The police only protect poperty. They don't care about people. Matter of fact, they argued and won in court that they don't have to protect people.
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All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day