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SlimeyJade 🏳️‍⚧️💚
@slimeyjade.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ slimegirl catgirl hotdog enjoyer. 18+. In my 30s. it's just good content - twitch.tv/SlimeyJade (on hiatus due to terrible laptop)

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SlimeyJade Sonic OC would just be this but green and with cat ears. And rounder.
Chaos from Sonic Adventure. A blue goopy biped with yellow eyes.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Jade Harley. I will not be taking further questions at this time. (No just kidding I will take questions.)
Jade Harley from Homestuck, with the dog ears and the god tier Witch of Space fit.
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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God I could go for one of these right about now...
Seasoned spiral cut potato on a stick
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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[YouTuber voice]

YOUTUBE. RAP. BATTLE!

The creepy Bob homunculus from Bob's Discount Furniture!

Versus!

The fox with human teeth! From! CARFAX!
The horrible CGI wooden Bob puppet from a Bob's Discount Furniture as. He is lounging. The fox from CARFAX. He has human teeth and horrible beady eyes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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What's that? You're all clamoring for more Chestnut?? Well I gotta give the people what they want!
Orange and white cat sitting on grey carpet.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Why does she look so annoyed! Chestnut, please.
The face of an orange and white female cat.
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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okay... I was legit cooking with "journey to dog village (village for dogs)"

And that's the last one... I should get back into this one day.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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I think I put a bit too much into this one... it's a little busy.

"some kind of vampire bullshit"
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Went for a bit of a boss music vibe with "greeble your cubes"
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Time for "ham town jaunt"
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Hey, I should upload the terrible bits of music from when I tried my hand at making music. Here's "panic! at the hot dog factory"
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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If you're still accepting refs for this. 👀
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Funny that this guy has a vampire powerup, what with his love of garlic.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Title card for a Gumby episode called Haunted Hot Dog
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Bored enough to post cringe
the worst slimeyjade ever drawn, with evil red eyes and a shirt that says monster masher. the blank area of the image reads She knows you have candy... will you share?
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I absolutely wanna be included. And, I'll take any spice level, honestly.
ref sheet
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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It is hands down my favorite 'bad' movie. Every scene is literally golden. Look at this poster:
The poster for Miami Connection. There are so many things going on in it that it's hard to capture with alt text.
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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[YouTuber voice] YOUTUBE. RAP. BATTLES!!!

Chairry!

VERSUS...

United States Vice President Jaaaaaay Deeeeeee Vaaaaaaance!

BEGIN.
chairry from pee-wee's playhouse jd vance
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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[YouTuber voice] YOUTUBE. RAP. BATTLES!!!

Xenomorph Chestburster!

VERSUS...

The Baby from Eraaaserheeeeeeeead!

BEGIN.
the chestburster from alien eraserhead baby
October 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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CHAT DID WE COOK?
Plate of pierogi, red pepper, onion, green onion, bacon bits, parmesan, and sour cream. Photo by @trashbatchar.bsky.social who was my co-chef
October 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Let me cook!
A skillet with 6 pierogi in it.
October 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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My Chemical Romance "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" cover but Vampires is crossed out and Hot Dogs is sloppily written.
October 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The hit new anime I star in.
An edited promo image for yuri anime "There's No Freaking Way I'll Be Your Lover! Unless..." changed to read "There's No Freaking Way I'd Ask You For Pizza! Unless..."
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Genshin Impact added big fuckin' hot dogs and it's taking all my willpower not to get back into the game just for hot dogs.
A 2D illustration of a plump hot dog in a bun, with ketchup, mustard, and onions.
September 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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They are very committed to fostering healthy, open conversations. You can tell by how you're not allowed to converse with them about it.
Bluesky's statement on glorifying violence. The final sentence is the focus here, that they are committed to fostering healthy, open conversations. Another screenshot of the statement, but mainly just to show that replies are turned off. Another screenshot, but this time showing quote posts are disabled.
September 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM