Kyle
@slinkydogdad.bsky.social
Husband to Melissa. Dad to Slinky and Maple. Addicted to a bunch of teams that bring me nothing but disappointment.
I really like Josh Allen but I am convinced he is the Philip Rivers of this generation
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I really like Josh Allen but I am convinced he is the Philip Rivers of this generation
“We want everyone on the streets with guns eventually…”
Cool, cool cool cool…
Cool, cool cool cool…
WATCH: “How many people with domestic violence convictions are running around, with guns, in our cities, terrorizing people?”
Journalist @laurajedeed.bsky.social was hired as an ICE officer after a 6 minute interview, despite not having completed a background check.
Journalist @laurajedeed.bsky.social was hired as an ICE officer after a 6 minute interview, despite not having completed a background check.
January 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“We want everyone on the streets with guns eventually…”
Cool, cool cool cool…
Cool, cool cool cool…
If you’re sick of baseball, may I suggest you pick a hockey team? I just watched the Hawks and Flames throw down so many times I don’t even remember who Kyle Tucker is.
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
If you’re sick of baseball, may I suggest you pick a hockey team? I just watched the Hawks and Flames throw down so many times I don’t even remember who Kyle Tucker is.
Fuck them and fuck you if you root for them. Every fucking offseason now, it’s the same bullshit.
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Fuck them and fuck you if you root for them. Every fucking offseason now, it’s the same bullshit.
How do we stop paying federal taxes then? Your administration would collapse in a month, maybe less, without CA.
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
How do we stop paying federal taxes then? Your administration would collapse in a month, maybe less, without CA.
My sincerest of sympathies to all the cucks who choose to still root for that team
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My sincerest of sympathies to all the cucks who choose to still root for that team
Bold of Sam Elliot to think there will be another 250 years
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Bold of Sam Elliot to think there will be another 250 years
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Really thought we would see Girma and Morgan statues, a generational tenure from Stoney and a forever keeper in Sheridan. Instead we got Chelsea FC layaway payments, a diabolical firing, a broken contract and this tucked away in some corner
December 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Really thought we would see Girma and Morgan statues, a generational tenure from Stoney and a forever keeper in Sheridan. Instead we got Chelsea FC layaway payments, a diabolical firing, a broken contract and this tucked away in some corner
The Wave did Kailen fuckin dirty. To do that to her knowing her baby’s health issues is fucked up.
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The Wave did Kailen fuckin dirty. To do that to her knowing her baby’s health issues is fucked up.
Old man Rivers still got it?
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Old man Rivers still got it?
There is something deeply wrong with Ben Higgins 🤨
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There is something deeply wrong with Ben Higgins 🤨
Yu Darvish might be the most honorable person to ever play in MLB. It is a privilege to have him associated with our team in any capacity. Anyone saying otherwise needs to STFU immediately.
Begging people to PLEASE stop saying the word “honorable” when discussing Yu Darvish and his contract.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Yu Darvish might be the most honorable person to ever play in MLB. It is a privilege to have him associated with our team in any capacity. Anyone saying otherwise needs to STFU immediately.
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This is good and you should read it.
It’s December, so it’s Battle of San Pasqual time in this household
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December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is good and you should read it.
One school in our city gets shit handed to them because sports (even tho it’s the worst brand you’ve ever seen). Meanwhile, my beloved Tritons are out here recreating the sun.
California is leading the nation in fusion energy research and development.
Attracting investments in this emerging clean energy source helps achieve our climate goals, generates $1.4B+ for our economy per year, and puts us at the forefront of another industry of the future.
Attracting investments in this emerging clean energy source helps achieve our climate goals, generates $1.4B+ for our economy per year, and puts us at the forefront of another industry of the future.
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
One school in our city gets shit handed to them because sports (even tho it’s the worst brand you’ve ever seen). Meanwhile, my beloved Tritons are out here recreating the sun.
It’s like the opposite of that Onion headline, “Country where this rarely happens, takes swift action to ensure it happens even less.” Must be nice.
The latest on Bondi Beach terrorist attack:
At least 15 people were killed and 27 remain hospitalized. The victims were between 10 and 87 yrs old.
Australia's PM has announced plans to strengthen the country's already tough gun laws with new measures that will restrict who gets a license.
At least 15 people were killed and 27 remain hospitalized. The victims were between 10 and 87 yrs old.
Australia's PM has announced plans to strengthen the country's already tough gun laws with new measures that will restrict who gets a license.
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s like the opposite of that Onion headline, “Country where this rarely happens, takes swift action to ensure it happens even less.” Must be nice.
Deandre Ayton deciding he’s tough while playing the Suns is laughable
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Deandre Ayton deciding he’s tough while playing the Suns is laughable
A Philip Rivers who is physically unable to throw it 50 yards for an interception might honestly be the best version of himself.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A Philip Rivers who is physically unable to throw it 50 yards for an interception might honestly be the best version of himself.
Watching Philip Rivers play NFL football in 2025 is wild
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Watching Philip Rivers play NFL football in 2025 is wild
Give Jordan Ott Coach of the Year right now! Suns of the last two years mentally folded under far better circumstances. This team does not quit.
Final: PHX 108, MIN 105
Williams: 22 Pts, 7 Reb, 2 Stl, 7-9 FG
Gillespie: 19-6-4, 6-15 FG
Brooks: 18 Pts, 7-20 FG, 2-8 3P
Edwards: 40 Pts, 9 Reb, 15-21 FG
REALLY impressive win without Devin Booker and Jalen Green
Williams: 22 Pts, 7 Reb, 2 Stl, 7-9 FG
Gillespie: 19-6-4, 6-15 FG
Brooks: 18 Pts, 7-20 FG, 2-8 3P
Edwards: 40 Pts, 9 Reb, 15-21 FG
REALLY impressive win without Devin Booker and Jalen Green
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Give Jordan Ott Coach of the Year right now! Suns of the last two years mentally folded under far better circumstances. This team does not quit.
Definitely totally equivalent to the Nobel.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Definitely totally equivalent to the Nobel.
Someone want to explain to me why @espn.com is all but celebrating the return of a player to the VGK who, tho not convicted, was credibly accused enough of sexual assault that he was suspended almost 2 years by the NHL?
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Someone want to explain to me why @espn.com is all but celebrating the return of a player to the VGK who, tho not convicted, was credibly accused enough of sexual assault that he was suspended almost 2 years by the NHL?
Lost so bad they gave Bronny 5 minutes of game time 😂
If the Suns win this game with no Booker in the 2nd half, LeBron gotta retire tonight. I don’t make the rules.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Lost so bad they gave Bronny 5 minutes of game time 😂
Lakers pregame and broadcast was hyping him up so hard at beginning of game and I just kept yelling at the tv, “This is the same player he’s always been!”
Deandre Ayton passing out with nothing between him and the rim except a 6'3" guard is his signature move
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Lakers pregame and broadcast was hyping him up so hard at beginning of game and I just kept yelling at the tv, “This is the same player he’s always been!”