Rebecca Orchant
@smcpickles.bsky.social
I write these:
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/
https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/
Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free.
Dumb voluptuary.
HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
Once I wrote a listicle for HuffPost and ranked pumpkin pie lowest, and it made Adam Corolla so angry he called my cell phone from his podcast at like 2am. One of my favorite career accomplishments.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Once I wrote a listicle for HuffPost and ranked pumpkin pie lowest, and it made Adam Corolla so angry he called my cell phone from his podcast at like 2am. One of my favorite career accomplishments.
Just processing how much gentler our world would be if everyone gave themselves permission to book cuddle appointments.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just processing how much gentler our world would be if everyone gave themselves permission to book cuddle appointments.
Reposted by Rebecca Orchant
i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.
Personal injury lawsuit: I smashed “follow” so hard it shattered my radius.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Personal injury lawsuit: I smashed “follow” so hard it shattered my radius.
This… is a purse. This is a purse, right? Isn’t this a purse???
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This… is a purse. This is a purse, right? Isn’t this a purse???
Reposted by Rebecca Orchant
Oh! He’s, like, SCARED scared. 🙌
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh! He’s, like, SCARED scared. 🙌
Area Loser Cannot Stop Revealing How Much Of A Fucking Loser He Is
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Area Loser Cannot Stop Revealing How Much Of A Fucking Loser He Is
STOP! This is incredible.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
STOP! This is incredible.