Slurms MacChristmas
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Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Toad in the hole, too!
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Toad in the hole, too!
Incredible stuff
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Incredible stuff
Gonna start doing this for all my Pokémon posts just in case
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Gonna start doing this for all my Pokémon posts just in case
Giving an award to transphobic campaigners whose actions will certainly kill trans people, on Trans Day of Remembrance? Vile bastards you lot
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Giving an award to transphobic campaigners whose actions will certainly kill trans people, on Trans Day of Remembrance? Vile bastards you lot
Some bastard definitely switched them one day, I'm with you there
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Some bastard definitely switched them one day, I'm with you there
It should never, ever be forgotten
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It should never, ever be forgotten
I assume barm misspelt?
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I assume barm misspelt?
Ooooh bloody hell
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ooooh bloody hell
I would kill to defend the honour of gala pie tbh
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I would kill to defend the honour of gala pie tbh
(My prior complaints to not apply to this post, this made me have a good chuckle
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
(My prior complaints to not apply to this post, this made me have a good chuckle
This one is broad but effective
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This one is broad but effective
The sheer bravery at show 🫡🇺🇸
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The sheer bravery at show 🫡🇺🇸
It's what bread is for!
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's what bread is for!
She and any other "journalist" who put feeling smart over the safety of the public should lose their jobs and be hounded forever tbh
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
She and any other "journalist" who put feeling smart over the safety of the public should lose their jobs and be hounded forever tbh
Corbyn, it was a couple of weeks before Starmer took over and all scrutiny over how lax the government were being ended
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Corbyn, it was a couple of weeks before Starmer took over and all scrutiny over how lax the government were being ended
Surf and turf!
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Surf and turf!
Not letting people forget about their role in this, thinking they were oh so clever. For the ones we lost and continue to lose.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Not letting people forget about their role in this, thinking they were oh so clever. For the ones we lost and continue to lose.
Thank you for this, so I can tell them to fuck off again 🫡
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thank you for this, so I can tell them to fuck off again 🫡