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“Tyler Perry is a terrorist.” @worldwidewoman
Not looking for a Prince Charming so keep it pushing
Not looking for a Prince Charming so keep it pushing
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My cousin with the white husband stay being pumpkin flavored baked goods.
The whole family every year:
The whole family every year:
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
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November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My cousin with the white husband stay being pumpkin flavored baked goods.
The whole family every year:
The whole family every year:
*runs down skyline naked*
Time fah bed! 🤸🏾♀️
Time fah bed! 🤸🏾♀️
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
*runs down skyline naked*
Time fah bed! 🤸🏾♀️
Time fah bed! 🤸🏾♀️
Got a bowl of butter pecan. Blasphemers, you can go to hell.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got a bowl of butter pecan. Blasphemers, you can go to hell.
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First of all Peppermint Patty you gotta allot of nerve being upset about the dinner when you didn’t bring anything and wasn’t invited.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
First of all Peppermint Patty you gotta allot of nerve being upset about the dinner when you didn’t bring anything and wasn’t invited.
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Everyone should be grateful for their family.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Everyone should be grateful for their family.
I go to ask myself questions about the things ppl do and just shut it down. I tell myself, “It doesn’t matter.”
an elderly woman sits at a table with cups of tea
Alt: an elderly woman sits at a table dismissively waving her hand over cups of tea
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November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I go to ask myself questions about the things ppl do and just shut it down. I tell myself, “It doesn’t matter.”
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My only complaint is that my Auntie had some hand soap from 1978 in the bathroom
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My only complaint is that my Auntie had some hand soap from 1978 in the bathroom
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Learning to not be attached to things while also being thankful for every little thing is freeing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Learning to not be attached to things while also being thankful for every little thing is freeing.
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Currently
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Currently
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Yeah I can forgive you and never give you access to me again. Forgiveness and access are not synonymous so don’t let nobody make you feel bad for cutting a mf off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yeah I can forgive you and never give you access to me again. Forgiveness and access are not synonymous so don’t let nobody make you feel bad for cutting a mf off.
Took that edible over an hour ago. I’m not high yet.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Took that edible over an hour ago. I’m not high yet.
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I mean, I’ll go toe-to-toe with anybody who wanna cut up. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit 🙂↕️
7. What is one topic that is absolutely off limits at the Thanksgiving gathering?
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I mean, I’ll go toe-to-toe with anybody who wanna cut up. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit 🙂↕️
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I thought he said racist stuff too. I keep seeing these 3D printer comments and having to clicked the articles for the rest. What they call it burying the lede?
Campbell’s fired the VP recorded saying its meat ‘came from a 3D printer’
Campbell’s fired the VP recorded saying its meat ‘came from a 3D printer’
Welcome to 2025.
www.theverge.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I thought he said racist stuff too. I keep seeing these 3D printer comments and having to clicked the articles for the rest. What they call it burying the lede?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Dani from #BeyondTheGates would rescue me. I’m sure of it!
Dani from #BeyondTheGates would rescue me. I’m sure of it!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
#industry
Id definitely be discovered
#industry
Id definitely be discovered
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Dani from #BeyondTheGates would rescue me. I’m sure of it!
Dani from #BeyondTheGates would rescue me. I’m sure of it!
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Add this to the lawsuit. My Black doctor was on my Black ass to go to the hospital before I was even 2cm dilated. These people observed she was in TRANSITION and sent her on her way!
These people need to be named, shamed, and lose licenses. Hospital needs to PAY UP!!!
These people need to be named, shamed, and lose licenses. Hospital needs to PAY UP!!!
Mercedes Wells, the mother who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from a hospital, has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues
Mom Who Was Turned Away While in Active Labor Back in Hospital with Post-Birth Health Issues, Family Says
The mom who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from an Indiana hospital has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues.
people.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Add this to the lawsuit. My Black doctor was on my Black ass to go to the hospital before I was even 2cm dilated. These people observed she was in TRANSITION and sent her on her way!
These people need to be named, shamed, and lose licenses. Hospital needs to PAY UP!!!
These people need to be named, shamed, and lose licenses. Hospital needs to PAY UP!!!
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Stuffing/dressing/etc. Cuz why you put all that energy into something that you just gon stuff into the ass of that bird? 🤨
2. What’s the most overrated Thanksgiving food and why?
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Stuffing/dressing/etc. Cuz why you put all that energy into something that you just gon stuff into the ass of that bird? 🤨
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“Oh I eat like a bird, I don’t have room for everything”
3. How do you avoid dishes that you already know won’t be good without being offensive?
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Oh I eat like a bird, I don’t have room for everything”
I was going to make some peanut butter cookies (pull and bake… I don’t play that from scratch stuff) but I done got tide. Maybe if the munchies sneak up on me.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I was going to make some peanut butter cookies (pull and bake… I don’t play that from scratch stuff) but I done got tide. Maybe if the munchies sneak up on me.
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Going to be fab in the living room and give all the kids a dollar or two.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Going to be fab in the living room and give all the kids a dollar or two.
Almost everything is beige 😭
Fixed it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Almost everything is beige 😭
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Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
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Fun family story:
My aunt had a non traditional wedding dress, and a woman asked her to borrow it randomly. For whatever reason, she let her.
Well, eventually the woman died, having never given the dress back
When my aunt went to go look at the casket she saw the woman was buried in *her* dress 💀
My aunt had a non traditional wedding dress, and a woman asked her to borrow it randomly. For whatever reason, she let her.
Well, eventually the woman died, having never given the dress back
When my aunt went to go look at the casket she saw the woman was buried in *her* dress 💀
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fun family story:
My aunt had a non traditional wedding dress, and a woman asked her to borrow it randomly. For whatever reason, she let her.
Well, eventually the woman died, having never given the dress back
When my aunt went to go look at the casket she saw the woman was buried in *her* dress 💀
My aunt had a non traditional wedding dress, and a woman asked her to borrow it randomly. For whatever reason, she let her.
Well, eventually the woman died, having never given the dress back
When my aunt went to go look at the casket she saw the woman was buried in *her* dress 💀