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I see another yank is going "the British are cancelling me for making fun of their food!", when the main problem is - yet again - that the posts are repetitive shit
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I see another yank is going "the British are cancelling me for making fun of their food!", when the main problem is - yet again - that the posts are repetitive shit
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Worth remembering as this unfolds that it was disabled people and people from ethnic minority backgrounds who disproportionately died. Tens of thousands needlessly lost their lives, many who died alone or with just an iPad. Thousands more were left with life changing Long Covid. A true scandal.
BREAKING: The UK’s response to Covid was “too little, too late”, a damning official report on the handling of the pandemic has concluded, saying the introduction of a lockdown even a week earlier than happened could have saved more than 20,000 lives.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Worth remembering as this unfolds that it was disabled people and people from ethnic minority backgrounds who disproportionately died. Tens of thousands needlessly lost their lives, many who died alone or with just an iPad. Thousands more were left with life changing Long Covid. A true scandal.
My partner's parents are having us over for a takeaway tonight and I think I'm going to hand in my Big Manly Man Card and have a korma tbh
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My partner's parents are having us over for a takeaway tonight and I think I'm going to hand in my Big Manly Man Card and have a korma tbh
Fuck me, seeing some awful Labour MP complaining about information being restricted on the internet and on the *same day* talking about how refugee children deserve support, pal do you not see exactly what fucking government you are a part of???
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Fuck me, seeing some awful Labour MP complaining about information being restricted on the internet and on the *same day* talking about how refugee children deserve support, pal do you not see exactly what fucking government you are a part of???
On rewatch: Goldfinger clearly sets the template for the Bond structure, and has a lot of fun and iconic moments. Shame it's also at least 10 times more sexist than the ones before, and those weren't great already
Immediately gone onto Goldfinger and the man himself looks like if Luke Akehurst and Keir Starmer got stuck in the teleporter from The Fly
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
On rewatch: Goldfinger clearly sets the template for the Bond structure, and has a lot of fun and iconic moments. Shame it's also at least 10 times more sexist than the ones before, and those weren't great already
If you're not having a cheese toastie and a cup a soup today, what on earth are you playing at
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If you're not having a cheese toastie and a cup a soup today, what on earth are you playing at
Here's what £1.5 million gets you in an extremely expensive part of England btw. Anyone who dares to claim that this is "normal people" stuff is absolutely lying.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Here's what £1.5 million gets you in an extremely expensive part of England btw. Anyone who dares to claim that this is "normal people" stuff is absolutely lying.
These horrible authoritarian freaks are considerably worse than the Conservatives they replaced in far too many areas.
MoJ to remove right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in controversial overhaul
MoJ to remove right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in controversial overhaul
Exclusive: Courts minister says change needed to stop criminals opting for juries to delay cases, sometimes by years, and clear huge backlog
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UK politics live – latest updates
Criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury in order to increase the chances of proceedings collapsing, the courts minister has said, promising to enact radical changes to limit jury trials by the next election.
Drug dealers and career criminals were “laughing in the dock” knowing cases can take years to come to trial, Sarah Sackman told the Guardian, saying inaction would be a road to “chaos and ruin”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
These horrible authoritarian freaks are considerably worse than the Conservatives they replaced in far too many areas.
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watch this in imax and go yup thats the tenent guy making assassins creed: poem; or you could watch tarsem singhs "immortals" on the good kind of mushrooms that made the wallpaper at johns moms house go menger sponge fractal mode
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
watch this in imax and go yup thats the tenent guy making assassins creed: poem; or you could watch tarsem singhs "immortals" on the good kind of mushrooms that made the wallpaper at johns moms house go menger sponge fractal mode
Thanks all, we eventually heard back at 5 and have since been to the GP, nothing they think is serious currently thankfully
111 is so fucking shit
The baby is clearly not well in some way and we called about midnight. Were told someone would get back to us within the hour. Still fucking waiting
The baby is clearly not well in some way and we called about midnight. Were told someone would get back to us within the hour. Still fucking waiting
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Thanks all, we eventually heard back at 5 and have since been to the GP, nothing they think is serious currently thankfully
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The UK is of course not okay, but the refusal to adhere to sandwich norms is one of our marvellous skills and all other countries and regions should wish they had the same attitude tbh
chip butty, pasty parm, pattie butty... crisp sandwich.... TOAST sandwich which is just toast between other bread..... is the UK OK
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The UK is of course not okay, but the refusal to adhere to sandwich norms is one of our marvellous skills and all other countries and regions should wish they had the same attitude tbh
111 is so fucking shit
The baby is clearly not well in some way and we called about midnight. Were told someone would get back to us within the hour. Still fucking waiting
The baby is clearly not well in some way and we called about midnight. Were told someone would get back to us within the hour. Still fucking waiting
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
111 is so fucking shit
The baby is clearly not well in some way and we called about midnight. Were told someone would get back to us within the hour. Still fucking waiting
The baby is clearly not well in some way and we called about midnight. Were told someone would get back to us within the hour. Still fucking waiting
It's #PowellToThePeople time, everyone 🙏
Firstly, if Sir Keir has to face a no-confidence vote, he's already out. Even if he wins it, it just postpones his time to ouster, nothing more.
Secondly, that list of possible contenders is 💀.
Secondly, that list of possible contenders is 💀.
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's #PowellToThePeople time, everyone 🙏
The narwhal bacons at midnight
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The narwhal bacons at midnight
Relocating to the AI Growth Zone, who with me?
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Relocating to the AI Growth Zone, who with me?
Immediately gone onto Goldfinger and the man himself looks like if Luke Akehurst and Keir Starmer got stuck in the teleporter from The Fly
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Immediately gone onto Goldfinger and the man himself looks like if Luke Akehurst and Keir Starmer got stuck in the teleporter from The Fly
Just finished watching From Russia, With Love, and that's a very good spy film isn't it
That train fight scene with Grant still feels very powerful event after a billion years
That train fight scene with Grant still feels very powerful event after a billion years
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just finished watching From Russia, With Love, and that's a very good spy film isn't it
That train fight scene with Grant still feels very powerful event after a billion years
That train fight scene with Grant still feels very powerful event after a billion years
Sorry to be controversial but 2001: A Space Odyssey is a good film
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sorry to be controversial but 2001: A Space Odyssey is a good film
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So sorry to be my regular beggy self when I know times are hard and the time of year but if anyone could do me a solid with any small amount I'd so appreciate it
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November 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
So sorry to be my regular beggy self when I know times are hard and the time of year but if anyone could do me a solid with any small amount I'd so appreciate it
PayPal.me/smloem
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It's because everything is extremely fucking expensive, especially essentials.
Weird thing: the UK minimum wage has risen against inflation for years. It's now really high. Millions of people are earning more than they were as a direct result of this policy. And the impact on the vibes of the country is… entirely absent?
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's because everything is extremely fucking expensive, especially essentials.
There are four types of guy online. No exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
There are four types of guy online. No exceptions
Happy International Men's Day!
Help men near *you* become more international by forcing them to get in the fucking sea.
Help men near *you* become more international by forcing them to get in the fucking sea.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Happy International Men's Day!
Help men near *you* become more international by forcing them to get in the fucking sea.
Help men near *you* become more international by forcing them to get in the fucking sea.