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No brains, no headache
Sweater guy
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the suns' juggernaut gillespie-goodwind-bouyea-dunn-ighodaro lineups has an offensive rating of 188.9
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Always defer to those wiser than you. She knows ball
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Yet another present day malady that can be traced back to the abandonment of Reconstruction
it is a perversion to let a team with three losses compete for a national championship
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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‘THE SECRET AGENT’ has been nominated for 3 #GoldenGlobes 

See the nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Happy birthday Jimmy Smith!

Jimmy Smith – organ
Lee Morgan – trumpet
Lou Donaldson – alto saxophone
Tina Brooks – tenor saxophone
Kenny Burrell – guitar
Art Blakey – drums

Released - December 1959
Recorded - February 25, 1958
Manhattan Towers, NYC
Label - Blue Note
Producer - Alfred Lion
#jazzsky
Jimmy Smith - The Sermon
YouTube video by JazzTuna
m.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Watching RODAN on Criterion Channel
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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my favorite soccer players are fullbacks with sauce. Algeria’s Achref Abada with the scorpion flick to bicycle clearance that starts a counterattack for the go-ahead goal vs Bahrain
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What's a good starter survival horror game for someone who's not had much interest in the genre?
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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You never hear about women having secret families. Time to step it up, ladies.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Do I want to "dive deeper in AI mode?" No. It's unsanitary and a sin.
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Gianni Infantino aka John Baby
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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My mom put the news on and they asked this poll and apparently it live updates lol.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There are very few things I do perfectly, but one of them is "unsubscribe".

Never done it by mistake 😤💪🏻
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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This is a HELL of a user name. Standing and applauding.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This should be the entire DC press corps ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A few smol beans
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I can't put my finger on it but Michael Bublé has a very punchable voice
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The Utah Jazz have the weirdest team building philosphy
It's all anybody's talking about!
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito

Me: That sounds so awesome

Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Hang it in the Louvre 🖼️
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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A raccoon goes on a drunken rampage in a closed Virginia liquor store, hitting the bottom shelf where the scotch and whisky were stored before smashing bottles and spilling alcohol everywhere before passing out on the floor.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
An employee at a Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
nbcnews.to
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I went on Real Ones with @howardbeck.bsky.social to take stock of the NBA’s quarter pole and talk about why I’m genuinely thrilled to be so wrong about the Phoenix Suns (among other things)! open.spotify.com/episode/0A5Y...
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM