SlimeyJade 🏳️⚧️💚
@slimeyjade.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ slimegirl catgirl hotdog enjoyer. 18+. In my 30s. it's just good content - twitch.tv/SlimeyJade (on hiatus due to terrible laptop)
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SlimeyJade 🏳️⚧️💚
@slimeyjade.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Hey, Slime Nation! I'm SlimeyJade, your friendly neighborhood slimecatgirl! You can find me at twitch.tv/SlimeyJade! I am a big scamp and love to stream. My schedule is inconsistent but I'm still pretty cool. Check me out.
(Ref sheet by my wonderful wife @trashbatchar.bsky.social)
(Ref sheet by my wonderful wife @trashbatchar.bsky.social)
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December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I like selling my space ghost print because it’s fun to watch all the millennials go “OH NO WAY”
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I like selling my space ghost print because it’s fun to watch all the millennials go “OH NO WAY”
No offense but jalapeno poppers should have cheddar cheese, not cream cheese.
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No offense but jalapeno poppers should have cheddar cheese, not cream cheese.
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Ough I want to run a TTRPG...
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ough I want to run a TTRPG...
Cade: The Tortured Crossing
What an incomprehensible mess with a horrible story and just... everything looks awful. Neil Breen's first four movies vary from a fun watch to absolutely peak so-bad-it's-good cinema. But after that? Horrible. Especially Cade.
What an incomprehensible mess with a horrible story and just... everything looks awful. Neil Breen's first four movies vary from a fun watch to absolutely peak so-bad-it's-good cinema. But after that? Horrible. Especially Cade.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cade: The Tortured Crossing
What an incomprehensible mess with a horrible story and just... everything looks awful. Neil Breen's first four movies vary from a fun watch to absolutely peak so-bad-it's-good cinema. But after that? Horrible. Especially Cade.
What an incomprehensible mess with a horrible story and just... everything looks awful. Neil Breen's first four movies vary from a fun watch to absolutely peak so-bad-it's-good cinema. But after that? Horrible. Especially Cade.
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kafstelflywolf cmsn for @cadenzadaze.bsky.social ! tysm :>
July 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
kafstelflywolf cmsn for @cadenzadaze.bsky.social ! tysm :>
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Every once in a while I feel the itch to do some sort of Frazetta homage, there's not much of the painterly influence left in my work these days but I still constantly think about his compositions. (2023)
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every once in a while I feel the itch to do some sort of Frazetta homage, there's not much of the painterly influence left in my work these days but I still constantly think about his compositions. (2023)
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With the holidays here, I could use some extra funds
if youre looking for a quick silly gift for your friends or even yourself, hit me up for a meme redraw!!!!
if youre looking for a quick silly gift for your friends or even yourself, hit me up for a meme redraw!!!!
A bigger variety now exists! 3 slots currently open!
DM me on here or on Discord to get one!!!
DM me on here or on Discord to get one!!!
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
With the holidays here, I could use some extra funds
if youre looking for a quick silly gift for your friends or even yourself, hit me up for a meme redraw!!!!
if youre looking for a quick silly gift for your friends or even yourself, hit me up for a meme redraw!!!!
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This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
Ugh. I'd enjoy games like Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead more if there wasn't so much shooting.
Nothing against shooting. Shooting in video games is cool. It's just hard for me to do with my disability. Gotta go into aim mode, use a stick to aim, another stick to move. And another trigger to fire?
Nothing against shooting. Shooting in video games is cool. It's just hard for me to do with my disability. Gotta go into aim mode, use a stick to aim, another stick to move. And another trigger to fire?
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ugh. I'd enjoy games like Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead more if there wasn't so much shooting.
Nothing against shooting. Shooting in video games is cool. It's just hard for me to do with my disability. Gotta go into aim mode, use a stick to aim, another stick to move. And another trigger to fire?
Nothing against shooting. Shooting in video games is cool. It's just hard for me to do with my disability. Gotta go into aim mode, use a stick to aim, another stick to move. And another trigger to fire?
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Some more of these
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Some more of these
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tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch
December 16, 2024 at 4:59 AM
tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch
I bought Bluetooth headphones, so excited to not be beholden to the wire. But then learned the PS5 doesn't allow Bluetooth audio devices, so I have to plug it into my controller. And since I already have the wire plugged in, it's easier to just plug it into other devices. They're wired headphones...
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I bought Bluetooth headphones, so excited to not be beholden to the wire. But then learned the PS5 doesn't allow Bluetooth audio devices, so I have to plug it into my controller. And since I already have the wire plugged in, it's easier to just plug it into other devices. They're wired headphones...
I dunno if it was the spicy cheese 'gravy' or the... frankly disturbingly uncarbonated and bland MTN DEW Sweet Lightning Peaches and Cream soda, but something from KFC disagreed with me. Betrayed by the Colonel.
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I dunno if it was the spicy cheese 'gravy' or the... frankly disturbingly uncarbonated and bland MTN DEW Sweet Lightning Peaches and Cream soda, but something from KFC disagreed with me. Betrayed by the Colonel.
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Day 5: Slimegirl?!
Please 🔁!
Please 🔁!
January 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Day 5: Slimegirl?!
Please 🔁!
Please 🔁!
KFC has something called a Gravy Flight, so you know I'm eating that.
They were out of one type of gravy though, so it's kind of more of a gravy hop...
They were out of one type of gravy though, so it's kind of more of a gravy hop...
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
KFC has something called a Gravy Flight, so you know I'm eating that.
They were out of one type of gravy though, so it's kind of more of a gravy hop...
They were out of one type of gravy though, so it's kind of more of a gravy hop...
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If you’re looking for a holiday gift, perhaps for a middle schooler in your life, consider Tiffany’s Griffon, my graphic novel I made with @quasimaddi.bsky.social ! It’s about magic & witches & griffons & fairies… but also about being a lonely kid who wants to be “special” for once in your life.
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you’re looking for a holiday gift, perhaps for a middle schooler in your life, consider Tiffany’s Griffon, my graphic novel I made with @quasimaddi.bsky.social ! It’s about magic & witches & griffons & fairies… but also about being a lonely kid who wants to be “special” for once in your life.
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Remember in like 2008 when some talking baby toy said gibberish that sounded a little like "Islam is the light" and people freaked out and it was on the news and Mattel changed the baby babble to not resemble that
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Remember in like 2008 when some talking baby toy said gibberish that sounded a little like "Islam is the light" and people freaked out and it was on the news and Mattel changed the baby babble to not resemble that
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
Never thought I'd miss the vibe of that whole event
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We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
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aphrodite's attention 💕
and with this, the queue is complete! the book will release on friday with (i think) ten illustrations i never posted anywhere. pre-order it today~
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/return-to-sh...
(patrons also got a bonus alt pose~)
and with this, the queue is complete! the book will release on friday with (i think) ten illustrations i never posted anywhere. pre-order it today~
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/return-to-sh...
(patrons also got a bonus alt pose~)
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
aphrodite's attention 💕
and with this, the queue is complete! the book will release on friday with (i think) ten illustrations i never posted anywhere. pre-order it today~
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/return-to-sh...
(patrons also got a bonus alt pose~)
and with this, the queue is complete! the book will release on friday with (i think) ten illustrations i never posted anywhere. pre-order it today~
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/return-to-sh...
(patrons also got a bonus alt pose~)
I miss Sega Heroes... that mobile match 3 game from a handful of years ago.
I also miss that I got into it right before they announced it was shutting down, which means everything was free and they just dumped items and level up materials on the players.
It was fun and the roster was cool.
I also miss that I got into it right before they announced it was shutting down, which means everything was free and they just dumped items and level up materials on the players.
It was fun and the roster was cool.
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I miss Sega Heroes... that mobile match 3 game from a handful of years ago.
I also miss that I got into it right before they announced it was shutting down, which means everything was free and they just dumped items and level up materials on the players.
It was fun and the roster was cool.
I also miss that I got into it right before they announced it was shutting down, which means everything was free and they just dumped items and level up materials on the players.
It was fun and the roster was cool.
SlimeyJade Sonic OC would just be this but green and with cat ears. And rounder.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
SlimeyJade Sonic OC would just be this but green and with cat ears. And rounder.
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Keiko would gladly teach @scaitblue.bsky.social's Koko all about being a dominatrix and how to keep her favorite boy on a leash~
May 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Keiko would gladly teach @scaitblue.bsky.social's Koko all about being a dominatrix and how to keep her favorite boy on a leash~