Smmtx
@slzygrrrl.bsky.social
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✨ lch bin ja nicht aus Zucker ✨
I put the puta in Reputation
✨ lch bin ja nicht aus Zucker ✨
I put the puta in Reputation
hoy en el gimnasio el nene con bigote me ha sonreído necesito no ir nunca más por la tarde
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
hoy en el gimnasio el nene con bigote me ha sonreído necesito no ir nunca más por la tarde
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Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
que todavía no tomas creatina????? qué tipo de gymbro eres?
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
que todavía no tomas creatina????? qué tipo de gymbro eres?
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Una revisión del vocabulario por las diosas es lo único que pido. Acabo de leer que Quiles y Ndongo son "pseudoperiodistas" y no, mire, no existen los pseudoperiodistas como no existen los pseudobomberos ni los pseudoarquitectos. O se es o no se es. No cuesta tanto llamarles lo que son: escoria.
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Una revisión del vocabulario por las diosas es lo único que pido. Acabo de leer que Quiles y Ndongo son "pseudoperiodistas" y no, mire, no existen los pseudoperiodistas como no existen los pseudobomberos ni los pseudoarquitectos. O se es o no se es. No cuesta tanto llamarles lo que son: escoria.
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se ha dormido sujetandome el tobillo pa que no me escape xDDD
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
se ha dormido sujetandome el tobillo pa que no me escape xDDD
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El tema no es que las mierdas vengan una tras otra, es que las muy cabronas se solapan. SE SOLAPAN.
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
El tema no es que las mierdas vengan una tras otra, es que las muy cabronas se solapan. SE SOLAPAN.
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aparte del asco obvio está la gente decente poniendo el grito al cielo con los deepfakes y el peligro que suponen y los ióvenes nazis mientras tanto predican con el ejemplo de que generar fotos de alguien en ropa interior es gracioso
todo bien jaja
todo bien jaja
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
aparte del asco obvio está la gente decente poniendo el grito al cielo con los deepfakes y el peligro que suponen y los ióvenes nazis mientras tanto predican con el ejemplo de que generar fotos de alguien en ropa interior es gracioso
todo bien jaja
todo bien jaja
PICANTE PICANTE COMO UN HABANERO
SI TU TIENE LA LLAVE YO TENGO EL LLAVEROOO
SI TU TIENE LA LLAVE YO TENGO EL LLAVEROOO
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
PICANTE PICANTE COMO UN HABANERO
SI TU TIENE LA LLAVE YO TENGO EL LLAVEROOO
SI TU TIENE LA LLAVE YO TENGO EL LLAVEROOO
me acabo de fijar en que mi crush del gym que se parece al difunto remo the second tiene un tatuaje que pone INVICTVS en fin no se puede tener nada bonito en esta vida
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 AM
me acabo de fijar en que mi crush del gym que se parece al difunto remo the second tiene un tatuaje que pone INVICTVS en fin no se puede tener nada bonito en esta vida
no os voy a mentir ayer en el partido de joqui tuve un momento "nikolaj the firefighter! mmmm nikolaj 🫠" y me avergüenzo de ello
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 AM
no os voy a mentir ayer en el partido de joqui tuve un momento "nikolaj the firefighter! mmmm nikolaj 🫠" y me avergüenzo de ello
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El Mundo, siempre a la altura
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
El Mundo, siempre a la altura
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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Wow, look at that. The most unsurprising thing this morning.
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Wow, look at that. The most unsurprising thing this morning.
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
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La ONU tras el ataque de EEUU a Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
La ONU tras el ataque de EEUU a Venezuela.
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A no entender según qué cosas a la primera yo lo llamo privilegio.
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
A no entender según qué cosas a la primera yo lo llamo privilegio.
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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My statement on President Trump’s actions in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
My statement on President Trump’s actions in Venezuela.
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A reminder: it doesn't have to be this way.
Mexico has a hell of a lot more to lose than Europe by angering Trump. Yet this is the response of its president just now.
This isn't a global phenomenon. Why have Europeans proven to be so uniquely cowardly over the past year?
Mexico has a hell of a lot more to lose than Europe by angering Trump. Yet this is the response of its president just now.
This isn't a global phenomenon. Why have Europeans proven to be so uniquely cowardly over the past year?
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
A reminder: it doesn't have to be this way.
Mexico has a hell of a lot more to lose than Europe by angering Trump. Yet this is the response of its president just now.
This isn't a global phenomenon. Why have Europeans proven to be so uniquely cowardly over the past year?
Mexico has a hell of a lot more to lose than Europe by angering Trump. Yet this is the response of its president just now.
This isn't a global phenomenon. Why have Europeans proven to be so uniquely cowardly over the past year?
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Representative Ro Khanna has said: The silence from many media-hyped 2028 contenders today is shocking.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Representative Ro Khanna has said: The silence from many media-hyped 2028 contenders today is shocking.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.
If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.